Chapter 019: Nine Turns Good Luck Charm and Anti-Surrender Spell
Donghuang Taiyi was not angry, and continued to say to Wang Chongyang, "This curse of five molds and three calamities, the difficult thing is the disaster behind, although this person has financial luck, but other luck is not good, the old man is worried that he will fold on this!" ”
Wang Chongyang was impatient, are people with the ability to be so verbose, a lot of nonsense, just say if you can solve it?
His thoughts were immediately captured by Donghuang Taiyi, who snorted coldly, "You're impatient, why did you say that the old man didn't instruct you?" You unassuming! ”
Wang Chongyang knew that his mind was known to Donghuang Taiyi, but he just said, you just tell me the method directly, and I don't understand it when it comes to saying such a big bunch.
"It's because you don't understand!" Donghuang Taiyi said, "That's why the old man has to guide you, don't forget what you promised the old man!" ”
Wang Chongyang's heart moved, didn't he just promise to help you, an old monster, catch some little monsters, and what is the inevitable connection between this and the curse?
He now knew that Donghuang Taiyi could know his thoughts, so he didn't bother to talk about it, just think about it, and pass on his information.
Donghuang Taiyi sneered and said, "Do you think the little demons are all sitting there waiting for you to catch them?" If you don't have any skills, let alone catch the little demon, it's good if you don't give it to the little demon, if you think the old man is verbose, then you can ask another one who is not verbose, and the old man is too lazy to serve! ”
As he spoke, he flapped his wings twice, flew to the balcony, buried the bird's head under the wings, and actually took a nap.
Seeing this, Wang Chongyang hurriedly went over, just like catching a duck in the countryside, he carried the head of Donghuang Taiyi and walked to the living room, "I haven't finished speaking, what are you sleeping!" ”
The Eastern Emperor Taiyi kept flapping his wings, and his eyes were about to bulge, "Boy, let go, do you know the consequences of your doing, what you are holding is the head of the Ancient Demon Emperor......"
Wang Chongyang knew that it was not very capable now, so he dared to do so, "I don't care if you are the Ancient Demon Emperor or the Ancient Demon Emperor, in short, if you don't solve this problem, don't think about sleeping!" ”
Donghuang Taiyi said sharply, "Even if the old man recovers his mana, he will want your hands to fester. Burned to death......"
Wang Chongyang laughed, "It's a pity that your old man doesn't have that mana now, I'll strip you of your black hair now, but I'm not as impersonal as you, I'll give you a choice, do you want to be steamed to death, or burned to death?" ”
Donghuang Taiyi wondered, "What kind of steamed death or red burning?" What kind of demon trick did you learn from those little demons? ”
Wang Chongyang's stomach hurt with a smile, this Eastern Emperor Taiyi claimed to be the Ancient Demon Emperor, and he knew everything about it, and he was so confused that he immediately painted a picture of steamed chicken and braised chicken in his mind.
"Boy...... Count you ruthless! Donghuang Taiyi begged for mercy, "The old man will teach you the method, you let go of your hand first!" ”
Wang Chongyang said that if I let go, you won't say anything, just say it now, I don't have any strength in my hands, so I won't hinder you from talking.
Donghuang Taiyi fluttered his wings and said, "Bad luck can be solved with the Nine Turns Good Luck Charm, and as for that calamity curse, you can use the Anti-Surrender Charm to deal with it!" ”
Wang Chongyang said, Then you still don't take out that nine-turn good luck charm?
Donghuang Taiyi said, "The old man is not a Taoist priest, where do you get these charms, but the old man can teach you to draw!" You let go of your hand first, otherwise the old man will really get angry! ”
Wang Chongyang was already joking with it, but then he let go of his hand and asked Donghuang Taiyi, "I don't have a pen and paper to draw talismans!" ”
Donghuang Taiyi fluttered his wings and flew to the ceiling fan on the roof of the living room at this time, as if he was afraid that Wang Chongyang would come to catch it again.
