After three rounds of drinking, Yang Zijiang was already drunk, he overestimated the amount of alcohol he had, and at the same time he didn't know that the peach blossoms were sweet in the mouth, but he was full of stamina, and his mind was not very clear at this time.

The Zhou brothers are like no one, Zhou Zhuo's face does not change and there is no drunkenness, although Zhou Yue is slightly drunk, but his words are clear and not confused, he is still persuading each other to drink, and when he rises, he actually gives orders with his fists.

"I'm sorry for the two of you, I can't drink enough, and I'll be embarrassed if I drink it again. ”

"This is wrong, how can Brother Yang be ugly, there are only three of us, and there are no outsiders, even if you are drunk and crazy, it doesn't matter if you wet the bed, we are all from here, and occasionally it is ridiculous. ”

Zhou Yue's words caused Zhou Zhuo to laugh at him, and said: "No wonder your brother and sister punish you for not drinking, dare to love you as a bastard and wet the bed, ashamed or ashamed? ”

"You also know that you are drunk and unconscious, I obviously found a convenient place, how do I know that it was a dream, don't chew the root of your tongue, let others know where to put your face, your brother and sister used this to blackmail me for three years. ”

"It's all you who tell the truth, who will chew the root of your tongue, I'm ashamed, how can the Zhou family boy make this joke about you. ”

"Brother, don't say me, don't you get drunk every day, fight with the old cow, grab the horns of the cow and don't let go, and fly a few feet away alive, we deserve to be brothers......"

The two Zhou brothers laughed at each other, Yang Zijiang was secretly funny when he heard it, there are many interesting things about people who are good at drinking, but seeing that they still have the posture of not giving up if they don't finish drinking the wine in the altar, they definitely can't fight.

The plan to get them drunk didn't work, so he picked up his glass and said:

"Brother Zhou, Brother Tuesday, I am grateful for today's hospitality, but I am entangled in everything, I thank you for this last cup, if you still have the life to meet, you must sacrifice your life to accompany you......"

"How could there be no chance?" Zhou Zhuo said: "My Zhou brother guarantees with his life, and no one will dare to touch half of your hair tomorrow!"

"Today I also have a deep understanding, your clan is kind-hearted, and will never do anything that hurts heaven and reason, please forgive me for being blunt, Long Ye is bent on going his own way, focusing on the overall situation and wanting to kill me, even if he fails to succeed, if he tries to imprison me here, delays time, and can't save my girlfriend, I won't survive in the world." ”

"It's okay, tomorrow morning my brother will ask for his life, no matter what, please ask Xunyang Zhenren to save him first. ”

"It's still unknown whether Xunyang Zhenren can be saved, but I can't stay here, compared to the Kuanglu Secret Realm, the outside world is more sinister, but the stakes are so important that I can't elaborate, so as not to disturb your purity. ”

"Brother Yang might as well say bluntly, do you want to escape?" Zhou Zhuo said solemnly: "Although I am drinking, I am not drunk, if we want to help you escape privately, but you gamble on the safety of my whole clan, I'm afraid it's not appropriate, although Long Ye is paranoid, but it is not unreasonable, just now I thought of another way to do both, Brother Yang might as well settle here, when we rescue the descendants of the Dragon Envoy, you can think of taking her over, as you said The outside world is very dangerous, isn't it worry-free and happy here?"

"I almost fell into injustice, I do have this thought, ashamed and ashamed!" Yang Zijiang was full of guilt and said: "According to Brother Zhou's intentions, save people first, and talk about the rest later." ”

Zhou Yue smiled: "This is very good, if you settle here, you and I can drink and talk happily every day, like a fairy!"

Seeing that Yang Zijiang was not entangled, Zhou Zhuo also raised his glass and said: "Brother Yang, I wish us success in inviting Xunyang Zhenren tomorrow." ”

"Okay!" Yang Zijiang drank it all quickly, then changed his words and said: "But when it comes to living here, some habits developed outside cannot be changed for the time being, such as brushing teeth and washing, etc., and clothes are not ......very good to deal with."

"Brushing your teeth does mean rinsing your mouth? I have heard that I can't pay much attention to the village husbands, and the clothes are a little poorer, but Brother Yang is much more handsome than the two of us. ”

"It's not about the material but the style, especially the underwear, that is, the underwear, you see that I am wearing completely different from you, and I can't adapt to it for a while, but there are some changes of clothes in my bag, which can solve this dilemma. ”

"That's true! Intimate clothing is not close-fitting, and it is indeed uncomfortable. Zhou Yue looked at Yang Zijiang's slanted shoulder bag and said curiously: "Your bag is not a few points bigger than a book, how many clothes can it hold?"

