Thousand-faced Langjun was first nervous, then scared, and then desperate.

The eldest brother who dumped him was already ready to sneak away to the village and steal other people's clothes.

At this time, he had just taken two steps, and suddenly saw that Chen Mo left behind a pair of red pants that he wore when he came on the way out!

Qianmian Langjun couldn't help but feel happy in his heart!

Big brother finally doesn't have to catch a cold!

At this time, the thousand-faced Langjun saw this red trouser head more dear than he saw his own father!

When he picked it up, he kissed it fiercely.

After all, he is a dignified gentleman, if he throws his eldest brother into the village and is discovered, he will lose face!

Wearing red trousers, Qianmian Langjun felt a long-lost warmth.

He swore that he would never sleep again in his life, and he would wear these pants in the shower!

Big brother is too warm, there is wood?

"Huh? Why is it so itchy? ”

Suddenly, Qianmian Langjun felt an unbelievable itch below.

It's a terrible itch!

I can't stand the itch for even a second!

How to solve the itch?

Scratch!

Qianmian Langjun immediately put his right hand in, scratched it a few times and didn't solve the problem, and then put his left hand in.

There was a wild grasp on both hands!

However, itching is a wonderful thing, unless you can prescribe the right medicine, it is more and more tickling, more and more itchy, and you fall into an endless vicious circle.

"Mom, it's itching me!!"

Thousand-faced Langjun screamed for a while, and finally realized that there was something wrong with the red pants.

He immediately took off the red pants and threw them away.

At this time, he not only itched the egg (the meaning of egg), but also the eldest brother, the hand that grabbed the egg was also itchy, and even the mouth that had just kissed the head of the red pants was itchy and unbearable.

Of course, the itch is still the egg!

It was as if his right hand had been enchanted, and he couldn't stop!

Even if the egg has been scratched, he doesn't dare to stop!

"! It hurts! It's so itchy!! Nima, what the hell is going on? ”

Thousand-faced Langjun was already having a nervous breakdown, and he no longer had the energy to maintain the changes in his face and bones, and he showed his original form in less than a few seconds.

Not far away, Chen Mo, who was hiding in the shadows, couldn't help but sneer secretly when he saw this scene.

Want to kill me?

Okay, I'll play you to death today, and then kill you!

Itchy powder is just a gadget in "Bian Que Poison Sutra", which can be matched casually.

Chen Mo didn't want to just let this thousand-faced Langjun scratch the egg.

In fact, he was still in that red trouser head, smeared with honey!

Thinking so, Chen Mo found a huge hornet's nest, the size of two basketballs!

Over there, Qianmian Langjun was still scratching as if he had eaten Xuanmai, and the blood was bleeding all over his legs.

Here, Chen Mo kicked out of the hornet's nest and shouted, "Leave you!" ”

Buzz ~~~~

The huge poisonous hornet flew wildly towards the thousand-faced Langjun.

"Vozh !!"

Thousand-faced Langjun turned pale with fright, scratching the egg, and ran frantically towards the small river just now.

Rao is that his speed is much faster than ordinary people, and he is still stung dozens of times by these hornets that are bigger than table tennis balls!

It wasn't until he plunged headlong into the river that he escaped.

After hiding in the icy river for more than half an hour, after making sure that all the wasps had flown away, Qianmian Langjun dragged his exhausted body and climbed ashore.

Looking down, Qianmian Langjun found that his eldest brother was actually stung like a snake, and he was swollen and almost drooped to the ground!

When you touch it slightly, it hurts so much that you want to cry and call your mother!

What's even more speechless is ......

His egg was actually stung by a wasp and swollen three times as much, and ......

It's also changed from an oval to a square!

It's become square!!

Square up!!

It's shaped!!

Finish!!!

This walk, okay, a snake is hanging underneath, and the two square giant eggs are also drooping, and they don't look scary!

"Chen Mo, you little bastard, you wait for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu killed you!! Hey? My mouth? What's wrong with my mouth? ”

Thousand-faced Langjun climbed to the river and took a picture of the water.

Nima!

His mouth was swollen like two sticks of incense!

Now he wants to cosplay Ouyang Feng in "East Becomes West", and he doesn't need to wear makeup!

Qianmian Langjun, who wanted to cry without tears, could only endure the pain and itching under him, dragged his tired body, and walked towards the small village.

When he was about to arrive at the small village, Qianmian Langjun, who wanted to save face, pondered, and with his own skills, he avoided the detection of the villagers, and it should not be a problem to sneak back to Li Goudaner's house.

However, people are not as good as heaven, and the villagers in the village were also very sad that afternoon.

One by one, they had just finished their farm work and eaten, and the news broadcast had not yet started, and the weather forecast had not yet started.

It was when the idle egg was hurting, and suddenly I heard a young voice in the village shouting that there was a fruit in the village!

This young voice is naturally Chen Mo.

At that time, Chen Mo didn't know what the word "empty alley" was, but he finally knew what a crowd of people was.

The villagers stood on both sides of the road tacitly, warmly greeting the pedestrians on the road, and making way for the thousand-faced Langjun to run.

As soon as Qianmian Langjun walked into the village, he was stunned!

Nima!

Is this a welcome to the leaders to inspect the countryside?

What are you doing with this Nima gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, and crowds?

Lao Tzu is just taking a bath in the river and has no clothes to wear!!

Hurry up and give Lao Tzu back!!

You just laugh, what does applause mean?

Do you think Lao Tzu is participating in the Guoben Marathon!!

Qianmian Langjun hurriedly glanced at the crowd and recognized many people around Li Goudan'er whom he had investigated before.

There is Li Goudan'er's beloved little girl Qianqian played by him.

There is Li Goudan's little friend Zhang Wenda.

There is a Chinese teacher with Li Goudaner.

and the old of the old Wu family next door.

At this time, Rao is Qianmian Langjun knew that he was not Li Goudan, but when he saw these people, he couldn't help but feel panicked.

I don't know what they'll think......

I wonder what the chickens in the village will think......

I wonder what the ducks in the village will think......

How will I mix Li Dog Dan in the future?

"Huh? The egg's egg is square, bigger than the goose's egg! ”

"Big brother is also like a snake, so scary!"

"Oops, it turns out that Li Goudan'er has this habit, Qianqian, don't associate with this kind of person in the future!"

"That drooping square egg is so funny!"

The villagers began to talk about it.

Under their gaze, the thousand-faced Langjun shook off his big brother as long as a snake and two square eggs, and ran wildly all the way.

The villagers laughed very heartily, and they didn't hear what they said, but they only remembered one sentence - this young man is developing well!

At that time, Qianmian Langjun pondered that even if there was a leaf to cover him, it would not be so embarrassing.

But the river where the Chen Mo took him was all grass, and his stung eldest brother and square egg had to be covered with a lot of big leaves!