Chapter 299: The New Year is indeed the season of bear children

"What do I want to do?" Xiaojun wanted to cry without tears, he originally looked quite manly, but now he has suddenly become a "sissy", how to look at it and how to adapt to it.

"Just kidding, I was really detoxifying. At this time, it is impossible to cure the disease, but it is still possible to prevent the disease. The eighth master suddenly said seriously: "As a system customer service, it is also my duty to care about the health of the host!" If you live long, I can live well...... It's a lot of trouble for me to always have to change hosts! ”

"Okay!" Xiao Jun reluctantly accepted the eighth master's explanation, but he felt that he still needed to bask in the sun more next.

"So what's next?" After someone accepts his fate, he begins to care about business.

"Take the task, do the task, earn gold coins, buy teaching materials, study, take the task again, do the task......" The eighth master waved his little wings and commanded the light curtain to show where the various functions were.

"Good job! The happy life of the eighth master in the future depends on you! ”

"Okay!" Xiao Jun rubbed his palms and said confidently: "Eighth master, just look at it!" ”

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At the foot of the mountain, Fat Orange squatted on the wall of the Su family's courtyard with a sad face.

Xiaojun's affairs are already on the right track, and he doesn't need to care too much.

In fact, Xiaojun's learning machine is a sub-base designed by Fat Orange, and it will absorb all kinds of natural energy on the mountain here.

Of course, this absorption is not unscrupulous.

The solar energy absorbed by sunlight and moonlight absorbs as much as it wants, but the energy of plants cannot be absorbed freely.

Otherwise, this piece of mountain forest will become a barren mountain in less than a month.

As for the biological energy, it must not be absorbed, otherwise this place will not become a barren mountain, but will become a ghost.

Despite this, the natural energy that the learning machine can absorb as a whole is quite considerable, after all, Su Guo himself can't usually bask in the sun and the moon as a whole.

Therefore, he also kindly intercepted a Mimi's plant energy and condensed it into that kind of small green crystal, which was used by Xiaojun, which was regarded as a golden finger for him.

As for the textbook "Medicine Farmer", it was actually "stolen" by him from Yaqi's Internet.

Ah, no, it's borrowed.

How can this matter of knowledge be said to be "stealing"!!

Anyway, Xiaojun's ideal is to grow high-quality medicinal materials, and now that he has teaching materials and golden fingers, there is no problem.

The topic is back, there is no problem on Xiaojun's side, but there is a problem on Fat Orange's side.

The problem is that he was grounded by Old Man Su.

It's not that he made any mistakes, but because today is Chinese New Year's Eve, and many of the younger generations in the village who went to the city to develop have returned.

As a result, there are more children running around the village.

Old Man Su forbade Su Guo to go out of the yard out of the motive of "protecting his fat and stupid cat".

Now that Su Guo can squat on the courtyard wall, it is already the last bottom line for him.

"If you don't obey, you'll eat white rice tonight Chinese New Year's Eve dinner!!" Old Man Su threatened viciously.

"Meow meow?" Su Guo knew that there was a sweet and sour braised fish in the main dish tonight, which was made by Mrs. Ye with a very large herring!

Mrs. Ye said that when the time comes, the part of the fish tail will all belong to him!!

Eat rice!! How can it be!!

So...... Fat Tangerine could only accept Old Man Su's threat, and obediently squatted on the courtyard wall and didn't go out.

However, just because he doesn't go out doesn't mean that those bear children will let him go.

"Smack!"

With a crisp sound, a small "bullet" hit Fat Orange's buttocks.

Su Guo scratched his buttocks, this kind of small bullet shot by a toy gun didn't hurt much, and it didn't even hurt.

But......

He's annoying!!

This time he was still aiming for his ass, so Su Guo didn't hide. If he goes for a "weakness" such as his own eyes, he still has to hide for a while.

Even if you are injured, you can recover quickly with bio-energy, but isn't that a waste!

"Oye~~Oye~~ I hit !!"

A little kid wiggles his ass in the corner with the toy gun in his hand.

"What's so strange! I can hit it too! The little kid on the side said unconvinced.

After speaking, he also raised the toy gun in his hand and aimed at Su Guo.

"Smack!"

Before the "bullet" could hit him, Su Guo decisively jumped off the courtyard wall.

The eggs are numb, and they can't get sunburned!

Sure enough, just like Fat Dun said, the bear child is a nasty creature!

Bored, Su Guo ran back to the hall and stepped on a nest on the cushion of the sofa, and Tuan fell asleep in it.

I slept until dinner in the evening.

Su Guo, who was fully asleep, was called up for dinner, only to find that a table full of sumptuous dishes was placed!

"Set off firecrackers! Set off firecrackers!! Xiaoya excitedly pulled Old Man Su's hand and ran straight out of the courtyard gate!

"Don't worry...... Don't worry...... "Old man Su didn't have a problem when he saw his little granddaughter.

Su Mingxuan carried a string of "firecrackers" in his hand and walked out with the old and young.

Su Guo pursed his lips and squatted on his seat with a well-behaved face, drooling at the table full of good dishes.

He didn't want to watch them set off "firecrackers".

The "firecracker" thing he had seen made of gunpowder when he was on a mission with the host before. That one was put up with a loud sound, smoke and light, a lively meter.

And the "firecrackers" that Xiaoya is clamoring to set off are developed by unscrupulous traders in order to meet everyone's psychological needs after the alliance issued a "ban on firecrackers".

Although it is as loud and bright as ever, it is an electronic product after all, and it gives Su Guo a strange sense of "fake and shoddy".

Although the electric light effect of this electronic firecracker is more than the previous one, it can even be comparable to the old "fireworks".

But it's always virtual, Su Guo feels that watching that thing, it's better to watch the live broadcast of light and shadow electronic music directly on the Internet!

"Crackling~Crackling~"

Although it is a "fake" in Su Guo's mind, the people in the village still have a lot of fun, because the electronic firecrackers are safe and will not cause forest fires.

Therefore, in the old era, there was a small mountain village with the ancestral training of banning firecrackers in the New Year, but now it can also set off firecrackers during the New Year.

Moreover, electronic firecrackers can be used repeatedly, and you can buy a string of them for use every year, as long as you remember to charge them.

It's just that now the juniors in the village have gone to the city to earn money, and there are also people with good conditions who will buy new electronic firecrackers every year. There are also several different wheels that I bought.

"Put it again! Put it again! Xiaoya was brought in by Old Man Su, and she still wanted to watch it again.

Over there in Hujiang University Town, it was relatively deserted during the Chinese New Year, and Su Mingxuan had not taken Xiaoya to let off electronic firecrackers before, so Xiaoya was very happy to see it.

"Eat first! Dinner and New Year's money! Su Mingxuan followed into the door and said.