Chapter 21 The Three Bastards in Taoyuan

Exhaustion can sometimes overwhelm hunger.

Yue Jianghong, who was about to fall asleep, was suddenly extremely hungry, and his stomach was rumbling.

"Belly, it's only been half a day, and you're hungry like this, and you're too angry!"

Yue Jianghong stroked his belly and swallowed his saliva, he didn't know why he was so hungry, it was almost the same as when he was hungry, or even worse.

He smacked his lips and tried to sleep, but his eyes were full of gold stars and the pain in his head made it impossible for him to fall asleep, and eventually, he dragged his tired body under the peach tree. He looked up and saw that only a few green fruits could be touched, and the peaches were not ripe.

But he was very hungry, and he couldn't care about it, just secretly looking forward to it, just don't be too astringent.

He picked the green peach vigorously, rubbed the peach hair with both hands, and bit it down when he opened his mouth, but fortunately, the green peach was not astringent, slightly sweet, I don't know if it was because of hunger, or because the green peach tasted really good.

After eating three green peaches, Yue Jianghong felt that the hunger in his stomach was much less, and when he ate the fourth one, a wave of sleepiness came to his head, and Yue Jianghong immediately lay down on the ground and fell asleep in a daze.

I don't know how long it has been since I slept, and Yue Jianghong faintly heard a few voices.

"Wang, monkey head, come and see, there's a thing here that looks like an old man!" A monster with a human face and a human body and a dog's tail lay beside Yue Jianghong, his hands and feet on the ground, and his tongue drooped like an old dog.

"You can smell anything!" Then a monkey sprang down from the tree, with a hairy face and hairy hands and feet, and pulled a piece of red cloth as a cloak.

"Where's the old pig? Why don't you come?

"You don't know that pig, you must be sleeping in the nest again. The monkey's eyes were shiny and shiny, and he kept annoying his hairy face.

Suddenly, the monkey head shook his tail, pulled a few hairs from his face, and scratched it around Yue Jianghong's face.

Yue Jianghong was itching uncomfortably, his eyes opened a slit in a daze, and he watched a monkey head staring at him, and he couldn't help but be clever, and immediately woke up.

"Are you human?" the monkey tilted his head and asked Yue Jianghong.

"You're not human?!" Yue Jianghong said in surprise.

"Of course we're not human, by the way, Dog Three, what are we?" the monkey head turned his head and asked Dog Sandao lying on the ground.

"Monkey head, you are so stupid! The old man said, you are a monkey, so you are called monkey head, pig is a pig, so it is called pig two, and I am a dog, so it is called dog three. ”

Yue Jianghong's face was strange, and he said in his heart: "I am a human being, so I am called a human being?"

Bang!

I don't know where it came from, a stick struck the monkey head and the dog one after another, and the monkey head screamed: "Old man, you knock the stick again!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he fainted and fell to the ground, and the dog barked twice, and then there was no news.

In the peach forest, the old man walked out from behind the peach tree and said with a displeased expression: "They are my eldest disciple and third disciple, they are too mixed on weekdays, you can't learn from them." ”

Yue Jianghong turned over, knelt on the ground, and said in surprise: "Obey the master's orders!"

"Okay, okay, you get up, from today on, you are my fourth disciple, there are some rules to be my disciple, you must abide by them, otherwise you will leave as soon as possible." ”

Yue Jianghong stood up, bowed down and said, "Master, please command!"

"First, don't use your thorn strip to beat the same door, if you violate it, I will kill you!"

Yue Jianghong's heart froze, and he immediately said yes.

"Second, don't say that you are my disciple when you go out after completing your studies, otherwise, I can take your life thousands of miles away!"

Yue Jianghong was solemn, then bowed deeply, and said solemnly: "Disciple remembers!"

"Other than that, there are no other rules, from now on, you are my disciple. ”

Yue Jianghong scratched his head and said, "What should that disciple be called?"

The old man wondered, "Don't you have a name?"

......

On the top of the lonely mountain, under the bluestone slab, the lord of the lonely mountain said angrily: "Peach Forest Sage, you have always been timid and afraid, and Peach Forest has always been lonely in the world, now, why do you want to come to this muddy water?"