It coughed for a while before saying to Wang Chongyang, "Zhou Yaqi has a lot of rooms, you can just go in and take it!" ”
Wang Chongyang thought about it, isn't there any charm everywhere on the wall of this living room, and walked towards the door of Zhou Yaqi's room when he thought about it.
But when he arrived at the door, he suddenly thought that when he first rented it, Zhou Yaqi had clearly stipulated that he could go anywhere in this house, but her room was not allowed to enter.
Donghuang Taiyi felt that his throat was much more comfortable at this time, and he panicked a few times, and then said to Wang Chongyang, "What are you afraid of when the old man asked you to take it?" Besides, if the old man doesn't say it, and you don't say it, how will she know? ”
Wang Chongyang secretly thought in his heart, now that it is important to save people, he can't care so much, thinking about him, he pushed open Zhou Yaqi's door.
At the moment when he pushed the door, Wang Chongyang's mind was still full of fantasies, and he didn't know what Zhou Yaqi's boudoir looked like.
When the door opened, Wang Chongyang was dumbfounded, where did the room in front of him look like a woman's room?
The space in the room was not small, but Zhou Yaqi was stacked everywhere with sundries, all kinds of cardboard boxes, and all kinds of strange bottles and cans.
The only thing that reminds people that the owner of this room is a lady is the lingerie that can be seen everywhere.
As soon as Wang Chongyang looked up, he saw that the roof was the same as the living room, with charms pasted everywhere, and there was actually a bra above his head.
He couldn't help but have black lines on his head, and some of his so-called illusions about Zhou Yaqi were all shattered less than ten seconds after he entered the door.
Wang Chongyang rummaged through the cabinets and didn't find the yellow paper used to draw the talismans, and the Donghuang Taiyi in the living room reminded him, "Look under the bed!" ”
He immediately walked to the bed, squatted down, and pulled out a cardboard box from under the bed, and then found a stack of yellow paper with drawing talismans from inside.
After he came out with the yellow paper, Donghuang Taiyi laughed, "How is it?" The old man's descendant is good, right? Do you want the old man to help you be a matchmaker? ”
"Be your big-headed ghost!" Wang Chongyang never dreamed that Zhou Yaqi looked so beautiful, and judging from the way she dressed, she was also very tasteful, she was actually such a sloppy woman.
He even started YY, if he married Zhou Yaqi, if he brought her back, he wouldn't do anything, and he would pile up sundries everywhere in the house, and the old lady would definitely not be able to see the wrong way.
Wang Chongyang went to the sofa, put the yellow paper away, and went to the desk in the living room to find a brush and a bottle of red, I don't know if it was chicken blood or cinnabar.
Donghuang Taiyi flew down from the ceiling fan and began to teach Wang Chongyang how to draw this nine-turn good luck charm.
"Stupid ......"
"Idiot ......"
"You imbecile ......"
From time to time, there was an evaluation of Wang Chongyang by the Eastern Emperor Taiyi in the living room, "A simple nine-turn good luck charm, you have drawn dozens of them, and you can't draw them well?" ”
Wang Chongyang was also sweating profusely, he was so big, and it was the first time he held a brush, so he thought that he could draw casually.
How do you know that the Eastern Emperor Taiyi said that it must be tightly sealed, even if there is a slight deviation, it cannot be called a nine-turn good luck charm.
After practicing nearly twenty more pieces of yellow paper, Donghuang Taiyi nodded, "These ones are still a bit like that!" But it still can't be used, so keep drawing! ”
Wang Chongyang even began to wonder if Donghuang Taiyi was angry about pinching his neck just now, so he took the opportunity to retaliate.
