Chapter 249: Everything is a conspiracy
Long Aotian smiled unkindly.
This underwear is proof, how can I return it to you so easily?
"Well, as long as you go back with me, I'll give it back to you."
"Coming back with you? Rogue! That girl thought about it directly, and thought that Long Aotian had something wrong with her.
"Hey, hey, hey, can you be reasonable? I'm just taking you back to meet Officer Chen. As for what you do next, it's none of my business. "Although this girl's figure is very good, there is still a gap compared to Mu Ziqing.
It's the skin, the fine skin and tender meat, which is even better than Luo Linlang's.
"Hmph, what if I don't come with you?" The girl took a few steps back.
Long Aotian pointed to her clothes, "Do you think you can run away now?" "Grinning hehehe, smiling like a silver bullet." On this big night, although there are few vehicles, it is also unseemly to run on the street with your breasts open like that. ”
"You ......" The girl trembled with anger, and directly threw Chen Xiangru's underwear over and smashed it on Long Aotian's face.
You actually attacked me with a secret weapon!
It smells so good!
When Long Aotian took Chen Xiangru's underwear off his face, he pursed his lips.
It's really fragrant.
Laundry detergent has a certain smell of body odor mixed in.
At this time, that girl has fallen into despair, and today this is not light, and I didn't expect to meet such a powerful opponent.
It's so shameless, plus a king-size shameless!
But thinking about Long Aotian's words, there is still some truth. I didn't escape his pursuit just now, and now that all the buttons of my clothes have collapsed, I will definitely not be able to run away next.
What to do?
Seeing that the girl was in a dilemma, Long Aotian walked towards her.
"I advise you to give up resistance, you can't escape at all."
"Okay, I promise to go back with you, but you have to return the underwear to me first." The girl's tone softened.
Long Aotian handed over the underwear and said with a smile: "You are quite self-aware, when the time comes, say some soft words to Officer Chen, apologize, and strive for leniency......
The girl reached out to pick up her underwear, and at this time, a gust of wind blew, and half of the clothes were lifted, and a little white rabbit jumped out again.
it!
Long Aotian's eyes widened suddenly.
However, at the moment when Long Aotian's eyes widened, the girl suddenly raised something in her hand, followed by a bang.
A cloud of mist sprayed over, and Long Aotian felt that his eyes were hot, and snot and tears all gushed out wildly.
it!
it!
it!
It's anti-wolf spray!
This girl is too cunning, she actually attacked Lao Tzu!
Long Aotian couldn't open his eyes at all, and squatted on the ground with his face covered. The tears and snot were like a flood that burst its banks.
At this time, the footsteps around him sounded, and gradually disappeared.
Damn, just let her run away!
Groping around on the game bracelet, Long Aotian opened the Supreme Mall, and according to the electronic tone prompted by the system, he exchanged five destruction points for a purification potion from inside, which can purify all his own illnesses and abnormal states.
Gold sore medicine can only restore wounds, while Da Huan Dan is for regulating internal organs, which is not suitable.
Not to mention, the effect is very good, when Long Aotian uses it, he suddenly feels that his eyes are no longer so hot.
When he opened it, he squeezed his snot, wiped it on the telephone pole next to him, and then wiped his nose with the girl's hood. Look around you again, where is the shadow of that girl?
Long Aotian kicked on the trash can next to him, followed by a bang, and the trash can was deeply dented, and a big pit appeared.
Bite! Destroy public property, damage value +5!
There is no place to vent the anger in the stomach, and the trash can naturally becomes a punching bag.
Tossed for most of the night, I thought I had the chance to win, but I didn't expect to be yin by her, or she ran away!
And growing so big, Long Aotian is the first time to suffer a loss, a woman's loss!
You wait for Lao Tzu, don't let Lao Tzu know who you are! You must look good then!
looked at the girl's hood in his hand, as well as Chen Xiangru's underwear, go home.
Wait for dawn and then hand it over to Chen Xiangru, this is the evidence of the underwear thief!
Back to the room and onto the balcony.
Since the balcony of his room and the balcony of Chen Xiangru's room were next to each other, Long Aotian easily jumped over.
Chen Xiangru's 36E hood and black lace thong pants were ready to be hung on the drying rack.
At this moment, the window next to it suddenly opened. Chen Xiangru yawned and took a deep breath, looking like she hadn't woken up in a daze.
"Alas, it's the middle of the night, how did you oversleep today." While complaining, Chen Xiangru still sighed her lips.
Chen Xiangru was wearing only a small knitted translucent vest and a pair of ultra-short trousers, waving her arms and stretching her waist.
Suddenly, she felt something strange around her.
I saw a figure standing in front of me, and that person was taking his underwear down from the drying rack.
It's Long Aotian!
And on Long Aotian's shoulder, there was actually a white hood hanging from it, I don't know whose it was.
"Okay, Long Aotian, you are really a real underwear thief!! You're a dead pervert!!! Stinky Rascal!! ”
Chen Xiangru almost roared out with a scream of 120 decibels, and the windows next to her shook.
Chen Xiangru shouted out in this voice, and Long Aotian only felt his little heart, and almost didn't jump out of his throat.
it!
it!
Hold a big grass!
looked at the underwear in his hand, and then looked at Chen Xiangru's roaring expression, Long Aotian's face was full of tears.
It seems that even if I jump from this balcony head to bottom and toe, I will not be able to prove my innocence.
"I ...... In fact...... Listen to me......"
Looking at Chen Xiangru with aggrieved eyes, Long Aotian stammered, and he didn't know what to say.
In fact, he wanted to hang Chen Xiangru's underwear on the drying rack, but in Chen Xiangru's eyes, he wanted to take it off the drying rack.
And Long Aotian also has a white hood on his shoulder, in Chen Xiangru's eyes, maybe it is Mu Ziqing's, and Xiaoxue's is not so big.
"Don't explain, get the stolen goods! Hmph, come back to the game with me. Chen Xiangru pulled Long Aotian over and dragged him into his room.
Long Aotian didn't resist, letting Chen Xiangru push herself down on her big bed full of fragrance, looking around for her handcuffs.
"Officer Chen, listen to me. I really am innocent. Long Aotian's aggrieved little eyes, that sad little eyes, that innocent little eyes.
"If you are innocent, there will be no hooligans in the world! Wait for me to go back to the bureau, and you can explain. Chen Xiangru saw Long Aotian's eyes staring directly at her, and then she realized that she was actually undressed, and her face suddenly became gloomy. You bastard! Turn your face away! ”
"Officer Chen, you have to believe me, I am really innocent." So Long Aotian hugged Chen Xiangru's big white legs......
(End of chapter)