Among the ghost animals on the Chinese Internet, the reason why the head of state can be with Jin Qila, Liang Feifei, Zhuge Liang, Wang Lang, Ge Ping, and Billy Wang ...... and so on, and the status of the "all-star" of ghost animals, even higher than others, is from this-

A video of about 4 minutes, called "The Führer's Wrath", no matter what the subject matter or content, can be taken out to make the Führer angry. This is a clip from the movie "The Destruction of the Reich", in which the "Führer" - or the actor who plays Hitler - is very expressive, extremely rich in body and verbal language, and very easy to resonate with the audience. Ever since the release of The Fall of the Empire, there have been spoof videos of the Führer's angry episodes on an inaccessible video site that displays 404.

It is precisely because of the "3Q war" between Tencent and 360 in 2010 that happened in September when Lu Zhuhu first entered school, netizens used this clip to make a spoof video of "Tencent Anti-360 Secret Meeting", titled "Fuhrer's Anger", which made the word "Fuhrer's Anger" an instant hit. Since then, it has been out of control, and whenever there is a hot event in society, the Führer will jump out to express his anger, and it is still prosperous today.

And what the Chinese audience loves the most is that the "Führer" often pops up Chinese words in the clip, including the "scum", "angry couple", "ithStalin", "I came to Hebei Province", "Billy" and so on.

Of course, when the Führer was in middle school, he failed the French exam, so naturally it is impossible to know Chinese, but it is just a homonym caused by "empty ears". (Empty ear means "auditory hallucination," a Japanese word, and in fact, a significant portion of young people's pop culture today comes from Japan...... Belch...... ）

Although Lu Zhuhu is very familiar with the spoof video, and even knows very well which part of the Führer wrestles his pen, he really hasn't seen the full version of the movie, and it just so happens that he also wants to know about the Führer's final career today, so he will learn about it from the movie.

I didn't get anything substantial, so I made a funny old movie, Lu Zhuhu sighed: I still like the days when the competition is intensive.

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On the afternoon of August 14, the first final of men's basketball at the Olympic Games officially began.

The two sides against each other are China and the United States - to be said, the Chinese men's basketball team has not appeared many times in the Olympics, but it has encountered the American team many times - but basically it is a very painful memory.

From the next London Olympics in 48 years, the Chinese men's basketball team did not participate in the Olympic Games for a long time, until the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, the Chinese men's basketball team returned to the Olympics after 36 years (some events such as swimming participated in the 1952 Helsinki Olympic Games), but the Chinese men's basketball team was naturally not an opponent in the face of the host, at this time the former offensive core Zhang Weiping also retired, and finally lost 48-97, which also created the lowest score of the Chinese men's basketball Olympic Games.

In fact, when it comes to Zhang Weiping's retirement, he is also quite wronged, he was 34 years old in 84, and doctors have said that with Zhang Weiping's physical strength and technical play, if the adjustment is appropriate, it is entirely possible for him to greatly extend his sports career, at least until the age of 35 There is no problem. As a result, in a training session, the coach asked the players to play a dozen without warming up, Zhang Weiping did not pay attention to the dislocation of the small joints in the waist, and he could not move immediately, and he could only be bedridden for a long time, and the treatment of the team doctor was also similar to the "qigong" method, and finally under the role of the pit coach and the pit team doctor, he was hastily retired before the age of 30.

In the 1988 Seoul Olympics, the Chinese men's basketball team lost to the United States team 58-107 again;

In the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games, the Chinese men's basketball team can also be called the "96 Golden Generation", and the historic quarterfinals, there are already a number of outstanding stars in the team, as well as the fledgling wind-chasing teenager Wang Zhizhi, basically the strongest lineup of the Chinese team to the Olympic Games, but in the game against the American Dream Three team, the NBA superstars still seem vulnerable, and finally lost 70-133, 63 points also created the largest score difference in the history of the Chinese and American men's basketball team, the strongest is the worst.

In the 2000 Sydney Olympics, the Chinese men's basketball team opened the era of the "Mobile Great Wall", with three major centers Yao Ming, Wang Zhizhi and Battle, but the Chinese team still lost 72-119. But it's not that there are no benefits at all, the "young" Yao Ming is his first appearance, showing super talent and potential in the game, just in this game against the United States, he gave the popular "demigod" Vince Carter and Gary Payton each a "Yao's hot pot", which left a deep impression on the then coach of the American team - so Yao Ming was selected by the Rockets two years later and was elected as the first international player - the Rockets are still quite bold to say. The reason is that the coach of the U.S. team at that Olympics is none other than the coach of the Rockets - Tomjanovich.

