Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Daily Life of Bulletproof Vests!
Nina resisted the urge to slap the old man against the wall, and silently said in her heart: "My pot, my pot, my black pot ....."
Sneak out with a poke of her head, and Nina was dumbfounded, what did she see?
A few little girls dragged a boy under a tree, stuck his crotch on the trunk and grinded it, and the up and down movements were called a skill!
Next to it, a group of girls with various weapons were standing, and there were some boys lying on the ground, looking at least junior high school.....
A group of junior high school people were stunned and couldn't find North by a group of elementary school students, and Nina silently retracted her head.
Nina covered her head and asked, "I said, old man, what's going on?" Are all the little girls so fierce now? ”
She doesn't care about fights and foul language, anyway, these are all hours, and when they grow up, they will start to pay attention to their own image.
You don't see that when I was a child, I fought and scolded people every day, and when I was older, I consciously did less of these, which weapons gave her a headache....
In addition to small things such as sticks, fruit knives, and guns, there are also weapons of mass destruction, even in the United States, these weapons can only be used if you have to take a gun license.
These little kids are a ghost???
It's an elementary school student!!
That little fool who ate the heart of a bear and the gall of a leopard dared to sign them up ❓❓❓
The bill she received didn't say she was going to buy a firearm for self-defense, so where did it come from?
"All of them signed up for the Sanda class, and a few of them even went to learn Muay Thai, the most professional kind of ......," the old man said with a look of lovelessness.
Not to mention anything else, there are actually a lot of small trees in his courtyard, and now the farts are gone, and they are all interrupted by the children as targets for boxing.
None of this is a big deal, but the nightmare happened three months ago!!
There are 43 children of primary school age, and the worst is still the same school!!
It's also a special thief unity, a group of bullied people go up and go, if they can't fight, they pull out their weapons, and if they can't fight, they sneak away to Brooklyn to call people!
That scene was simply amazing!!
Anyway, when the old man was arrested and went to the New York City Police Department, he was very miserable, all kinds of fines and all kinds of apologies, if it weren't for the fact that he still had to take care of these children, he wouldn't be able to run for 15 days....
Now he still has 76 hours of community service on his back!
"No, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about..."Nina poked out again to look at the girls, and then she was sure it was a real gun, and asked again "How did those guns come from???
Who cares about the little things in a fight!
She cares about firearms, which is against the law!
She is also unlucky when you count the joint and several responsibilities!
She didn't remember ever teaching these little kids how to play with guns, and it seemed like it was more than just one or two!!
The old priest stared at Nina for a moment, then sighed deeply again, "It's all your fault!" ”
Nina: "❓❓❓"
She doesn't have two of them herself, so why is it her pot again, huh?!
"The birthday gifts from those little brothers in Brooklyn, in addition to those, there are a few handfuls of micro charges for me to put up, and some grenades you want to see....." The old man himself was speechless.
Who receives these birthday gifts?
Is it bad to give a Barbie doll?
Wait, genuine Barbie dolls seem to be more expensive than these......
Nina's skull is now "buzzing", and there are faint vulgar words such as Li Liang, deflated calves, sand sculptures, etc.....
grabbed the old man's collar, lowered his voice and shouted, "Why can't you even look good at a child?" ”
"I want you to teach you to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, I want them to become people who contribute to society, now what do you think I think of this???"
"A small gang of ruffians?"
"What's the use?"
"I spend millions of dollars a year just to train some things that are going to be executed when they become adults?"
The old man was caught by Nina without resisting, and it was also wrong to teach him crookedly, which is still a very serious kind.
Nina is the one who pays, and he is the one who teaches them daily behavior!
"Nina, I think you should leave Brooklyn...," the old priest said solemnly.
"Why?" Nina asked.
The old man sighed: "You are their adoptive mother, and those bastards do all kinds of things for their children all day long in order to please you, which is very serious!! ”
"Especially the man named Weasel brought in, it's a source of spiritual pollution!"
"Now these things of theirs are taught by him, alas....."
As he spoke, he continued to sigh, he didn't know what to say, he was so tired that he wanted to retire....
After a few years of hard work, I learned this ghost in less than three days, and I finished the calf!
Nina took out a cigarette and lit it, and asked suspiciously, "How did they meet the weasel people?" ”
The weasel is the one who helped her go to the black market to sell holy water, opened a small bar as a cover, and usually mainly sells intelligence, or issues mercenary tasks.
"Not long after you went on a trip, a few children had their birthdays, and they insisted on going to your house to play, so I had to take them over because I had no choice."
Then the weasel gang came to the door to get something, and one of the chatters ran to play with the children..... "The old man's expression now is simply wonderful, and the colorful black can't be described."
It's because that talker taught his little padded jacket like this!!
Nina smoked a cigarette, clasped her hands to her chest and asked, "What's that guy's name?" ”
She's figured it out now!!
His own little padded jacket is completely scrapped, and now he needs to be treated ruthlessly.
Even if it can't be restored to a small padded jacket, at least it must be restored to a bulletproof vest!
The old priest thought for a moment, as if recalling the name of the person: "Hmm.... It's like it's called Wade, and he carries two knives with him..."
"Heh...."Nina's eyes froze, she knew who taught the bad boys!
There's only one guy named Wade next to the weasel!!
The famous Deadpool!
Wade Wilson!!
There are no mutants in this world!
Now Wade is a very famous mercenary, retired from the special forces, he not only has a superb gun skills, but also a strong second knife stream....
Nina was surprised when she first saw that guy, thinking that there were mutants in this world, but later spent a lot of money to check it and realized that she was overthinking.
Except that he has no superpowers, this guy is exactly the same as in the movie, all kinds of yellow cavities are non-stop, and staying with him is simply mental pollution!!
"Hehe, it's good, it seems that there is another batch of disobedient children." Nina dropped the cigarette butt in her hand and walked towards the bears.
Compared with American education, she still feels that Chinese education is a little more comfortable!!
American-style education says that children can explore independently, emphasizing practice in various ways, and letting children skin no matter whether they are right or wrong....
Now Nina is planning to come to a wave of Chinese education!
If you are disobedient, you will be beaten, if you are disobedient, you will be beaten with a belt, and if you dare to play a mixed doubles with your parents!
Anyway, it's all crooked, and now she's decided to have a first-time motherhood experience!
Skin???
The crocodile skin has faded for you!
As for the next week, she didn't have to rest, Brooklyn, weasels, and gangs she had to visit one by one!
Let them understand what happens if they instigate children to do bad things?