"It's not this, there's also a big bag that fell into the water when it fell off a cliff, and there are daily necessities such as toothbrushes, toothpaste, and shampoo in it, which are commonly used, but forget it, it's also troublesome to fish. ”

Yang Zijiang sighed regretfully as he spoke, he was attacking the west and wanting to capture the past, and in order to achieve his goal, he took advantage of the simplicity and straightforwardness of the two Zhou brothers.

Sure enough, Zhou Yue did not doubt it, and said: "How can you forget it, just a bag is captured, but where you get on the boat? I will go and get it immediately, and it will not take half an hour to go back and forth." ”

Zhou Zhuo thought about it, and felt that it didn't seem to be an exaggeration, and said: "These two bastards are very watery, don't worry, let's continue to drink and wait for him to come back, Zhou Yue, you go as soon as possible, remember not to be known by others." ”

"How embarrassing is this, so I owe Brother Tuesday a favor again!" Yang Zijiang stood up and said, "Thank you Brother Tuesday again, go early and return early, another pen also fell nearby, Brother Zhou also paid attention by the way, this is... She gave me..."

Yang Zijiang once again made up lies and deceives, and told Zhou Yue the shape and size of the wonderful pen.

"Your beloved... Oh, you're called Girlfriend... The things she gave should be of great significance, and you can rest assured that you can find a needle in this river. ”

Zhou Yue finished the glass of wine in one gulp, and went out without looking back.

Yang Zijiang felt guilty, and after sitting down, he said to Zhou Zhuo: "Brother Zhou, I respect you again, and I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman today." ”

"Don't say unlucky words, how to sacrifice your life, drink to pay attention to the atmosphere and timing, throw away all the sorrow, and exchange it for happiness at the moment, the so-called rare and confused ......" Zhou Zhuo suddenly smiled and said mysteriously: "Brother Yang's alcohol consumption is really worse, I see that you are drunk eighty percent, but it doesn't matter, I am as precious as you." ”

Yang Zijiang was very curious and asked, "What baby?"

I saw Zhou Zhuo take out a small porcelain bottle from his arms, pour out two pills the size of soybeans, spread them in his hand and said: "I have a unique secret recipe for sobering pills, and I can drink at least two catties of wine more than one pill." ”

Yang Zijiang couldn't help but laugh: "Brother Zhou, you actually cheated, no wonder you didn't get drunk after drinking so much......"

"Shhh Zhou Zhuo said: "Hehe, I didn't use this method today, but in the past, it was inevitable that I would run into good hands and fight wine, so be prepared, I saw that Brother Yang was very interested, how could I still lack the amount of wine, if you want to have fun to the end, it is better to try this thing." ”

"Okay!" Yang Zijiang was a little dizzy, full of interest, readily agreed, took a pill and swallowed it, as Zhou Zhuo said, after a while, most of the wine disappeared, and he was refreshed and much clearer.

"What a baby!" Yang Zijiang praised: "Now I feel like I can still drink a pot, Brother Zhou, let's go." ”

"Don't be in a hurry, even if you don't get drunk, drinking too much will hurt your body, and drink slowly. Zhou Zhuo said with a smile: "Brother Yang's words are funny, the outside world only hears the elders occasionally mention, and after a long time, it is just a fog to see the flowers, and there have been other outsiders to visit, but it has never been so close, today Brother Yang has opened my eyes a lot, if it is not for the family rules, I really want to go out to see the world." ”

"Brother Zhou, the so-called being in the blessing does not know the blessing, although the outside world is prosperous, but the world is sinister and the people are not ancient, if it is not for the fact that I have mundane things to do, I will never want to leave this peaceful township. People always only have a piece of heaven above their heads and a piece of land under their feet, what does the outside world have to do with themselves, and worry-free in this life is the truth. ”

"It's very true, life must be happy, I can't go to the outside world, it's just an occasional thought, Brother Yang is not very old, and his perception is not shallow, come, let's drink, you can tell me some interesting things. ”

The two chatted while drinking, Yang Zijiang talked about some things about the outside world, and in order to prevent Zhou Zhuo from paying too much attention to the outside world, he chose some jokes that had nothing to do with reality, which also made Zhou Zhuo laugh.

After three rounds of drinking, Zhou Yue lived up to his expectations and returned with the mountaineering bag, obviously afraid of attracting attention, so he didn't go home to change his clothes, and rushed over directly as soon as he was wet.

"Brother Tuesday was really fast, and after only a few glasses of wine, he returned victorious. ”

"It was too dark, and I drank some wine and was dizzy, so I should have changed it earlier. Zhou Yue said modestly but proudly, handed the bag to Yang Zijiang, and said, "Brother Yang, guess what else I have in my arms?"

