Volume 9 The Beginning of the End Chapter 26 Quack Zet
Suzu, the strength of this orc girl is unmatched by Zet. She is favored by two super-powerful gods, Grey Lee and Gushuo Starr, but she is a cat. She can easily punch through stars, but it's a cat. Her body is indestructible, and the supernova explosion doesn't hurt to her, but it's a cat.
Although she is a cat, because she is a cat, and because Suzu is a cat, a cat that has no resistance to catnip, when this basically invincible Suzu meets catnip - her paws that can pierce the stars have become cute meat balls, and her body that can resist supernova explosions is satisfied with the pleasure brought by catnip and gives up resistance. After all, the current Suzu is no longer a threat to Fiya, as long as Suzu no longer interferes in the affairs between them, none of the remaining three people is Fiya's opponent.
"Meow, meow......" Suzu rolled to Fiya's feet while holding the pile of catnip.
Fiya kicked the bell in disgust: "Get out of here, a she-cat in heat, look how proud you are now!"
However, her kick didn't seem to hurt Suzu too much, to be precise, not only did it not cause Suzu to react, but Fiya felt as hard as hitting a steel plate.
Suzu just rolled over and kicked Fiya next to her, and Fiya was kicked directly by Suzu and disappeared into the endless sky......
What the hell is this? Just turning over and kicking out the situation that only happens in a funny animation, whether it is Zet, the three of them or the monsters who are watching next to them are all stunned. Monsters, they didn't expect their master to be kicked away by this guy like this, so what should they do when they come down?
Let's kill the three people in front of you first, the monsters thought.
Seeing this, Zete immediately grabbed Ilona and Kotohime and ran to Suzu's side: "Come to Sister Suzu!" Although she is not sober now, even if her mind is not sober, her strength is all there. It's far safer to be around her than to run around. ”
The three of them hid to Suzu's side, but Suzu rolled around, causing Zete to follow them in fear but not too far away.
Perhaps because of the influence of catnip, Suzu didn't deliberately suppress the aura on her body, and the dangerous aura emanating from her body oppressed the monsters around her, making them afraid to approach Suzu's vicinity, which was the instinct of the creatures.
Ilona worried, "What now, do you have to wait here?"
Zete hurriedly said, "Destroy all these catnips...... Use spiritual magic to burn all these catnips, and hurry up to restore Sister Suzu's normal. ”
Jean-hime was about to use the staff that Ilona gave her to cast a spiritual spell, but Ilona, who was in a hurry, quickly grabbed a handful of catnip and pinched it, Zete said, "Is it useful for you to pinch it, as long as the smell is still there, Sister Suzu will not be able to return to normal." ”
Illona, who was originally just hiding next to Suzu, was stained with the smell of catnip because she pinched catnip, and as soon as Suzu turned her head, she saw Ilona destroying her baby mint, and she jumped up without saying a word and slapped Elona directly into the snow...... No, it should be said that it was slapped into the concrete floor, and a big hole was smashed into the ground.
Zete walked over to Ilona on the opposite side of the pit and asked, "Elona, you're not dead, are you?" ”
"You're stupid to me, I'm going to squeak, and I'm going to die even worse if Sister Ling is a mouse...... I guess I'm going to lie down and kill me......" Elona thought that the monsters didn't dare to approach them anyway, so it would be better to rest a little now. Suzu's slap just now didn't hurt hard, so Ilona's body was fortunately not shot apart, and she now wonders if her father was saying that she would be slapped to death when she came here.
Seeing Ilona being beaten so badly, Jean asked Zete, "Do I still want to burn these catnips?"
Zet said earnestly, "If you think you have the physical fitness of Elona, you can burn it......"
Kotohime shrunk her neck and gave up on burning the catnip, and the two of them sat obediently next to Suzu and did nothing.
It didn't take long for a figure to suddenly rush down from the sky, and the figure slammed straight into the ground, like a meteorite hitting the ground, smashing a huge round crater, and Fiya crawled out of it.
Zet looked in the direction in which Fia had flown from, which was completely opposite to the direction in which she had been knocked away, and Zet shouted to Fia, "Fia! Congratulations! You have successfully proved that the earth is round with your body!"
Fiya is not in the mood to joke with Zete right now, obviously she has used catnip to attract Suzu's attention, but Suzu kicks her around the earth with a random kick, which is really a shame.
But Fei Ya didn't dare to approach the bell easily, if she approached zero easily and was kicked away by the bell again, it would be embarrassing to death, and those monsters didn't dare to approach because they were afraid, and Fei Ya, who obviously had the advantage, was now helpless against them again.
