Chapter 199: Poor Nifa Robbery
Being watched by a group of wolf-like nuns, Long Aotian felt as if he had entered a tiger's den in Longtan.
The little nun pointed at Long Aotian and the others, and then said to the middle-aged nun: "Presiding, this is the monk from the Tang Dynasty." ”
"Qinghui, you did a good job, very good, I don't blame you this time, you go to Mingren to prepare some fasting meals, let's have a good celebration party today." The middle-aged nun praised the little nun, and her charming eyes kept glancing at Long Aotian.
At this time, Sun Wukong came to Long Aotian's side and whispered: "Master, I see that there is something wrong with those people's eyes, I am afraid that they are all some great traitors, if you stay here at night, I am afraid that they will be unfavorable to you." ”
Long Aotian looked very calm at the moment, which was quite determined.
"When have you ever been afraid of things as a teacher? Don't stop them tonight, if they have anything to think about, they can do it alone! Long Aotian said awe-inspiringly.
"Master, I will protect you in the bed!"
"No, tonight for the teacher to sleep alone, you two in the same room." Long Aotian glanced at Ao Ling'er next to him, "If there is any movement in my room tonight, don't come in and hold it for the teacher." ”
Just as Long Aotian and the three of them were talking, the middle-aged nun had already walked down the steps and greeted them.
"The poor Nifa is robbed, I don't know the arrival of the master, I miss the welcome, please forgive me."
Far away, Long Aotian smelled a strong smell of perfume.
Even though the nun used incense, she couldn't hide her anger from the bottom of her bones.
Return the law name to rob the astringent, and return the law name to last.
"Don't blame yourself, it's us who come here to spend the night, and it's the right thing to disturb." Long Aotian looked at the host in front of him, who was known as a robbery.
Due to the dark sky, the view from a distance is a little blurry. It wasn't until she got close that Long Ao didn't notice that she looked a little good.
There is a beauty mole in the middle of the eyebrows, and the skin is smooth and delicate, and it is well maintained. Especially those eyes, which are even more coquettish than plain peach blossoms, and they are also seductive, plus some of the design and decoration in the game, they are perfect.
She exudes a unique charm of a mature woman, and when she was young, she must have been a big beauty.
Long Aotian was thinking in his heart that it was too much for the game designer to come up with a group of nuns to test himself!
And this nun looks so tasteful, it's even more excessive!
In the live broadcast room, I saw that the god of sao was actually eyebrowed by a group of nuns, and he couldn't bear it for a long time, and the old drivers raced collectively.
"The poor monk's law is messing around, the nuns of Guanyin Monastery are about to be familiar with me."
"This mission can be received there, I can fight ten of them at a time!"
"Monk Temple: Shanglian: No birds during the day, Lower link: No birds at night. Horizontal batch: There is a request from BI.
Nunnery: Uplink: White Sky Cave, Downlink: Empty Hole at Night. Horizontal batch: there is a request for bi. ”
"! The old driver who recited poetry just now, you are really the first prostitute in China for 5,000 years! ”
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The audience in the live broadcast room was very lively, Long Aotian had no time to watch the barrage, and now all his attention was focused on this group of nuns.
"Such a cute little doll, is it your daughter? Come on, let Auntie hug. Seeing that Ao Ling'er looked very cute, he stretched out his hand to hug her. With a smile on his face, when he opened his mouth, he showed a mouthful of yellow teeth, and there was a green vegetable leaf on it, which was very eye-catching.
This misunderstanding is a bit big, Long Aotian hurriedly explained.
"The monks are all six pure, how can I be contaminated with dust, she is not my daughter."
Now Long Aotian finally believes Sun Wukong's words, and if he stays with Guanyin for a long time, his IQ will decrease. As a monk, how can you get married and have children?
This catastrophe IQ is estimated to have too much arrears, and you need to recharge it quickly.
Ao Ling'er was obviously a little disgusted by this calamity, hiding behind Long Aotian, showing her little head and looking at her.
"Hmph, I won't let you hug it."
"Such a lovely little girl, why do you want to take her with you?" He looked at Long Aotian with a strange look, and seemed to sense something.
"The monks don't speak, she's my sister-in-law."
The moment the sister-in-law said the three words, Long Aotian immediately regretted it.
it! I really didn't mean to!
The nuns all looked at each other and nodded their heads as if I understood everything.
The host didn't blame Long Aotian for his appearance, but smiled at the corner of his mouth and touched his bald head, "Good little sister-in-law, Your Excellency seems to be also a person of temperament, I really admire and admire." ”
Long Aotian's face was full of embarrassment, Made, he said that he had leaked his mouth.
Looking at Sun Wukong next to him, he smiled and said, "Then this must be the little girl's sister, your pink confidant." ”
I'll it!
These are all gods and horses!
"I think the host misunderstood, this is a dear friend of mine." Long Aotian explained.
"Oh......"
The group of nuns next to them nodded collectively again, their eyes as if they had seen through everything.
are all best friends, what is the difference between this and a pink confidant?
Long Aotian's face was full of black lines, and he felt that he was getting darker and darker.
It's finally getting dark.
Surrounded by all the nuns, Long Aotian was welcomed into the Wuguan Hall like the stars holding the moon.
Wuguan Hall, that's where the monks eat.
The reason why it is called Wuguantang is that one is how much merit is counted and where it comes from; the second is to be self-conscious and virtuous, and to lack all of them; the third is to prevent the heart from leaving, and greed is the sect; Fourth, it is a good medicine for the right thing, which is to treat the form and dryness; Fifth, for the sake of enlightenment, one should receive this food. These five directions.
The first one is to say, how much merit there is, you have to think about how difficult it is to form a grain of rice, it goes down from the farmer to the field, then harvests, and then goes to the donor to exchange it with money, and then offers it to the temple, and there are too many experiences in the middle, this is that we are sitting here and eating this meal, whether we are qualified to eat this meal.
In the eyes of the monks, there are Buddha events everywhere and all the time, and eating is also a Buddha event.
Thinking about one's own virtue, all lack of supply. As far as eating is concerned, whether virtue is enough, and there must be a sense of shame if virtue is not enough.
The third is to guard against detachment and be greedy. If you have something delicious, you eat more, and if it's not delicious, you push it aside, that's not good, you shouldn't have this distinction.
Then the fourth one said yes, "Good medicine, for the sake of healing the body, the monks regard eating as medicine, why?" Thinness is also a disease, and if you are thin and don't have the physical strength or energy, then you can also study Buddhism.
The fifth, for enlightenment, should receive this offering. It is said that in order to attain, we should make this offering in order to attain the Buddha's path and transform sentient beings, in order to accomplish such a great cause. Therefore, the monks who eat are also called the Zhai Hall and the Five Views Hall.
Long Aotian came from Chang'an City, and he must have experienced too many things on the way. As the saying goes, foreign monks can chant scriptures, and the nuns also think highly of him.
Of course, these are all fake, mainly because Long Aotian is handsome.
Have you ever seen such a handsome, handsome and sunny monk?
The kind that can definitely make those nuns collectively move their hearts......