The Beijing Olympics is naturally a session that most people remember vividly, Yao Ming, who has become popular in the NBA, forced a comeback in a major injury, led the team to the quarterfinals again, and in the opening game against the United States team, facing the luxurious "Dream Eight" with Kobe, James, Wade and Paul, the opening even leaded, 12 points behind the halftime, and finally the United States team won 101:70 - losing 31 points is the smallest point difference in the history of the Sino-US men's basketball Olympic matchup.

As for the World Championships, the smallest point difference was 19 points from 84-65 in the 2002 World Championships, but the "Dream Five" was basically the worst dream team that year.

It can be seen from the data that the Chinese men's basketball team and the American team are not at the same level at all...... There is no need to compare at all......

If you want to say, although the current U.S. team is still a team composed of a group of college students, its strength should not be underestimated - it still crushes the crowd. In the original time and space, the United States defeated Canada at the Berlin Olympics to become the first gold medalist in the history of the Olympic men's basketball team, and then the United States defeated the French team at the London Olympics in 1948 to complete the defense of the title. For decades after that, the men's basketball game at the Olympics became a monopolistic event for the U.S. team. From Berlin in 1936 to Mexico City in 1968, the U.S. men's basketball team has reached the top seven times in a row without a single defeat, which is something that today's "dream team" has not yet done. Until 1972, the Olympic Games returned to Germany, at the Munich Olympics, the United States team lost to the former Soviet Union by 1 point, regained the Olympic championship in Montreal, did not participate in 80 years, defeated Spain in 84 and easily won the championship in 84 years, but in the 88 years of the Seoul Olympics, the United States and the Soviet Union met again, in the semifinals, the student army led by Admiral David Robinson could not compete with the former Soviet Union at all, and the former Soviet Union won its second Olympic men's basketball gold medal -

So the United States was furious and made a major decision, starting from the Barcelona Olympics in 92, the American team will send NBA professional players to the Olympics, Jordan, Magic, Big Bird Bird, Scottie Pippen...... The team is probably the strongest team of all time, outscoring opponents by 44 points per game, and is known as the "Dream Team" – named after Barcelona, who started the Dream Dynasty that summer.

The U.S. team is still in a "fledgling" stage, and there are not as many championships as later, and the status is not as high as it was later. Lu Zhuhu is now trying to knock out the honor of the first world championship of the United States.

In the morning, the football team still practiced with the Italian team's formation, and in the afternoon, everyone's mind was no longer on the green court, but flew to the clay court of basketball - the ball was not practiced at all, and everyone watched the game of the brother troops collectively.

Naturally, this trip couldn't go empty-handed, Lu Zhuhu carried two boxes of Jianlibao, Xiao Dong carried an ice bucket, and the two sent cold drinks to the players-

Wang Yuzeng and the others were very happy to see that Lu Zhuhu sent the orange-flavored soda that they often drank along the way. But Lu Zhuhu said that carbonated drinks are not good for the body, although this thing boasts that it is a "sports drink", adding salt and electrolytes, but it can't change the fact that carbonated drinks make people's bodies brittle! But then again, when you're sweating profusely on the court, there's nothing more refreshing than taking a sip of an iced Coke – only this first sip is the best, and then you feel like you're holding it up. Therefore, Lu Zhuhu generously said to his teammates on the basketball team: I brought you soda, but only drink the first sip of each can, at most two sips - and then throw it away!

This is not very suitable for teammates who have always been thrifty, but Lu Zhuhu values the pleasure of this first sip - the girls of the women's volleyball team in 84 also drank soda and defeated the American team to win the gold medal, which is a good sign.

As long as you win the gold medal, are you afraid that there will be a soda that you can drink out?

"Here, cheers, brothers! Good luck with your best of luck! Lu Zhuhu took the lead in opening the pull ring with a "bang" and raised the tank to everyone.

"Good!"

"Bang"! "Bang"! "Bang"! The sound of the ring opening comes and goes, exuding a fresh scent. The athletes of the Chinese men's basketball team drink with their heads held high!

This scene stunned the American team on the other side, wow, what kind of thing is that in the hands of the Chinese team, what a magical look!

Even...... There are also ...... who can't help but swallow their saliva

It's not surprising that they find it very interesting to see cans, and although Coca-Cola has been around for decades, the invention of cans is far behind. Four years later, that is, in 1940, Europe and the United States began to sell stainless steel canned beer, and in 1963, the can was invented in the United States. So in the eyes of today's Americans, this canned drink is not only novel, but also quite cool.