However, Fia suddenly noticed that there seemed to be someone missing, and Zet and Jean were sitting obediently not far from the bell, while Ilona didn't know where she had gone. The magnetic field emitted by the monsters is still there, so Ilona can't escape, but what's the matter with not seeing her anywhere?
Observing their surroundings closely, Fiya noticed that there was a large crater not far from Zet and Genhime, which didn't exist before Fia was kicked away, and there must be something wrong with it.
So Fia tiptoed towards the pit.
Zete hurriedly shouted to Ilona in the pit, "Ilona, hurry up! Fia walked over to you!"
"I want to, too! I think my bones are broken, I can't move!" Ilona cried out in despair from the pit.
This guy was fine before, why did he suddenly break his bones?Zete hurriedly picked up a bunch of catnip and threw it over to the pit where Ilona was, hoping to lure the bell over to protect Ilona temporarily.
However, Suzu didn't notice that Zet had thrown the catnip over, there was so much catnip on the ground, and it was difficult for Suzu to find out what Zet behind her had done. Now Suzu is still immersed in her own small world, unable to extricate herself.
Fia was slightly scared when Zet threw the catnip at Ilona, but was relieved when she realized that Suzu wasn't going to come over and take care of it.
"Sister Suzu, there's something good here!" Zete shouted to get Suzu's attention, but Suzu didn't care about Zete's shouting at all, as if Suzu's mind was full of fragrant catnip at this time.
Fei Ya was still a little worried, so she was trying to approach at the same time, she tried her best to keep herself in a state where she could turn around and run away at any time, as long as Suzu showed the slightest sign of looking this way, Fei Ya would definitely not hesitate to pull her legs and run.
Fiya gets closer and closer to the pit where Ilona is, and Suzu ignores no matter how much Zet and Kohime try to attract Suzu's attention. And Ilona herself is desperate, she wants to climb out but can't get out at all, and now even a little movement will make Ilona feel extremely painful.
Elona suddenly remembered a song called "Friendly Siege", and if she could, Ilona would really want to sing it to the bell: "Hit the allies!"
Elona is anxious, and Genhime and Zete here are even more anxious, both of them are thinking about how to make Suzu interested in Ilona's direction and go over, but they have tried all kinds of ways but they can't make Suzu turn around, and if they go over and call Suzu directly, they will be slapped and broken by her.
At this moment, Zete suddenly came up with a solution, and he shouted to Ilona: "What are you two stinky boys pretending to be dead? Hurry up and bring Ilona back!"
It turned out that Zete's two pistols were still on Ilona's body, and Zete didn't retract the power on them, so the two pistols still have their own consciousness and can change into human form and move at will.
Hearing Zet shout, the two children immediately got out of Elona's body, and the two seemingly weak children, one of them carried Elona's feet and the other of them carried Elona's stomach out of the pit.
"You two light, Mom, I've broken my bones now......" Ilona said to the two children, who didn't know how heavy they were.
But they didn't care if Ilona was in pain or not, Zete told them to hurry up and carry Ilona over, so naturally they had to race against time to hurry up.
Fia saw that Ilona was carried out and returned to Suzu's side, so she had to give up and stop where she was.
The two children threw Ilona on the ground - they threw it on the ground, as if they were not in charge of the delivery company throwing the delivery, not caring about Ilona's screams.
"Ahh......h When I recover, I'll see if I don't tear you two down!" Ilona threatened.
Despite this threat, Ilona didn't have the opportunity to tear the two of them apart, because as soon as they returned to Zete, Zete immediately withdrew the power from the two of them, and the two children turned back into two pistols.
Zete withdrew some of his power, although this power is not much, and even if he gets it back, he can't do anything, but at least a little ability in his body will make Zet feel a little more at ease.
The two pistols fell to the ground, and Zete threw them at Ilona and said, "Tear them down, they won't resist." ”
Ilona scolded, "Tear it off...... Help me get my bones right. "Elona saw that Zete had retrieved some of her strength, so there should be a way to help her heal the bones that were broken by Suzu.
Zete spread his hands and said helplessly: "I can't do it, this part of the power I got back is not the power to control time, it is just the power to strengthen my physical fitness." But I'll pick up the bones, do you want me to pick them up for you?"
"Boss, I'm a broken bone, not a broken bone...... What's the use of bones?" Ilona was really nervous when she saw Suzu rolling around not far from her, if Suzu accidentally rolled over and punched herself, then Ilona would be here to hit GG today.
Zete smiled: "If the bone is broken, it also belongs to the range of fractures, but you are still a universal robot, and you don't even know this thing?"
"Then you hurry up and pick me up...... I can't move now......" Ilona cried.
Then Zete crouched down and asked, "Where is the break?"
"It's all broken...... the expression on Ilona's face is exactly what she is now feeling in her heart - despair.