Seeing that his clothes were bulging and there were things hidden in them, Yang Zijiang had already guessed it, but he deliberately pretended not to know, and asked, "Could it be that Brother Tuesday touched a fish by the way to make a snack?"

"How to eat raw fish, guess again!"

"Is that stealing the radish from the Cowmaster's pharmacy to make wine?"

This is a story that Zhou Zhuo told about Zhou Yue's youth, he wanted to steal ginseng but mistook the pickled radish, and after the incident, he was beaten by the deacon elders with fifty rods, and Zhou Yue was embarrassed when he heard Yang Zijiang expose his shortcomings.

Zhou Zhuo said with a smile: "The second bastard is less pretentious, Brother Yang already knew, tease you, don't take it out quickly." ”

Zhou Yue smiled, took out the object in his arms, and said: "I also found your girlfriend's love object, I am afraid that my hands will be rough and broken by this priceless treasure, so I wrap it in a headscarf, Brother Yang is not dirty." ”

Zhou Yue's intentions were good, Yang Zijiang was very moved, and he felt that he had hollowed out his mind to use them, and his means were not glorious, they were righteous men and gentlemen, but he had become a sinister villain.

"Brother Tuesday said this, which made me Yang Zijiang embarrassed and ashamed. ”

"It's just a joke, how can it be so serious? Zhou Zhuo said: "Brother Yang, check it quickly, is there anything missing in the bag?"

Zhou Yue also said: "Yes, yes, I haven't consulted the master, I haven't opened it, I touched a few times in the water, and I didn't see other things, just in case, Brother Yang checked first, and if there was any omission, I went to find it." ”

The mountaineering bag is not my own, I don't know if I lost it, the key is the wonderful pen, although I don't know if it has been blistered, at least it is lost and recovered.

Yang Zijiang wiped the pen dry and put it in his sleeve, he had studied the ancient costumes on his body before, and there was a pocket in the sleeve, no wonder the ancient people in film and television dramas often took things out of their sleeves.

In order not to make the Zhou brothers suspicious, he opened the mountaineering bag in front of them and checked it, and saw him open the zipper, Zhou Zhuo was quite curious, and said: "This lock mechanism seems to be simple, but it is ingenious, and the skilled craftsmen of our clan are not unemployed, so they should have this skill, but how can they not think of a way to construct it." ”

"A lot of things in the world can be made, but we also have to consider whether it should be, whether it is cost-effective, such as this zipper, so that the craftsman exhausts his energy, and of course it can be built over time, but just to lock the bag, the cost is too high, it is not cost-effective, if it is in high demand, there must be machinery and equipment first, assembly line production, the formation of industry, the cost can be reduced, for Kuanglu Secret Realm at present, it has almost no reason. ”

A series of modern words, the Zhou brothers seem to understand whether they understand or not, so they don't ask for the time being.

The hiking bag has been soaked inside and out, and it contains a set of change of clothes, including underwear, Lin Dongdong's things, of course, women's clothes, fortunately, it is wrinkled, and the Zhou brothers can't distinguish between men and women in modern clothes.

In addition, there are toiletries and cosmetics, Lin Dongdong probably stuffed all his belongings into this bag except for his mobile phone and wallet, and Yang Zijiang flipped through it casually and it was over.

"Everything is there, I won't say thank you, I'll give Brother Tuesday a drink. ”

"Just drink this glass, or your sister-in-law... Hey..."

"Hedong lion roars?"

Yang Zijiang answered, remembering that this idiom came from the Song Dynasty, and they might not know it, so he immediately explained the source of the allusion, which caused the two to laugh.

"I'll go back first and change into clean clothes. ”

Zhou Yue left after his resignation, Yang Zijiang and Zhou Zhuo continued to drink each other, the most drinks in their lives, but the effect of the sobering pill was indeed remarkable, until the whole jar of wine was empty, and it was only half drunk.

But if you don't get drunk, drinking is meaningless, right?

After sitting and chatting for a while, the topic was not new, Zhou Zhuo got up and said, "Brother Yang, you rest early, and I will also leave." ”

"It's cold and dewy outside, so Brother Zhou might as well rest in the house. ”

Knowing that Zhou Zhuo would not be too far away and would definitely guard himself outside the house, so Yang Zijiang simply made it clear to show his attitude, Zhou Zhuo smiled awkwardly and said, "Ashamed and ashamed, just because of ......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard footsteps outside the house in a hurry, and soon the door was pushed open, thinking that Zhou Zhuo was going and returning, but he didn't expect to see the person coming clearly, Yang Zijiang and Zhou Yue were surprised and inexplicable.