The drum beat of this music is quite dense and makes your heart beat faster and faster. With the full support of Lu Zhuhu and Mr. Big's funds, the Guoshu Troupe is really getting bigger and bigger, with shaking blue strips of cloth and flashing lights - it is already a bit close to the stage effect and level of the 80s awards party.

Lu Zhuhu glanced at the Führer beside him, and found that Hitler also began to shake his legs and head unconsciously, and for a while he felt that the painting style was a little ghostly, which was a good video material. The Führer asked, "This music is good." ”

It's very emotional, isn't it?

Lu Zhuhu felt that today's head of state was getting closer and closer, and said, "Let you see a smile." ”

Hitler listened to his tone and asked with a smile: "Could it be that you did it again?" ”

Lu Zhuhu sweated, and he was just habitually modest, but he couldn't say that he did it and couldn't say that this song was actually written by the Japanese, so he could only continue to steal the beauty of others - in fact, this kind of Japanese-style fast song was not his dish, and he didn't take this song to the Guoshu Troupe as an alternative, judging from the dense percussion instruments in it, except for the Hua classmate who "recently studied Western percussion instruments", who else always touched things from him to show off......

"Is there a name?"

"It's called 'Lorelei, the goddess of the storm'—" Lu Zhuhu said, and then translated it into English to the other party.

The song was born in the principal's red period, and it is a cover of the song by Hiroaki Serizawa, and Lin Zhenqiang wrote the lyrics. Because of the great success of the previous adaptation of the Japanese songs "Summer Cold Wind" and "Love Trap", Alan Tam launched a new album that took advantage of the hot iron to adapt the works of Hiroaki Serizawa, with a total of 11 songs on one album, and the Japanese accounted for more than half of the works - this is one of the reasons why later generations mocked the Hong Kong music boom and relied entirely on Japanese cover songs. In fact, because of the uneven level of Japanese songs, the level of the album has been lowered, and compared to the three albums that the principal originally debuted, it seems to be quick success, and the proportion of covers in future songs has been greatly reduced, and there is no such thing as "completely eating Japanese leftovers".

Of course, the album is quite average, but this title song "Storm Goddess" is not bad, otherwise it would not have been selected as the theme song of the Dragon Brother and Tiger Brother. Especially in the climax stage, Alan Tam does not stop singing without breathing, which really gives people the feeling of a storm, showing the super singing skills of the principal when he was young.

However, after listening to the title of the song said by Lu Zhuhu, Hitler couldn't help laughing.

Somehow, Lu Zhuhu could only ask what the Führer was laughing at.

"You've also added German elements—" the Führer waved his hand repeatedly, "but you're in the wrong place." ”

German elements?

The second monk Lu Zhuhu was confused, why didn't I see it?

"Isn't Lorelei the banshee of our Rhine?"

“？？” Lu Zhuhu didn't know, so he could only pretend to be stunned and say, "Yes...... That's right. Then he added, "But for her...... Not much is known. Lu Zhuhu continued to be "modest".

"That's right!" Hitler recalls a story he had heard as a child: "Hundreds of years ago, Lorelei, the daughter of the Rhine, lived on a boulder in the middle of the Rhine, and she was a stunning blonde beauty, of the purest and noblest Germanic blood, and of a beautiful singing voice like no other in the world." Whenever she sat on a boulder by the river, combing her blond hair and singing a beautiful ballad, all the boatmen who heard her song fell in love with her at once, and the boatmen forgot to pay attention to the rushing Rhine around them. Downstream of the boulder where she was, there were dangerous whirlpools and sharp stones, and the boatmen who were deeply attracted did not realize this, and as a result, the hull of the ship was smashed and buried at the bottom of the river......" Hitler gave him a brief introduction, and continued to smile: "Lorelei is not a god in charge of the storm, and has nothing to do with the storm, it seems that Lu You still need to learn more about our German culture!" ”

Lu Zhuhu thought to himself: This is all the original "no learning and no skill" of writing words, what does it have to do with me! Of course, I don't know which one is the Storm Goddess, I only know Sylvanas, the Banshee King of the Storm Heroes......

Well, didn't I say I wouldn't play MOBA anymore since I quit DOTA......

