"It's not so much that we lost today to the promoted side, but that we lost to you alone – your performance was evident to everyone present, and even our head coach praised your skills......

Listening to the other party's sycophancy, Lu Zhuhu thought to himself: The opposite side can "praise" the person who scores his team's ball, I'm afraid there is a ghost......

'Our head coach Jack Tresarden thinks he lacks a midfielder like you in his squad and combined with our already excellent attacking combination up front, Tottenham will have a lot to offer next season......

People always love to listen to good words, Lu Zhuhu is no exception, he is very comfortable with sycophants, but he is not stupid, he didn't even see the figure of the other party's head coach, saying that the other party attaches great importance to it, who is it to lie! Ask the manager directly where he is, and he will only talk to the manager if he wants to talk.

The other party was embarrassed: "Because of your last goal, Mr. Manager fainted in anger and sent him to first aid, and the first thing he said when he woke up was to hurry up and let us come over to keep you......"

Lu Zhuhu: "......"

It is also good to play for Tottenham, it seems that no Chinese player has played for Tottenham, Qu Bo was very favored by Tottenham manager Hoddle, and he also went to White Hart Lane for trial training many times, basically an agreement was reached, and in the end he was unfortunately unable to go because of the problem of labor certification. In the more than ten years before Lu Zhuhu, there were still a lot of Chinese players landing in the Premier League, and then they gradually died down.

But well......

"Forget it, Mingren doesn't say anything, he is representing China in the Olympics in Europe, and he will return to China after the Olympics, I am not considering playing British professional football at present, thank you for your kindness, farewell!" Saying that, Lu Zhuhu was about to throw off a dashing back.

"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, don't be in a hurry to go, these things can be discussed slowly, we know that you have contacted us before, and your team wants to play a warm-up game with us - it's all easy to say, it's all easy to say! Even if you haven't decided on your plans for the Olympics yet, it's not bad for you to make friends first, but maybe you'll change your mind......"

Lu Zhuhu: "......" mom is here to make friends again......

However, his purpose is indeed to find a warm-up opponent for the Chinese team, and Tottenham is not bad, at least in London, the exposure is much better than Manchester...... If you don't agree immediately, won't you still take revenge on the cold ass that the other party gave you yesterday!

After half pushing and half pushing, Lu Zhuhu returned to White Deer Lane to discuss when "North London Bai Baihe" could warm up with a face. The two sides had a pleasant exchange and hit it off. Lu Zhuhu knew in his heart that Tottenham had not seen himself playing well, and like Manchester United, he wanted to look for any outstanding stars in the Chinese team - after all, Tottenham is not in the league rankings now, and it is also in the middle and lower reaches of the food chain in London......

"On the other hand, the manager is also very concerned, even if you are very nervous before the Olympics, we still have a reluctant request, can you take the time to play a game for us? Just one? ”

"Huh?" Lu Zhuhu thought to himself that it was funny, you Tottenham are not like Manchester United's lack of soldiers: "Who to kick?" ”

……

walked out of White Deer Lane again-but this time, as a partner, Lu Zhuhu couldn't help but laugh out loud when he went out-

Tottenham's manager doesn't know what to think when he wants to play for Tottenham in the north London derby?

He wouldn't be naïve enough to think that he had the ability to score four or five in a row against Arsenal, right?

However, Lu Zhuhu still believes what he said, and the strength of himself and Li Huitang is enough to gain a foothold in Arsenal's squad.

If you directly say to kick Arsenal, if you don't give money or beg me, I'm willing to play! On this trip to London, the biggest offense to himself is not Tottenham, but Tottenham's sworn enemy. was also depressed and said that there was no chance to slap the opponent's face on the pitch, but Tottenham was so knowledgeable......

He actually doesn't know Tottenham's current situation, the team's strength is no longer enough to stand in the first division, all supported by the attacking lineup, the so-called "north London derby" has long been Arsenal's time to perform, and last season's 06 at White Hart Lane is one of the most painful memories of Tottenham's loss to Arsenal in history...... With the core squad now a year older, the manager who is embarrassed to cook is also aware that the team is not far from relegation, let alone fighting for the false name of "King of North London".

However, the fans still care about the derby, and he has the right to treat the dead horse as a live horse doctor, and borrow a miracle soldier to see if he can survive the pre-season "exam" first......

……

Lu Zhuhu was full of pride, and a big fat cat behind him also wagged its tail and walked away from the other side.

Stupid human beings, without the slightest tricks of the Lone King, do you think your trip to London can go so smoothly?

I don't want to think about the players who are just out of the stomach for Mao United......

The twenty-seventh prince was also very complacent and gained a great sense of accomplishment.

……

The most famous team in history is "food poisoning", which is very bizarre than the last round of the Premier League in 06, but the team that suffered was Tottenham. Those who are a little older should still remember that the situation was obviously good, and Tottenham Hotspur, who was still 5 points ahead of Arsenal in the last three rounds, lost 1-2 to West Ham United, and gave the fourth place and the Champions League ticket in the 0607 season to the city rival Arsenal. Tottenham had nothing more than lasagna topped with minced meat and tomato sauce at their hotel, and Carrick, Paul Robinson, Dawson, Davis, Tynio, Lennon ...... All of them showed symptoms of poisoning, and in the end, 10 players were affected, and 6 poisoned players still insisted on starting the last game, and the results can be imagined. Anyway, this unsolved case is still over, and there are different opinions......

However, Tottenham should accept that no matter which team competed with Arsenal for fourth place in that decade, it was useless to take a lead by more points before the dust settled......

As for the "poisoning" this time......

Back in the night of Manchester United's arrival in north London, the kitchen was stocked with grilled fish for the Manchester United players, and the chef was concentrating on baking bread on the other side.

A large cat took advantage of his inattention to gnaw on one of the plates of fish and quickly spit it out.

"Phew, this is for people - ah no, for cats! The British really don't know how to cook at all! ”

Licked on two more fish, and came to the conclusion that the best chef in hell is an Englishman - and that's right!

In modern society, the greatest invention of the tiny human being, if he had to choose, would be crunchy, chicken-flavored cat food.

The twenty-seventh prince thought with deep feelings.

Actually, he didn't poison it, but he helped the poor Manchester United players poison it beforehand......

Maybe it's just that he has a poison in his mouth......

……

There is still some time before the North London Derby, and Lu Zhuhu has also decided to leave the UK for a while, go to other places first, and his next stop is to go to France.

As a result, on the way, he received a "courier" for his trip to London!

"Ouch, this mission is quite good, it must be a fried chicken stick equipment!" Lu Zhuhu thought to himself.