In the peach forest, the old man felt something in his heart and responded: "Mountain master, the grudge between you and that person has only stopped for a thousand years, and the common people should not be in trouble because of you, what I want to do is just add a little variable between the two of you to eliminate a little calamity for the common people." ”

"You can't resolve the grievances of the whole clan!"

The old man shook his head, came back to his senses, and took Yue Jianghong to a grass shed in the depths of the peach forest, and said, "You live here, there are all the tools you need, and tomorrow morning, when the sun rises, come to see me in the regular clothes inside." ”

Yue Jianghong said yes, after the old man Taolin left, Yue Jianghong walked into the house, the room was very simple, only a bed, a desk, and an ancient book was placed on the desk.

Since the old man Taolin accepted him as a disciple, he has been very kind to the book, he stepped forward, wanting to read what is written in the book, although he can't understand it, but it is also very good to smell the ink fragrance.

When his fingers touched the page, he couldn't turn the first page.

Yue Jianghong was depressed, he could only give up, he was lying on the bed, sleepiness slowly attacked, he had not slept well before.

In the middle of the night, Yue Jianghong heard someone knocking on his window in his sleep, he rubbed his eyes and slowly got up.

"Little junior brother, little junior brother, get up, let's go fishing!"

Yue Jianghong was speechless, and immediately said, "I'm sleepy, don't go!"

The monkey head turned over and sat on the window, scratching his face and said, "It's not that you are stupid, you honestly brought six hundred buckets of water, even if you don't mention a bucket, the old man will accept you as a disciple." ”

Yue Jianghong is usually very clever, and he never does much if he can be lazy, but carrying water is related to his own study, and it is also related to whether he can see his mother. Therefore, there will be no ambiguity and slackness in lifting water.

"The master said that you are too confused, and it is true. ”

The monkey head smiled and said: "Monkeys are born, when they are mixed, they are mixed, if they are not mixed, what is the difference between them and the dead fish in the river?"

Saying that, he was about to drag Yue Jianghong, Yue Jianghong was angry, and immediately wanted to pull out the thorn and whip the monkey's head, but suddenly he thought of the first rule that the old man Taolin said, and then held back, and let the monkey head drag him to the river.

Yue Jianghong was depressed in his heart, and looked at the newcomer Zhu Er tiredly, Zhu Er was holding a pig's head, sitting motionless next to him with his hands folded, obviously asleep.

And the monkey head and the dog three are having fun in the river. When he caught a fish, he picked it up and showed it to Yue Jianghong, and when he saw that Yue Jianghong was unhappy, he threw the fish back into the river, and then went into the river to continue to touch the fish.

Yue Jianghong slowly saw that the monkey head and the dog three were not really for fun in touching fish, but exercising with the help of river water when they were touching fish.

He took his time to gain his spirits, and the monkey head jumped up from the river, grabbed him by the shoulders, and threw him into the water.

When he got to the river, Yue Jianghong knew that the river was not simple, the river was light and could not float the feathers, and the peach leaves fell into it, without a trace of hindrance, and fell straight to the bottom of the river.

A tree drops one leaf a year, six hundred peach trees, six hundred leaves a year, six hundred peach leaves in a thousand years, and six hundred thousand peach leaves, lying quietly at the bottom of the river, no more, no less.

Yue Jianghong also sank straight to the bottom of the river and smashed the peach leaves at the bottom of the river.

"Huh, sunk?"

The monkey saw that Yue Jianghong couldn't stand in the river, so he grabbed him and threw him back to the shore, looking at him with a strange expression.

The third dog didn't touch the fish anymore, and the two watched Yue Jianghong for a long time, but unfortunately the two couldn't see why.

Yue Jianghong had nothing to do, so he went back to sleep in the grass hut alone, and the monkey head and the dog were still having fun in the river, and they were not tired at all.

The next day, Yue Jianghong changed into his regular clothes, changed his shorts and shorts, and took a picture of himself in the water tank at the door.

There were only a few grass huts in the entire peach forest, but Yue Jianghong took a long detour, and when he arrived at the old man in the peach forest, it had already passed an hour.