Listening to Hitler's inadvertent infatuation with the pure blood of the Germanic people, Lu Zhuhu disagreed in his heart, the nobility of wool, push up You are not the barbarians of the north of Europe...... When my first emperor unified China, you were still enslaved by the Romans, talk about nobility......

You don't say that the Banshee of the Rhine I haven't remembered yet, when the Mongols went west, they didn't fight when they hit the Rhine, saying that this is the "end of the sky", patting their butts and leaving-the legend also says that it was because the Mongols met a banshee in this river and blocked the way, so they stopped, I'm afraid it's what Lorelei is......

According to all legends, there are historical events, maybe you Germans sent a lot of women to comfort you...... What do you talk about good and noble......

Of course, the Mongols didn't keep fighting and unify the whole of Europe because the Batu of the Western Expedition was in a hurry to go back and compete for the throne of the Mongol Great Khan, and as a result, they had been mixing in Eastern Europe, and they couldn't fight, so they could only promote Meng Ge to the throne - and Meng Ge is very familiar with it, Diaoyu City was shot to death by Yang Guo (in fact, the bed crossbow used by the Southern Song Dynasty pierced the heart with an arrow)......

Lu Zhuhu thought wildly, although the female ninja in the audience appeared gorgeously and beautifully, and the actor Fu Nuxia was beautiful and moving, but because of the needs of the plot, she was mercilessly beaten to death with a stick by the male protagonist......

It's true...... Use a stick......

The audience was full of regret, according to the Western point of view, at least the female ninja and the male protagonist have some passion, the Oriental man is too incomprehensible...... Actually, this is not true, the Japanese are very good at this......

Hitler also applauded again and again after the female ninja scene, but he continued to "continue to learn German culture": "I say, if you don't stay in Germany to study and work." ”

Lu Poyu had already thought of Guo Poyu from Meng Ge, Xiangyang, Yang Guo, Guo Xiang, and King Jinlun, and when he heard him say this, he paused for a moment and did not reply.

Staying in Germany?

Doing things for you?

I...... What can be done?

Hitler smiled: "Young man, I like you very much and admire you. Stay in what is now Germany...... There will be a lot to be done later. We will create an incomparably great, magnificent and beautiful cause. He was infinitely proud, and his eyes always shone with an unusual brilliance.

Undertaking? I'm afraid they're all ghosts...... But there are still people in China who do this, and Jiang Ergongzi, the biological son of Dean Dai, participated in the German blitzkrieg on Poland with the German 8th Infantry Division......

But what can I do when I stay?

Join the SS? Hitler Youth? Or the Gestapo?

Lu Zhuhu remembered that he had indeed seen many Asian faces in the Gestapo before.

When Lu Zhuhu was thinking about how to reject him, Hitler looked like he was in a state of mind and signaled him not to make a decision so early: "You think about it for a while, and then give me an answer when the Olympics are over." ”

Lu Zhuhu could only swallow what he wanted to say again.

The stage entered the final climactic stage, and the young man in white broke through several levels in a row, facing the final boss "Yamamoto", and "Yamamoto" came up with a knife, a red tassel gun, and a steel claw, which made the audience gasp. But it's useless to have high martial arts, and under the effect of the plot, it is still inevitable to be the same as the female ninja, who was beaten to death by the male protagonist in the weird and wonderful mirror house scene at the end......

Although one performance is better than the other, no matter how good things are, I am used to seeing too many things, Lu Zhuhu can still remain calm, and the one next to him suddenly jumped up from his seat and applauded vigorously: "underbar!" underbar！ (Wonderful!) Lu Zhuhu saw that it was the German sports minister, who shouted unwillingly, but the head of state on one side was not surprised, he also applauded vigorously, and the audience was also generally enthusiastic, perhaps because of the presence of the head of state today, the atmosphere was even more fanatical, and they asked the athletes of the national art troupe to "return to the arena".

The audience's response was really good, and the athletes of the National Arts Troupe came out to take a curtain call, and in the end, they conformed to public opinion, and the most charming-

The actor, ah no, villain No. 1, Yamamoto's actor Zheng Huaixian came out to perform a piece for the audience - Zheng Huaixian also took out his own housekeeping itself today - the "steel fork" that tossed up and down, Wen Jingming also performed this in the theater, but it must be that Zheng Huaixian's skills are deeper.