"Goo dong goo knock goo ......" Mu Zuoyun drank it in one go, seeing that everyone was looking at him, the CBA trophy naming person spread his hands: "I am indeed thirsty, but I only took one sip!" ”

Lu Zhuhu: "......

After saying that, the other party hiccuped.

Lu Zhuhu: "......"

"Brother Po, there are only a few of us, even if we throw it away after drinking, we won't need two boxes......" Seeing Lu Zhuhu carrying two boxes, everyone asked a little strangely.

"Hey, hey." Lu Zhuhu laughed treacherously: "There is another box that is not for you - when the other side loses, I will use this to 'comfort' them to ......" and "show off" in front of the Yankees......

The crowd was speechless. However, Lu Zhuhu even prepared a consolation prize for the opposite side, which still made people feel a lot more confident.

Shu Hong, as the referee of the game, also came to the scene, but in order to show his impartiality, he did not come over to talk to the people of the Chinese team, and it was not until the game was about to start that the captain of the Chinese team and the American team was called over together, and briefly explained the relevant rules of the game.

Lu Zhuhu and Xiao Dong and the football team will sit on the sidelines together, and all the lineups of the Chinese team are basically assembled on the sidelines, Dean Dai and Ambassador Cheng are not lacking, and the athletes are also present, and some even hold their gold medals to the court, looking very sassy, and they are also fighting for the men's basketball team. Mr. Big also brought his children here, and classmate Hua was also there, his face didn't seem to be as pale as two days ago, and he was half human and half ghost, and Mr. Big laughed and said that this kid had helped him settle many account problems for more than a day, and he was even reluctant to let him go - I just didn't know if he was right.

Before Lu Zhuhu could say a few words, Xiaohua almost jumped out and said, "You old man dare to doubt the results of my calculations?" ——Lu Zhuhu glared at him and snorted: "Please Mr. Da believe in my reputation of Fudan University - I will definitely not be careless at all." Lu Zhuhu pouted secretly, what's wrong with Fudan, it's just a private school, the tuition fee is very expensive, and it's a pheasant school to say that it's ugly - however, who made the signboard of Fudan so loud in later generations, so that Lu Zhuhu at this time felt very bright because he had been a physical education teacher in it for two days......

Before they could say a word, there was a loud cheer inside and outside the court, and I saw an old man with round glasses and a little gray hair in the middle of the hair, which was still neatly combed, walked into the arena strongly, and wherever he went, the audience stood up and applauded him, and he waved to the audience - it was the inventor of basketball, Mr. James Naismith. Seeing the arrival of the teacher, the head coach of the Chinese team, Dong Shouyi, and the referee Shu Hong hurriedly greeted them, and Naismith was also very relieved to see these two beloved apprentices from China, and congratulated them on their achievements in their respective positions with a smile, and specially asked Dong Shouyi about his recent physical condition-

This great god came, and Lu Zhuhu had to stand up and applaud: The old gentleman is indeed a bull, although you said that people are just engaged in a shooting game, but as this sport becomes more and more popular, his status will only get higher and higher, not to mention that in later generations, the disciples and grandchildren who are just his coaches are all over the United States. You can say that basketball is an unpopular sport in the world, and there is no way to compare it with football, but after all, basketball is such a young sport, and it is very remarkable to have today's influence.

Lu Zhuhu couldn't help but think that the one who invented basketball was the one in front of him, so who is football? Lu Zhuhu didn't know, so he specifically asked Li Huitang, who systematically sorted out the history of the development of ancient football in China, and Li Huitang said seriously: It's the Yellow Emperor.

Lu Zhuhu: "...... said, "You said that it was Emperor Zhu who banned Keju, but I believe it......

Li Huitang has "evidence": the ancient book "Keju New Book" B.C. said that the inventor of football was the Yellow Emperor, and Liu Xiang's "Beilu" also recorded: Keju was made by the Yellow Emperor, or it was said to have originated in the Warring States period.

Lu Zhuhu: "......" Well, at this time, the Chinese people always took everything the ancients said as a serious thing, which is really innocent and cute......

But if football was really invented by the Yellow Emperor - wouldn't this Mr. Naismith be able to compare himself to the Yellow Emperor in some way? Ha ha......

Thinking in his heart, he has already skillfully operated the mobile phone in his hand and selected the first athlete to appear today-

The first one to come up showed the trump card, and the following note of a photo that is widely used as a meme:

Yao.

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