“……

Actually, I know I'm a lazy pig,

Or a pig that can talk not big or small,

People say that marrying a chicken is followed by a chicken and a pig is married to a pig,

When I marry you, you will learn from me to walk,

Actually, you're also a big stupid pig,

purr, purr, purr, purr~~

I hear you snore in your sleep and think, it's so cool!

Actually......"

At first, Lin Zijin just hummed subconsciously, but he felt like he couldn't stop humming, so Lin Zijin simply let go and sang more happily and selflessly.

After a song, Lin Zijin only felt refreshed, and felt warmer than drinking ginseng soup.

However, just when Lin Zijin retracted his mind and turned his eyes, the whole person was stunned.

Because at this time, Yang Hao was looking at himself with a wicked smile with his smiling eyes.

Lin Zijin sang so happily just now that he didn't notice when Yang Hao woke up.

After realizing that her every move just now was under Yang Hao's gaze, and she didn't notice it at all, Lin Zijin almost got under the bed in shame.

This...... It's too embarrassing, isn't it?

The key is that Yang Hao is still deliberately putting on a show like this now, obviously watching her jokes, which is really hateful.

"What do you see? Don't laugh! ”

Forcibly stiffened his face, Lin Zijin endured the embarrassment in his heart, and pretended to glare at Yang Hao fiercely.

It's just that even if Lin Zijin pretends to be fierce, Yang Hao has already seen her thoroughly, how could he not know that Lin Zijin is playing tricks, and how can he be shocked by her.

Standing up half of his body on the bed, Yang Hao smiled, looked at Lin Zijin and said, "Why don't you continue to sing?" How nice it sounds, my wife who is a diva in the music world. ”

Yang Hao's voice fell, and Lin Zijin almost laughed angrily when he heard it.

A singer?

Yang Hao estimated that he was deliberately making fun of her by bringing this word.

Lin Zijin had a cold face, not wanting to deal with Yang Hao.

The point is that when she thinks of what happened just now, Lin Zijin can't control herself, and she is about to die of embarrassment now.

He actually did such a thing in front of Yang Hao, if it was spread out, he would have to make Ling Xue'er and Lu Ziqi laugh to death.

"Seriously, you sing pretty well."

Seeing that Lin Zijin was still stiff in his face, Yang Hao suddenly commented.

"If you say anything more, I'll ignore you."

was already embarrassed, but Yang Hao also gave an evaluation in a matter-of-fact manner, which made Lin Zijin feel the urge to kill him.

"I'm serious!"

Yang Hao was somewhat innocent.

He really thinks that Lin Zijin's singing voice just now is good, of course, that selfless appearance is even more cute, and Yang Hao has not seen much of such a cute appearance.

"Huh!"

Lin Zijin sneered.

It's strange if she really believes Yang Hao.

Facing Lin Zijin's sneer, Yang Hao also laughed, and couldn't help but say: "You have really become more and more cute recently, I didn't expect that falling in love is really ...... young"

"Young? You mean I'm old? ”

This time, Lin Zijin's face really darkened.

The sneer on his face was completely different from before, and he even forgot about the previous embarrassment.

Seeing Lin Zijin like this, Yang Hao's heart chuckled, and he suddenly realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing just now.

What is the most taboo for women?

Naturally, others said that she was old.

Although Lin Zijin is only in her early twenties and is in her youthful vitality, she is still taboo for others to talk about her, this is a common problem of women, and no one can help it.

Although Yang Hao's words just now didn't mean that, in Lin Zijin's opinion, that is, there is, whether Yang Hao meant that or not, it didn't matter at all.

Finished!

Looking at Lin Zijin's scrutinizing eyes, Yang Hao's heart was half cold, he knew that if he didn't give a reasonable explanation, he would die.

"Well, I mean to say, being in love has brought you back to your former innocence."

The strong desire to survive and the experience of survival made Yang Hao's head run at high speed, and he quickly organized the language.

"Innocence? You mean to call me naïve? ”

Before Yang Hao could breathe a sigh of relief, when Lin Zijin looked at him coldly, he froze.

Why did she become naïve again?

Innocence......

Is innocence the same thing as childishness?

Yang Hao was about to cry.

"How can it be naïve? Innocence represents cuteness, don't you think you just looked cute? Yang Hao wiped the cold sweat again.

But Yang Hao didn't know, it was okay that he didn't mention what happened just now, but the mention of it immediately made Lin Zijin's heart feel embarrassed.

"Did you mean to?"

Lin Zijin's gaze at Yang Hao was already a little unkind.

"No, how could I have done it on purpose?" Yang Hao laughed awkwardly, "You misunderstood." ”

Thinking of the embarrassment he had just made, the more Lin Zijin thought about it, the more angry he became, and said angrily: "You did it on purpose." ”

"You ......"

"Are you going to call me vexatious?"

Yang Hao, who was helpless in his heart, just wanted to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was dumbfounded by Lin Zijin's next sentence.

I'm so tired!

Yang Hao wants to die!

Why is there nothing a woman can do if she doesn't reason?

It turns out that even Lin Zijin can't escape this law.

Yang Hao, who was completely helpless, didn't know what to say now.

Yang Hao believes that no matter how he explains or makes sense, he can't talk about Lin Zijin.

Suddenly.

Yang Hao came to his senses.

Don't try to reason with an unreasonable woman, because that doesn't make sense at all, no matter what the truth is, when any woman is unreasonable, it doesn't make sense.

Otherwise, it will be like Yang Hao now, the more the reason is explained, the more reasons are given, the more the other party will feel that he is making excuses.

"What's the matter, the heart is empty?"

Seeing that Yang Hao suddenly didn't make a sound, Lin Zijin was happy in his heart.

Compared with Yang Hao's deliberate look at her joke just now, it is completely unreasonable now.

Sure enough, what was said on the Internet was true.

In fact, Lin Zijin was not angry just now, but deliberately made trouble unreasonably, because he didn't know how to end up, and suddenly remembered that he had seen some female knowledge theories on the Internet before, and then he tried it, but he didn't expect it to really work.

It turns out that sometimes the effect of being vexatious is really satisfying.

looked at Yang Hao, who was already gone, and Lin Zijin, who still maintained an angry look on his face, was already smiling in his heart.

With a bad taste, Lin Zijin directly put on an unrelenting appearance, and said in a cold voice: "Why don't you laugh?" ”

"Didn't you just laugh a lot?"

"You have the ability to ......"

Just when Lin Zijin began to get more and more carried away, Yang Hao, who was originally too honest to be honest, suddenly got up and pounced towards Lin Zijin like a hungry wolf.

Pressing Lin Zijin under him, Yang Hao didn't give her a chance to react, and kissed her directly.

When Yang Hao made this move and blocked his mouth with lightning speed, Lin Zijin's mind went blank all of a sudden.

Confused!

That's not what it says online!

Moreover, it seems that there is no mention on the Internet that women will have this situation if they are vexatious, let alone what kind of measures should be taken after encountering this situation.

In an instant, Lin Zijin had completely lost the ability to think.

In the face of this sudden situation, Lin Zijin, who was completely passive, didn't know what he should do at all, and felt the stimulation between his lips, and Lin Zijin's heart was already rippling.

For a moment, Lin Zijin vaguely realized that he seemed to have pitted himself......