The monkey head, the second pig, and the third dog were already sitting down in the grass hut. A monkey's head, a pig's head, and a dog's tail each shook their heads and wagged their tails and read: "Learn and learn, and don't say ......."

"It's late, stretch out your hand!" The old man Taolin held a book in his left hand and a ring ruler in his right hand.

Yue Jianghong obediently stretched out his left hand.

A throbbing pain in the tendons passed from his palm to the Taiyin Lung Meridian to the chest, and then to the dantian, and then into the dantian, and then into the dantian.

"Shaoshang Yuji Taiyuan City, the most mountainous mountain with the lack of holes in the canal, the ruler Zexia Bai Zai Tianfu, and the middle mansion passes through the cloud gate by steps. ”

The old man of Taolin read a passage, Yue Jianghong didn't know what it meant, and he felt that a Taiyin qi in the dantian was thick above the dantian, and this breath came out along the meridians, and there was a tendency to erupt.

Yue Jianghong was stunned in his heart, and then said, "Thank you, Master!"

The old man Taolin didn't say much, pointed to an empty table and said, "You just sit there, I will teach you from the beginning today." Open the book on your desk and read it to me!"

Yue Jianghong opened the yellowed pages on the table, and an old handwriting appeared in front of him. The book is not thick, there are 100 words on one page on the paper, a total of 100 pages.

"Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate, the sun and the moon are shining, and the Chensu column is ......"

Yue Jianghong followed the old man Taolin and read the words on the hundred pages quickly.

The monkey stopped reading, jumped up and squatted on the table, scratched his ears and cheeks, and said, "Old man, what you teach us is different from people, are you fooling us?"

The old man of Taolin snorted: "Idiot!"

Then the ring ruler in his hand knocked on the head of the monkey, and the monkey head covered his head and sat back on the stool, and said angrily: "Old man, don't knock people with a stuffy stick if you have the ability, fight with me openly!"

The old man of Taolin was about to fight, and the monkey head immediately stopped talking.

Pig Er closed his eyes, and a huge pig's head fell on the table, and then fell asleep.

"You lazy pig!" the old man Taolin walked up to Zhu Er, grabbed his ears, pulled a hook from the beam, and hung his ears on them.

"Hey, yo, old man, it hurts!" Zhu Er was in pain and hurriedly begged for mercy.

Suddenly, the dog on the side barked out of the window: "Wang, Wang, old man, there are people outside, you go and take a look, Wangwang!"

The old man of Taolin knocked a ruler on his head, and the dog suddenly stopped barking, and then, the old man of Taolin said to Yue Jianghong: "You read this book a hundred times, and then write it a hundred times according to the words on it, no less than once, not a single word can be wrong!"

Yue Jianghong said yes.

Subsequently, the old man of Taolin said: "Don't learn badly with the three bastards of Taolin, monkeys love to make trouble, pigs love to sleep, and yellow dogs love to bark!"

Yue Jianghong was stunned for a while: "The three bastards of the peach forest?"

As soon as the old man of Taolin walked on his front feet, the monkey head jumped up and said happily: "Fourth, the old man has been taken away, let's go to the back mountain to catch birds!"

Yue Jianghong's face turned dark, and the monkey's head was too noisy, so he immediately refused: "Don't go, I still have to read and write!"

"What's so good about reading a book? It's useless to read it, it's useless if someone wants to kill you to read to him, it's better to be able to fight hard, and if others don't accept it, just beat him directly!"

Yue Jiang Hongmulan: "Can you still do this?!"

"Of course, you can't swim in the river, so I'll take you to climb a tree!"

"Don't go!" Yue Jianghong refused without thinking about it, and then lowered his head to read.

The monkey head said stupidly: "Dog three, let's go, people are boring, I'll take you to catch birds!"

"What about Pig Er, do you want to take him?" said Dog San, pulling his tongue.

"No, this pig's head is also sleeping, and the old man's hook hangs on him, and he can't leave without reading the "Words of the Sage" a hundred times. ”

A monkey-headed monster with a human head and a dog-tailed monster ran towards the back mountain.

Yue Jianghong couldn't help but shake his head, and said in his heart: "Sure enough, it is the three bastards of the peach forest, I want to stay away from them, study hard, study hard, go up every day, and fly to a higher place!"