"Brother Feng Hai, you don't really believe Zhuang Xian's provocation, think that there is a problem between me and Miss Sang Lin, right?"

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Han carefully considered the words and responded to Feng Hai: "Miss Sang Lin and I are really innocent. I've never thought anything wrong about her. ”

"Brother Jiang Han, you really don't have any feelings for your junior sister?"

His eyes narrowed slightly, Feng Hai was suspicious, and asked Jiang Han.

"I swear I really don't have any superfluous thoughts about Miss Sanglin. ”

Looking directly into Feng Hai's eyes, Jiang Han swore and said.

"Impossible, Brother Jiang Han, Senior Sister is so good, how can you have no feelings for him at all?"

Hearing what Jiang Han said, Feng Hai frowned, looking puzzled.

"That... Brother Feng Hai, I don't like Miss Sang Lin, isn't it a good thing?"

Looking at Feng Hai's frowning appearance, Jiang Han was slightly confused and asked.

"How can it be a good thing. ”

Suddenly, his eyes widened, Feng Haizheng looked at Jiang Han, and said urgently: "If the junior sister likes you, and you don't like her." Shouldn't that junior sister die of sadness?"

"Brother Feng Hai, you... What do you mean by that?"

His face couldn't help twitching, Jiang Han already felt that his brain was a little insufficient.

"Shouldn't you duel with me now, threatening me that if I dare to get involved with your junior sister, you will never die with me? Or, begging me with a handful of snot and tears, saying that there must be no shortage of women who like me as good as me, so don't rob you of your junior sister?"

"Brother Jiang Han, I thought about it carefully for a long time, and I think that Zhuang Xian's words are right. ”

Just when Jiang Han was stunned, Feng Hai spoke again with a bit of enlightenment, and said: "Earlier, my senior sister was willing to sacrifice herself to save me, I thought that it was his heart that moved me with true feelings. ”

"However, Zhuang Xian's words woke me up. My sister may just be grateful to me. Therefore, even if he doesn't love me, she is willing to sacrifice herself to save me out of gratitude for my kindness to him. ”

"But gratitude is not love. If it is only because of gratitude that the junior sister wrongs herself to be with me, then it will be a painful thing for the junior sister for a lifetime. And I don't want to make my sister feel miserable. ”

"I want him to be happy, happy, and I want him to marry someone he likes from the bottom of his heart. Of course, if that person were me, I would be very happy, but if it wasn't me, then I would also bless my sister from the bottom of my heart. ”

"So, Brother Jiang Han, if you like junior sister, then don't worry about it. I will sincerely bless you. ”

At the end of the words, Feng Hai's eyes burst out with a kind of sincerity and firmness that made Jiang Han completely confused.

Listening to Feng Hai's words, Jiang Han was instantly crazy, and roared silently in his heart: "I fork... Lick the dog, lick the dog, can you have a little self-esteem and a little personality... If you do this, you will disrupt the market and kill other normal men. ”

"When the time comes, those little fairies will say to everyone, if you love me, why don't you bless me to find true love like Feng Hai. You let ordinary men, how can they live. ”

"Alas... It's really a person like you, who has not received nine years of compulsory education, or, who returns it to the teacher after learning, and who doesn't know how to respect and love himself at all. ”

"Brother Jiang Han, you... Why don't you speak, is there something embarrassing, or is there any misunderstanding between you and your sister? If so, you tell me, and I will help you talk to your sister. ”

Seeing Jiang Han silent, Feng Hai fully demonstrated the quality of an ultimate licking dog.

"Brother Feng Hai, I have a fiancée. ”

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Han said in a deep voice.

"What's the matter, it's not normal for a talented person like you, with three wives and four concubines. ”

Blinking, Feng Hai responded to Jiang Han seriously.

Then, before Jiang Han, whose three views were refreshed, responded, Feng Hai exclaimed, "Ah... I understand, Brother Jiang Han, what are you worried about?"

"You are afraid that your sister will be spoiled and will become a jealous woman. Right?"

