Chapter 335: Still Not Awake
Listening to the doctor's question, the village owner looked at the doctor and said, "You think and think." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
The doctor thought about it again, but still didn't come up with anything, and asked, "Village master, why am I thinking?" ā
The village lord only said, "You think and think." ā
The doctor knew that he couldn't think about it, and he didn't think about it anymore, so he said, "Village master, I can't wake up the doctor, and I can't help it." The point is that he hasn't been poured on his face yet, and only after he has done it can we determine whether he can wake up or not. ā
Seeing that the doctor didn't think about it, the village owner thought about it himself, and said in his heart: "If this doctor doesn't wake up, won't he be in trouble?" After thinking about it, he said: "No, I have to water this time, this doctor is unreliable." After thinking about it, he said to the doctor: "When the water comes, I will water it." ā
The doctor poured it twice, but it was not watered properly, and he was already competing with the quasi-head, and he had to pour all the water on the face of the doctor anyway, and it didn't matter to him whether the doctor woke up or not.
"Here comes the water!" At this moment, the guy came with a ladle of water.
The doctor stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the water." ā
When the village owner saw it, he yelled: "Hey! ā
Everyone heard the village lord roar and looked at the village owner. The village lord stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the water." ā
The doctor was a little anxious when he saw that the water was going to be given to the village owner, and immediately shouted: "Hey! He shouted, "Give me the water." ā
The two of them yelled and shouted, but the guy was at a loss, and he didn't know who to give this scoop of water. He hesitated left and right, he didn't dare to offend the village owner, and the doctor could call himself in the medical hall. The guy is having trouble there.
The village owner stretched out his hands and said, "Give me the water." ā
When the doctor saw this, he stretched out his hands and said, "Give me water, man." ā
The man's status is low, and he now feels that there is a tiger on the left and a wolf on the right, and it is no one to give this scoop of water in his hand. The guy was in a dilemma, and it was very uncomfortable.
The village lord still stretched out his hands, shook his hands and said, "Give me water?" ā
The doctor also shook his outstretched hands and said, "Give me water, man." ā
The man's face was very ugly, and he didn't know who to give the water. The guy came up with a plan in embarrassment, and opened his mouth and said, "Why don't I pour it?" ā
The village owner and the doctor stretched out their hands, listening to the words and pondering. The village owner said in his heart: "Let the guy pour it?" The doctor said in his heart: "I didn't pour it twice accurately, so I can't pour it on him." ā
Doctor Bi said, "Give me the water, and I'll pour it." I didn't get it right twice, and this time I had to do it on him. ā
When the village owner heard that the doctor was going to pour it, he opened his eyes and said to the man: "Don't give it to him, either you will water it or I will water it." ā
Lao De, who was lying on the bed, touched the wound on his head, rubbed his injured knee and said, "Don't fight, wake up the doctor quickly and prescribe medicine for me." ā
The village lord squinted at Lao De and said to the man, "I'll pour it this time." ā
The doctor also glanced at Lao De and said to the man, "Man, give me water." ā
The man said, "How's this all going to be watered?" ā
Lao De, who was lying on the hospital bed, said: "I think so, one of you will pour a scoop of water, whether he is awake or not, each of you will pour a scoop of water." How does this work? ā
The guy asked, "Does one person and one scoop count me?" ā
Lao De said: "You can count it." ā
Comte didn't understand and asked, "Is one person and one scoop also counted as us?" It doesn't matter if he's awake or not? ā
Lao De looked at Conte and said with a smile: "You are a virtuous person." ā
When Comte heard this, he forgot that he was a virtuous man. Kong De thought about it again, he had just lost his morality in the backyard of Lao De's house, and touched Lao De's daughter-in-law's buttocks, and he was retributed, and his two front teeth fell out.
Comte can't figure out now, is he a virtuous person or an unvirtuous person? I can't figure it out, but I don't know what's going on? He asked Lao De: "Lao De, do you say that I am a virtuous person or an unvirtuous person?" ā
When Lao De heard this, he didn't understand, and asked, "Don't you always say that you are a virtuous person and a virtuous person?" Why did this ask me? ā
Kong De didn't dare to look at Lao De's daughter-in-law, and said loudly: "If a person is not a sage, he can be without fault, and he can change it after that, and he is very good." I, Conde, will correct my mistakes. As long as I deserve, I am still a virtuous person. ā
When the old daughter-in-law heard this, she scolded in her heart: "Hypocrite. "Squinting at Comte, and not looking at him, thinking about Comte is disgusting.
Lao De listened to Conte and praised: "Confucius, a gentleman." ā
Kong De looked at Lao De and felt that Lao De was a very good person, so he hugged his fist at Lao De and said, "Lao De is also a gentleman." ā
Lao De lay on the bed, hugged Kong De and did not speak.
The guy said, "Still can't water?" ā
The doctor said, "Pour!" ā
The village owner said, "What is the pouring method?" ā
Lao De said: "You three people and one scoop, hurry up and wake up the doctor, how long has it been, and you won't show me any injuries!" ā
The village owner thought about it for a while, decided to listen to Lao De, looked at the doctor, and said: "The three of us have a scoop for each person, and we will pour him accurately, and strive to wake him up with a scoop." ā
The man carried the water and said, "Who will come first?" ā
The village lord said, "I'll come first." When he had finished speaking, he went to fetch a ladle of water.
The doctor searched for it, but he still didn't offend the village owner, and let the village master come first, himself second, and his partner third. Seeing that the man glanced at him, the doctor took a step away and said, "Let the village master come first." ā
The village lord glared, snatched the water ladle, and sprinkled a lot of water. The doctor and the guys all said: "Slow down the village master!" ā
The village lord took the water scoop, still staring at the beads of his eyes, glaring left and right: "Get out of the way, I'll water it." ā
Doctor Guan and the others gave way, and the village owner walked up to Doctor Guan, without thinking much about it, with both hands raised, the water was almost poured on Doctor Guan's face.
After a scoop passed, Doctor Guan did not wake up, and the village owner was a little scared, so he stretched the water scoop back and said, "Who will come next!" ā
The doctor took the ladle and said, "I'll come next." Then he handed the ladle to the man: "Scoop the ladle of water." ā
The man took the ladle and went to scoop it away.
The village owner said to himself, "Why didn't you wake up? ā
The doctor said, "Pour two more scoops, and it is estimated that it is almost over." More than three scoops, more than three scoops. ā
The village owner said in his heart: "Don't wake up!" ā
Lao De glanced at the doctor and said in his heart: "This doctor may not be able to count on it." After thinking about it, he said: "Doctor, I want to change the doctor, change the doctor to show me the injury." ā
The doctor who came out of the counter said, "Wait a minute, wait until I finish pouring this scoop." ā
Lao De smiled a little when he heard this, and acquiesced in what the doctor said.
The village lord turned to the doctor and said, "Doctor, you pour on time." ā
The doctor replied: "The village master doesn't need you to say, if I can't pour this scoop accurately, I will no longer be a doctor." ā
The village lord listened, looked at the doctor, and said, "Mr. is serious, it doesn't matter if he can't pour it, as long as he wakes up, I don't care about anything else." ā
The doctor said, "Village master, this time I will definitely put a scoop of water on Doctor Guan's face." ā
"The water is coming!" At this time, the guy came with a scoop of cold water.