Chapter 110: Deadly Guardian!
Fight the world.
Qingshan Town Teahouse.
Li Mad's body was dressed in the costume of the shopkeeper and was serving tea to the guests.
"Guest officer, please use it slowly!"
As soon as I handed the tea over, I fainted as soon as I turned around.
"Little brother! Are you okay? The merchant who used the tea jumped his eyelids and hurriedly squatted down to investigate.
The merchant practiced medicine in his early years, and he was a charlatan, and after checking his pulse, he found that there was no abnormality in his body.
"Strange, I've never seen such a strange disease!"
"Boss, your second child is dizzy, don't you take care of it?" The merchant shouted to the back room.
"What? Dizzy again! This kid has a kidney deficiency! ”
The teahouse owner crossed the threshold with an anxious face, and when he came up to take a look, sure enough, the guy fell ill again.
That day, this guy fainted in his teahouse, and when he woke up, he actually smirked at him.
The owner of the teahouse asked him for money to settle the bill, but the kid said that he didn't have any money.
The boss had no choice but to detain him from his job to pay off his debts.
It's only been less than a month, why did it fall again?
When he was in danger, Li Mad suddenly opened his eyes and bounced up from the ground.
looked around and muttered, "It's okay, nothing happened." ”
After speaking, the soles of his feet were windy, and he rose to the sky.
Leaving the teahouse owner and the merchant with a confused face, messy in the wind!
After a long time, the merchant gave a thumbs up to the teahouse owner and said: "Brother is amazing, he actually let such a strong man be the second shopkeeper for you, admire and admire!" ”
Teahouse owner: "······"
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Utan City, Xiao family.
Li Mad stepped into the room and waved his sleeves to close the door.
As soon as I sat down, the system prompt sounded.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for receiving seven-star praise from customers, and the system will reward 10,000 achievement points! ”
Li frowned in ecstasy, looked at the huge amount of money in the account balance, and thought to himself, how should I spend it?
"Can these achievements be used in the real world?" Li asked madly.
The system answers: "Achievement points can be exchanged for adult coins in the real world at an exchange rate of 1:1000000!" ”
"it!"
"Rich! Get rich! Li rubbed his hands together and became excited.
Doesn't that mean that one achievement is worth 1 million RMB!
10,000 achievements is ······ 10 billion!
Depend on! Labor and management are now millionaires too!
Li Crazy jumped up from the chair excitedly!
He is a person in the real world, and no matter how he tosses in the world, he will always return to reality.
I didn't realize the importance of achievement value before, and I spent a lot of money indiscriminately, which is really a crime, no, it's a crime!
Don't dare to squander it like this in the future!
"Ding! Detect the strongest stand-in order! Do you want to take orders? ”
The system prompts.
Li Crazy clicked on the pop-up box to check the order details.
【Order No. 00000002 for the Strongest Stand-in】
Client Name: Eddie Bullock (Mr. Tang)
From the World: Marvel (Venom: Lethal Guardian)
Client Profile: An ordinary journalist who strayed into a lab while investigating the Life Foundation human experimentation scandal and was accidentally possessed by alien creature venom.
Customer appeal: I hope to drive the venom out on his behalf, solve the life crisis, and help him chase his girlfriend back by the way if it is convenient.
Order Taker: Number 1001011
Duration of the mission: until the crisis is completely resolved
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"Alright! Let me expel Venom, even the female ticket wants me to help you chase it? Isn't it a bit excessive! ”
Li Mad was speechless when he saw a customer's request.
But on second thought: it seems like a good experience too!?
"Good! I took this order! Li Mad pressed the confirmation button under the virtual pop-up box, and some kind of indescribable picture came to mind in his mind.
"Ding! The host has confirmed the order and is building a ······"
"Wait!" Li Qi suddenly remembered something, and suddenly shouted to stop.
The system has temporarily stopped soul teleportation.
"Do you have any questions about the host?"
Li Crazy pointed to the coarse cloth clothes of his second shopkeeper and said, "You are embarrassed to ask, after exchanging bodies last time, that kid actually used my body to be the second shopkeeper!" Come on! I'm also a dignified emperor powerhouse in this world! This is going to get out, and my reputation is gone! ”
System: "So what do you want?" ”
Li Yan groaned: "Send me to Jiangye first!" ”
A flash of white light!