Donghuang Taiyi sneered, "Do you think that cultivation is really so simple and easy? Isn't there a world full of cultivators? ”
Wang Chongyang had no choice but to continue to draw talismans, and after drawing about twenty more, Donghuang Taiyi said, "The last one is okay, just put the one below a little to the right!" ”
He drew another one according to what Donghuang Taiyi said, and Donghuang Taiyi said with satisfaction, "This one is just right, you can draw another eighty pictures like this!" ”
"I'll go!" Wang Chongyang's hands with the brush were sore, and he threw the brush away, "What about your brother?" ”
Donghuang Taiyi snorted coldly, "What do you know, it's about nine turns of good luck charms, of course it's ninety-nine eighty-one, you just drew so many, only one can be used, isn't there eighty left?" ”
Wang Chongyang didn't look like he was joking when he looked at Donghuang Taiyi, so he shook his wrist at this time, "Rest for a while and then draw!" ”
Donghuang Taiyi didn't force it, just said to him, "You have your hands resting, but your brain doesn't have to rest, the old man will recite the anti-surrender spell to you again, you can memorize it as soon as possible!" ”
It began to say, "Thousands of praises, one and divide, three and three, three into three, three into three, five gentlemen." In the north, the mighty god, nine days, the lord obeys the order, six holes, the demon head enters the sky together, the sky is secluded, the heavy knife mountain pillar, the cold and dark dusk, and the fast heaven collects the forbidden demon. Haste as a law...... Remember? ”
Wang Chongyang felt that this spell was okay, at least not like the mortal forgetfulness spell that the Flawless Fairy recited last time, he couldn't understand it at all, and he recited it again after listening to it.
Donghuang Taiyi was surprised, "You already know about this anti-descending spell?" You're playing old man, aren't you? ”
Wang Chongyang said angrily, "Lao Tzu has been renting out, and it's not Zhou Yaqi, a descendant of your god stick, how do I know about this anti-curse?" ”
Donghuang Taiyi looked at him with a deep groan, and then smiled, "Look at the way you draw talismans, the old man is really disappointed, and I thought that the trust was not human, but fortunately, you have a good memory, so it's even!" ”
As he spoke, he said to Wang Chongyang, "Have you rested, continue to draw talismans when you have rested!" Then he flapped his wings and flew to the balcony, "When you finish drawing, the old man will teach you how to use it!" ”
Wang Chongyang painted for more than an hour before he finished the remaining eighty pictures and showed them to the Eastern Emperor, but he scrapped more than 20 sheets in one sentence.
It took another half an hour to make up more than 20 sheets, and Donghuang Taiyi said with satisfaction, "Very good, you put away this charm, and after you get to the rich man, every intersection and every door must be pasted!" ”
Wang Chongyang was surprised, "The rich man is so big, eighty-one may not be enough!" ”
Donghuang Taiyi said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you start to post it from the entrance, post the eighty-one after you finish posting, and add the middle curse person sitting in the hall, the bad luck should be removed!" ”
Wang Chongyang nodded, "Then when will this anti-surrender mantra be recited?" ”
Donghuang Taiyi said, "This requires the cooperation of the cursed person, and his blood is needed as a sacrifice, and after the bad luck is removed, you can recite it!" ”
Wang Chongyang asked again, "How do you know that bad luck has been removed?" ”
Donghuang Taiyi couldn't help but scold, "The old man just saw that you have a good memory, and thought you were a talent that can be created, but I didn't expect you to be so ignorant, aren't you already eight products open to the sky, don't you know how to read it?" ”
Wang Chongyang was depressed for a while, and just as he was about to refute, the phone rang.
He answered the phone but heard Yin Yi's voice, "Brother, I can't get through with the boss, the boss doesn't believe this, and says it's okay for you to come and play, but don't do these weird things!" ”
Wang Chongyang said to Yin Yi, "Boss Xun is a rich man, right?" Since he told me to play, then I'll just play! ”
He hung up the phone, got up and went out, and said to Donghuang Taiyi before leaving, "Wait for my good news!" ”