Yang Feng was shocked and asked, "The full-level summoner you are talking about, why did you sleep with you?" ”

"Because I'm a female rabbit." The rabbit god raised his voice.

"This sentence is the point, it turns out that you are a female rabbit." Yang Feng smiled and engaged in it for a long time, it turned out that this was a female rabbit in estrus.

"Tell me, what is the attraction of that full-level summoner, and why does it make you love him so much?" Yang Feng is very curious, a man who makes a female rabbit like it should be very awesome.

"The best thing about him is that he doesn't have hair." The rabbit god is not joking, the full-level summoner who appeared five thousand years ago really has no hair, and he is referred to as a bald handsome guy.

Yang Feng said depressedly: "No hair is also an advantage, when you, a female rabbit, are in heat, you don't choose to eat!" ”

"You are the female rabbit in estrus, your whole family is a female rabbit in estrus, you ......"

"Okay, don't say it, I know what you're trying to say." Yang Feng said depressedly, "What are the advantages of the bald macho you like?" ”

"The weapon is good and the golden gun does not fall, which is an advantage!" The rabbit god said.

"Maybe it's a plus! This topic is not suitable for children, just omit 10,000 words and talk about the main point. Yang Feng didn't want to continue talking about this topic, it was too yellow.

"The point is that he wears a yellow tights and a white cape, and red boots on his feet. ”

"Wait a minute, the full-level summoner you said, the bald cape, won't it be Saitama Sensei!" Yang Feng was taken aback, Saitama Teacher is bald and likes to wear yellow tights.

The glorious image of Teacher Saitama immediately appeared in Yang Feng's mind.

The rabbit god was surprised: "Who is Saitama sensei?" ”

Yang Feng said: "Saitama teacher is a bald cape!" ”

"Nonsense, my dear bald cape, not called Saitama sensei, he called ...... Forget it, don't talk about it, it's painful to talk too much. The rabbit god looked sad.

Yang Feng asked, "What happened to the bald cape you liked?" ”

"After he slept with me, he went to challenge the eight hundred gods, and he failed, he died, and I will never see him again. …… Whining! The rabbit god cried.

Yang Feng comforted: "Life and death are in the sky, don't be sad." ”

"You make me cry for a while." The rabbit god cried very sadly, the only man he liked actually died.

"The bald cape is a good man, I believe that he has a spirit in the sky, and he will definitely look at you and hope you are happy." Yang Feng was sentimental for a while, the love story of the rabbit and the bald handsome guy is touching!

Yang Feng sighed for a while, and said in surprise: "What does your love story with the bald cloak have to do with me, why did you come to me?" ”

The rabbit god said confidently: "Of course it has a relationship." Five thousand years after my man's death, you appeared, and as soon as you appeared, you were nine hundred and ninety-nine, and there was also the Sword of Judgment. ”

"Do you know that the sword of judgment in your hand used to be my man's."

", it turns out that this sword of judgment belongs to your man." Yang Feng was taken aback, no wonder the Sword of Judgment was so awesome, it turned out to have something to do with the bald cloak of a full-level summoner.

The rabbit god said, "The sword of judgment is in your hand, which means that you are the reincarnation of my man." ”

"I was a bald cape in my last life...... Yang Feng was shocked, what kind of international jokes, I used to be an otaku on the earth! I like to enjoy island action movies, I like to play games, and I like to play heroes.

I'm a hero of interest!

I'm bald, I'm stronger!

I'm transgender, I'm getting stronger!

Lori Summoner Yang Feng does have similarities with the bald cape of a full-level summoner.

Yang Feng explained: "You admit that I am mistaken, I am a girl, I don't have a little brother, it can't be your man." ”

The rabbit god said: "When you defeat the eight hundred gods and become the king of the gods, you can become a man, as long as you are bald, you are the bald handsome guy I like, I am waiting for you to marry me." ”

"Let me marry you?" Yang Feng looked in a cold sweat, "You are a rabbit, I married you, and you can't give me children!" ”

"Idiot! I am a rabbit god, not a rabbit. ”

"Alright! You are the rabbit god, but the rabbit god will not get pregnant! ”

"Who told you that the rabbit god won't get pregnant, see for yourself." The little white rabbit turned into a beautiful girl.

The beautiful girl has long hair and a shawl, enlarged breasts and a thin waist, and is slim, which makes people drool. No matter how she looks, this beautiful girl looks like a bunny girl on the earth.

In the past, when Yang Feng was an otaku on earth, he liked to watch bunny girls dance the most. The bunny girl has a hot body, convex and backward, and her sexy dancing posture makes people think about it and drool.

A little white rabbit transforms into a beautiful girl in front of your eyes, or a rabbit girl shape, which is simply fatal. Fortunately, Yang Feng has become a giant Ru Lori, and there is no little brother, otherwise the overlord will take the bow and directly sleep with her.

"You're Jade Rabbit!" Yang Feng was taken aback, the rabbit god after transformation was a bit similar to the jade rabbit in Journey to the West. When the Tang monks and apprentices were learning scriptures from the West, they passed by Tianzhu Kingdom and met the princess.

This glamorous and unparalleled princess is the Jade Rabbit Essence, Sifan is in the lower realm, becomes a princess, confuses Tang Seng, and wants to spend candles in the cave room with him, fortunately Sun Wukong appeared, otherwise Tang Seng was slept with by the Jade Rabbit Essence.

The Jade Rabbit Spirit is so miserable! was caught back by Fairy Chang'e and continued to pound the medicine.

I now know why the full-level summoner's bald cape likes the rabbit god, it turns out that the transformed rabbit god is so sexy and beautiful.

If I were a man, I would sleep with her.

"How's that, am I pretty?" The rabbit god smiled and charmed all beings.

Yang Feng said happily: "I have a transformation pill on my body, if you like men, I can reluctantly make it difficult and put you to sleep." ”

"You're not qualified to sleep with me right now. When I become a full-level summoner and defeat the eight hundred gods, I will be able to sleep openly. "The rabbit god is not joking.

"Well, you wait, sooner or later, one day, I'll sleep with you." Yang Feng is very confident.

The rabbit god said: "Don't be so confident, the eight hundred gods are very powerful, if you don't do it, you will die." ”

"Believe me, I will definitely become a full-level summoner, and I will definitely become the king of the gods." Yang Feng was full of confidence and arrogant.

The rabbit god nodded and said, "You are very similar to the bald cape, he was so confident back then, and then he died." ”

Yang Feng said depressedly: "I won't die, believe me." ”

"Hope you can succeed, come on." The rabbit god continued, "Don't you think it's strange why there is S-level equipment in the level 50 dungeon, the King of Fighters Gauntlet. ”

"Yes! It doesn't have anything to do with you! Yang Feng's face was full of doubts.

"Of course it matters, I did it and got the S-level equipment The King of Fighters Gauntlet, which only appears in level 200 copies, into level 50 copies." It turned out to be a ghost made by the rabbit god.

The Rabbit God is one of the eight hundred gods, and his magical powers are vast, and it is easy to get S-level equipment into a level 50 dungeon.

"You're such a nice person." Yang Feng was moved and hugged the past.

"Don't come here, I'll kill you." The rabbit god raised his fist.

"The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, let's play in the water!"

"Foolish dreams, I am a rabbit god, not a slut, if you want to sleep with me, you must first become the king of the gods."

"What if I die?"

"Collect your body."

"Slut."

"I'm not a slut, I'm a rabbit god."

"You're a slut among rabbits."

"Kill you ......"