The space around Li Mad distorted for a while, and then he stood proudly on Suzaku Street in Chang'an.
The eyes of the bronze statue of Suzaku blinked, revealing a look of interest.
Li Madness suddenly felt a terrifying aura pass through his back.
He ran away and ran to a room called Lao Bizhai in Linxi Lane.
A little black girl was sitting on the threshold basking in the sun.
"Is your young master here?" Li went up with a wild smile and asked.
Sang Sang raised his little face, glanced at him, and said without much enthusiasm: "If you want to buy a copybook, just quote directly, my young master is a personal disciple of the master, and I don't have time to deal with you!" “
Li Mad was unhappy, pulled his face and snorted: "I am the little uncle of your young master!" Come over for a cup of tea, it's to save face! It's against him! ”
"Cut! I'm still the queen's mother! Sang Sang glanced at this madman, looking at his outfit as a shopkeeper, he was shabby, and he was not a rich man at first glance.
If you are not rich, you will not have oil and water to squeeze.
Sangsang was not interested in paying attention to this poor ghost who was full of nonsense, and turned around and walked towards the house.
Li was stunned for a moment, then took a deep breath and exchanged the silver ticket of this world to the system as if angry.
He palmed his hand, and a thick silver ticket appeared out of thin air in the palm of his juggling hand, and then kicked the door with his foot.
"Wait, I've got money!"
Li Yan waved the banknote in his hand proudly, and the special paper of the money village rippled in the air and made a pleasant sound.
Sangsang's little ears trembled, and he could hear the timbre of an authentic silver ticket by his voice.
Her petite body trembled slightly, and when she turned around, she was already smiling, and ran over with lively little broken steps.
"Guest officer, please!" Sang Sang's eyes narrowed, and his thin eyebrows curved into crescent moons.
Li Mad glanced at her, thinking that he was really a fan of money, and he didn't know who he had learned from since he was a child.
He walked into the main hall and looked at the few words hanging at random, and at first glance they were fakes.
"The guest officer saw which pair of words to tell me, and I will help you pack it!" Sangsang followed behind his ass with an extremely courteous attitude.
Li Mad waved his hand and said: "I'm not here to buy these broken words, make room for me, I want to live for a while!" ”
Sang Sang was stunned for a moment, and whispered: "But we are not an inn here·····"
Syllable!
Li Madness counted out three silver tickets and threw them on the table heroically!
"Any questions?" Li Mad eyebrows jumped, and his chin was slightly raised.
Sang Sang's face was full of smiles, his little hands wiped on his apron, and he picked up the silver ticket from the table, his eyes lit up.
"Wait a minute, I'll clean up the room for you!" The little girl excitedly covered the silver ticket to her chest and ran to the backyard.
Soon, a comfortable and refreshing room was cleaned up.
Li Yan followed her into the room, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "I will probably live for a month, you will send me to the room with good food and drink every day, and serve it well, and I will have a reward for my uncle in the future." ”
Sang Sang's eyes lit up, and he said, "Then I'll go cook first and bring it to you." ”
Seeing the little girl disappear outside the door, Li Crazy smiled and waved his hand to close the door.
Now he can teleport with peace of mind.
Li sat cross-legged on the soft bed and closed his eyes.
"Ding! Soul teleportation begins ······"
The familiar feeling of vertigo returned, and darkness flooded into my mind like a tidal wave.
When he opened his eyes again, he found himself sitting on a couch.
It was a dirty apartment with a messy floor full of socks, shoes, broken glass, books, and the like.
He rubbed his eyebrows, obviously feeling that this body was in a very bad state, and there was always a feeling of nausea in his chest.
Getting up and walking into the bathroom, Li Madness turned on the light and looked in the mirror.
This is a standard face of a Mi man, and the stubble hasn't been cleaned up for a while.
Brush!
The face in the mirror suddenly turned into a monster with a mouth full of fangs!
The edges of the contour are like flowing black liquid!
Rao is Li Madness had already been mentally prepared, and he couldn't help but retreat in fright, and his back hit the tile wall with a muffled sound!
"! Dare to scare labor and management! After taking a few breaths of violent, Li mad glared back viciously at the monster in the mirror!