"Don't worry, no, my sister's arrogance and perversity are just appearances, she is gentle and virtuous in her bones. You just need to know more about him and you will definitely feel it. ”

"Moreover, if you love someone, you will change for them. I believe that even if my sister really has such and such small shortcomings, he will become better and gentler for you. I have absolute confidence in this. ”

Reaching out and patting Jiang Han's shoulder, Feng Hai used practical actions to prove how ruined the ultimate licking dog is.

"Brother Feng Hai, what will you do if your junior sister marries me?"

After coming back to his senses, Jiang Han asked Feng Hai in a deep voice.

"I? I haven't thought about it yet. However, the happiness of the junior sister is the first place. ”

"So, from today onwards, I will do my best to help you get to know my sister. When you get to know your sister, you will definitely fall in love with her kindness and gentleness. ”

"I dare to guarantee that my sister is definitely a good woman in this world that is rare in thousands of years. ”

At this point, Feng Hai's expression couldn't help revealing a little bit, and he couldn't help but smile lightly. And looking at Feng Hai's intoxicated look, Jiang Han's knees almost weakened and knelt down for him.

"Damn, screenwriters don't dare to make up a licking dog like you, which violates normal people's thinking... ”

"To be able to make up a dog lick like you is definitely a fucking genius. ”

"Brother Jiang Han, why don't you speak again?"

From the intoxicated look, out of the drunken look, Feng Hai spoke earnestly and asked Jiang Han.

"That. . . Brother Feng Hai, have you ever thought that Miss Sang Lin actually doesn't like me at all? You can't just take it for granted that your junior sister really likes me just because of a few provocative words from Zhuang Xian. If you do this, it will make her a girl, embarrassing. ”

Jiang Han, who really couldn't take Feng Hai's licking dog, was determined to change his mind to prevent Feng Hai from messing with the mandarin duck spectrum.

However, licking the dog's brain circuit is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people. Therefore, after listening to Jiang Han's words, although Feng Hai was in a trance and silent for a while, he soon gave Jiang Han an answer that made Jiang Han's knees completely weak.

"This also seems to be a problem, but, Brother Jiang Han, I think you can try to pursue your junior sister. ”

"In this way, if the junior sister likes you, then you can be together naturally. And if the junior sister doesn't like you, then, at best, the junior sister rejects you, and you don't have much to lose, right?"

"Of course, the most important thing is that if the junior sister likes you, but you don't respond to her at all, then you say, how sad the junior sister is. ”

Speaking of this, Feng Hai's face showed an unobstructed look of regret and pity.

"Brother... You're my brother ... No... You are my uncle... I've got you... It's true... ”

Wanting to cry without tears, he pressed Feng Hai's shoulder to prevent himself from really kneeling on the ground, Jiang Han said in a trembling voice: "Licking the dog should be on your side, and there is no one before or since." ”

"I think you should publish a book called "Licking the Dog's Self-cultivation". ”

"Let the future generations lick the dogs, and see how much their dog-licking gods can lick. ”

After speaking, Jiang Han, who didn't want to say a word to Feng Hai anymore, suddenly turned around and returned to the campfire.

"Self-cultivation of licking dogs?"

"What's a licking dog?"

Hearing that Jiang Han asked him to publish a collection, Feng Hai looked thoughtful and muttered in a low voice.

Then, stunned for a while, Feng Hai shouted in a low voice with a bit of hindsight: "Ah... I understand... Brother Jiang Han, who always calls him a spirit animal, is a stupid dog. ”

And his spirit beast, when he licked his sister and Han'er with his tongue, they always laughed and trembled, but they were happy. ”

"Licking the dog is praising me, is he good at thinking about his sister and making her happy?"

"Hmmm... Looking at it this way, I'm really a good licking dog. ”

"However, Brother Jiang Han also thinks too highly of me, although I always think about my sister and think about how to make her happy, but at present, I am not qualified at all to publish a collection and teach people to coax women. ”

Thinking like this, Feng Hai's face couldn't help but show a little bit that he needed to work harder.