After speaking.

Chen Mo asked sideways:

"Lao Liu, how do you feel after listening to this story?"

Lao Liu scratched his head and sighed:

"How can I say it, if I can realize that I am 'dirty', at least there is salvation.

Compared with those smug and complacent chickens, at least the values have not been deviated much. ”

The sailors also began to speak one after another, and the discussion was enthusiastic.

"There is no one in this world who is much taller than the other!"

"Every time, and I think this kind of support is not much worse than falling in love, but there is a lack of a legitimate relationship.

Of course, it was really wrong for the woman to cheat on his first love later. ”

"To be honest, if it were me, and I was really poor and crazy, I would probably do the same."

"Put away your compassion! The woman in the king's mouth chose the road she chose, and she also deceived the honest man.

You spend your money like water, moaning on the Internet without illness, and you still sympathize with them?

Look at your own savings, or sympathize with yourself! ”

"Okay...... This woman, from beginning to end, has two men, compared to some women who have only entered high school and don't know how many men they have. ”

Chen Mo still asked sideways:

"Lao Liu, do you think that woman's first love is a bit miserable?"

Old Liu Dengshi said indignantly:

"How miserable! That's terrible!

Hey, that guy looks like an honest man with no IQ. ”

As soon as the conversation changed, Lao Liu said proudly:

"Fortunately, I have a relatively high IQ.

I've been talking to Xiaoli for so many years, and people are willing to chat with me and care about me even if they are tired of running. ”

Chen Mo: "......"

All sailors: "......"

Damn !!!

Flip the table!!!

I've been telling you such a story for a long time.

It's almost clear to you!

The honest man in the story is you!

You don't hear the emotional overtones at all?

You deserve to be green!!

Chen Mo was speechless and said, "Do you have any other questions?" If not, I'm going to connect with the others. ”

Lao Liu: "You just said the story you told.

It's a secret that the female classmates around you can only tell anonymously, and can't tell others.

I want to ask the king, do you have this kind of secret? ”

Lao Liu asked.

Everyone pricked up their ears and came to be interested!

Eavesdropping on other people's gossip is simply human nature!

Chen Mo thought for a moment, and said seriously in a mysterious and soft tone:

"Let me tell you secretly......

In fact, I really have secrets that I can only say anonymously and dare not tell others......

That's ......"

"That is" these three words are the thief of the rice puller.

It makes everyone's hearts tickle like a kitten.

After whetting everyone's appetite, Chen Mo said loudly and seriously:

"I think I'm beautiful!"

Lao Liu: "......"

All sailors: "......"

After the live broadcast room was quiet, everyone began to complain wildly!

"Hahahaha, I almost didn't die of laughter when I heard this!"

"Excellent!"

"This is indeed a !! of Jing Tian's big power"

"Tianxiu!"

"It's like seeing myself, hahaha......"

"Shhh, I think I'm more handsome than Wu Yanzu."

"Come on, give my tourmaline to this Xiu'er to smash walnuts and eat !!"

After Lao Liu hung up.

Chen Mo began to randomly connect the second person's microphone.

Soon, Mai was connected.

"Hello Hanging Wang, my name is Gong Ziyuan, you can call me Ziyuan or Xiaogong."

Said a young woman about 24 years old.

Chen Mo: "Hello Ziyuan, do you have any troubles or worries?" ”

Gong Ziyuan: "Actually, it's not a big deal.

It's that my sister is going to come to the house later, and I'm not at home.

You said it was the middle of the night.

I'm a little afraid of my husband cheating. ”

Chen Mo: "Is your sister beautiful?" ”

Gong Ziyuan: "It's beautiful, it's a school flower, 175 tall, 98 pounds, F cup."

The eyes seem to be discharged. ”

Chen Mo: "Please give me the contact information." ”

Gong Ziyuan: "......"

"Poofha......"

"My husband didn't make a move, and the king made the first move!"

"It's a good way, let the hanging king take away the little palace sister first, and then I'm not afraid of my husband cheating!"

Chen Mo: "Ahem, just kidding." You give me your WeChat, and I will help you solve this problem. ”

Gong Ziyuan: "Okay! Thank you for hanging the king! ”

Soon, Chen Mo landed on the > of Gong Ziyuan

Found her husband.

Chen Mo: "What are you doing?" Husband. ”

Husband: "What are you doing, I just got home and swiped Weibo!" ”

Chen Mo: "Oh, husband, I'll send you a movie now, you watch the movie, and then hit the." ”

Husband: "Huh? Why do you want me to? ”

Chen Mo: "Then you don't care!" Hit a little longer, hit the twice, I'm going to check! ”

Husband: "Oh, okay! ”

Airplanes!

A small movie was sent.

After a while.

Husband: "It's over, wife." ”

Chen Mo: "You go to the station to pick up my sister, invite her to have a meal first, and then go back to our house."

I'm out there, I'll be back later. ”

Husband: "......"

Seeing Chen Mo's handsome operation, all the sailors laughed and peed.

"I've hit the twice, so I'm sure my heart is like water!"

"Poofhahahaha...... Such a sassy operation, it is estimated that the king can think of it! ”

"It's okay now, don't say it's an F cup, it's a G cup, it's not easy to use!"

"After masturbating, what goddesses, what beauties, all are dung!"

Gong Ziyuan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Hanging Wang, you are simply too talented, thank you!" ”

Chen Mo: "You're welcome.

Can I give my sister's contact information? ”

After another burst of laughter.

Chen Mo connected to the microphone of the third water friend.

"Hello Hangwang, my name is Liang Sishen.

He is an international student at a university. ”

A female college student's voice came from the other end of the microphone.

Chen Mo replied politely: "Hello Xiaoliang, do you have any questions for me?" ”

Liang Sishen: "Actually, it's not a big deal.

That's it, you said that this glory of the king, I deleted it, deleted it.

Why can't you quit?

Can you help me explain why? ”

Chen Mo thought for a while, then said with a smile:

"Well, I'm not good at analyzing the reason......

Liang Sishen: "What, I thought you could do anything!"

I see! ”

Chen Mo: "Hey, listen to me finish speaking!" I can't analyze the reason.

But let me simulate your state of playing the game, and analyze it yourself. ”

After speaking.

Chen Mo looked decent, pinched his throat, and said in a female voice:

"!! Lost again!! Today is the 10th handicap!

Ten consecutive kneeling, so many stars have been dropped!!

Broken game, playing with a belly of fire, why should I play him?! ”

(ps: P.S.: Preview, around January 5th, I'm going to break up on vacation!!! ）