"Broken neck, too? Don't be kidding. Zete said and pinched Ilona's left arm and asked, "Is this broken?"
"It's broken...... Pick up...... Ahh
At this time, Ilona looked like she had any image to speak of, just like a pregnant woman in the delivery room.
Zete quickly stopped and said, "Wow, can you stop being so exaggerated?
Jean-hime wiped the cold sweat from Ilona's face, and Ilona breathlessly said, "You said it lightly...... You're going to try it?"
"I haven't broken a bone. Zete picked up the Colt on the ground and gave it to Ilona and said, "Bit, don't make such a terrible noise, blow your ears...... Don't burst your teeth. ”
Ilona just wanted to nod, but Zete pinched her arm again, and the pain made Ilona grit her teeth hard, and the poor Colt was directly bitten off by Ilona, and all the accessories inside jumped out.
"Hey, you're really tearing it down!" Zette thought that Ilona had just said that she was going to tear this guy down just for fun, but she didn't expect that she had actually demolished it - or with her teeth.
"Please, big brother, it's hurting me!" Ilona's heart-rending scream didn't abate at all, and even the monsters and Fiya were shocked by the scream and took a few steps back.
Kotohime put her arm in front of Elona and said, "Elona, if it hurts, bite my hand......"
Ilona cried bitterly: "Your little arm was ruined by my bite, so you should keep it for me to wipe my sweat and be safe!"
"Why is this still singing?" Zet's hands shook in horror at Ilona......
Feeling as if Zete had suddenly stopped moving, Ilona asked Zete, "Picked up?"
"No...... No ......" A cold sweat flowed from Zete's forehead, and he said with a serious expression: "Elona...... There are two good news and one bad news, which one are you going to hear first?"
Ilona lay on the ground and didn't dare to open her eyes and said, "Bad news......
"I'd better give you the good news first...... The first piece of good news is that your body has completely become a human body. ”
Ilona said angrily: "I know this if you don't say this, otherwise how could I feel the pain of a fracture?"
Zeite added: "Then the other good news is...... The fracture in your left hand has been healed. ”
Elona doesn't care if her left hand is cured or not, she basically can't feel the pain in her left hand now, I don't know if it's because it's cured or because of pain in other parts of her body that Ilona can't feel her left hand.
Elona asked, "So now tell me the bad news......
Zete said, "You...... You'd better open your eyes and see for yourself......"
Illona felt that she didn't have the strength to open her eyes, and she used her last strength to open her eyes and look at Zete, and then ...... That arm in Zete's hand looks familiar......
Ilona looked at her left hand again...... Look at the severed hand in Zet's hand again...... Huh?
Zet placed the severed hand beside Ilona and sneered, "What's that...... Although it's broken, it's not like there's no way to recover it, think about it, our novel is like a mess like a seven-O bead, and it can be resurrected if you die...... When the time comes, ask your dad to help you treat your hands and your hands will be restored, and they will be fairer and smoother than before, not full of calluses like now...... There are no calluses...... Hahaha...... What a good hand......"
Ilona gave up, it's all like this anyway, whatever Zete does, if she dies here this time, it's Zete's pot, "Forget it...... Count me lucky to have a teammate like you...... You can help me remove the rest of my limbs, so that I don't feel any pain. ”
"Don't, I just made a mistake, I'll promise to pick you up this time!" Zet didn't want to give up like this, he hadn't found an individual to experiment with since he learned osteografting from Hugh Katz, and now he finally met a fractured Ilona, how could he let Ilona go so easily?
Zete pinched Ilona's left leg this time and said, "Don't worry, I promise to give you a complete connection, it won't hurt at all...... It may hurt a little, but it will never be removed for you again. ”
"I've said everything, you just give me uh-ah-ahh
"Good singing, keep it up. Zete was prepared this time, and didn't shake off Ilona's leg because of Ilona's shouts.
Ilona is really desperate, she didn't evolve in the first place if she knew this kind of thing would happen, how good is it to keep the state of the robot?
"Zet is hungry! Count me for excellence, you're sorry!Help me unload it!" Elona's voice trembled, and Jean couldn't stand it, but if she didn't let Zete get it, Elona would hurt even more, so Jean chose to believe Zete.
Zet righteously refused, saying, "No, I am a loving doctor, and as long as I can move, I will not allow any wounded patient to suffer in front of me!
"You're not fucking healing me! you're murdering!" "Ilona would have broken Zet's body to pieces if she could move.
Zet didn't care about Ilona's shouting, he felt like he was in good shape, and he could catch Ilona's leg with a little more effort.
"Let go of you quack! Do you really want to break me down or something! I tell you, if I can survive today and let my father restore me, I will tear you down once I see you in the future!"