In Lu Zhuhu's opinion, what is the difference between this and the old man who works out in the park! But the crooked nuts have seen it more than once in time, and they are still dumbfounded, and they are amazed, and even the capital of the Yuan has a straight eye-making Lu Zhuhu feels that foreigners are really easy to fool.

But Mr. Zheng's martial arts master should still be different from others, not to mention that the steel fork in his hand weighs dozens of pounds......

Originally, the meaning was obtained, but Mr. Zheng's performance was too "magical", and the audience was even more reluctant to let him go.

Somehow, on a whim, the Führer said to the people around him: "Let's go inside!" ”

So together with Lu Zhuhu, Dean Dai, the German Sports Minister and others, they followed Hitler to the backstage of the stage.

Over there, Zheng Huaixian had just managed to get out, and he had just entered the background, and he was a little surprised to see this large group of people coming in. However, the head of state took the lead in congratulating him, congratulating him and the Chinese national martial arts team on the great success of their performance, which was also an eye-opener. Comrade Minister of Sports stared at Zheng Huaixian even more directly, reluctant to let go, staring at the 40-year-old uncle's heart.

Hitler also looked at the backstage of the Guoshu Troupe with great interest, looking at the various props they had performed before, looking serious and pondering. Seeing that the head of state was not paying attention, the Minister of Sports suddenly walked directly to Zheng Huaixian's side and touched him inside and out with his hand - this can make Zheng Huaixian stunned: they all say that gringos are open, but this is too open! Could it be that he wanted to-

But it was not good for so many big people to have a seizure in the presence of such a big man, so he could only endure to touch him.

The Minister of Sports naturally didn't touch anything, took a step back, spread his hand, made a gesture of surprise, still puzzled, gestured, and asked through the translator: "You don't have anything on you, why doesn't the steel fork leave your body?" Zheng Huaixian thought to himself that this is our real ability, how can we teach you foreigners casually, and be reserved and not say anything.

However, the sports minister, who was very interested, was not surprised: "The magic you performed is very beautiful. ”

Zheng Huaixian is a little unhappy now, this is our Chinese national art! How can it be said that it is a trick! Emphasized: "It's martial arts!" ”

"Witchcraft?"

"It's Kung Fu!" Lu Zhuhu relieved the siege and said: "Chinese kung fu! ”

This pronunciation is simpler for foreigners, and the Minister of Sports is very happy, and stretches out his hand to shake hands with Zheng Huaixian-

Lu Zhuhu just became proud of himself as the person who "throws" "Chinese kung fu" into the foreign dictionary, and suddenly feels bad!

He seems to have heard of this joke......

It's too late!

As soon as the German Sports Minister shook hands with Zheng Huaixian, he suddenly went limp and knelt on his feet!

Everyone was shocked, and Lu Zhuhu's face almost turned green......

Damn, you're really a temper......

Zheng Huaixian was originally unhappy with this fat man who "didn't know how to pretend to understand", and heard the international students in Germany say that the Germans are racist and look down on the Chinese, and he has long been indignant, so when shaking hands with the other party, he deliberately used his fingers to press his acupuncture points, and the other party was completely unprepared and fell to the ground instantly!

Everyone hurriedly pulled him up, only to see that this old man's face was pale, his lips trembled, and he said, "He...... He has electricity on his hands! ”

Lu Zhuhu: How did you still get this result......

Zheng Huaixian didn't explain, and was proud of his "little punishment".

Originally, the Führer also planned to shake hands with Zheng Huaixian, but this saw that he hesitated, and the Minister of Sports, who had suffered a loss, also hurriedly dissuaded Hitler from doing it, and the atmosphere was very embarrassing......

"Chinese Kung Fu is really amazing!" The Führer said something with some embarrassment, and in the end he did not "put himself in danger". After meeting with the other "non-electrified" actors, the Führer and his entourage said goodbye to everyone and drove away from the Olympic Village. There were a few Japanese present the whole time, but they didn't pay any attention to them the whole time, and maybe after this night, they also knew what the German attitude was towards them now.

Only Lu Zhuhu also said a few words to Jing Ye, Jing Ye himself looked very indifferent, anyway, he and those war maniacs were not all the way, and he didn't care about the they did.

When everyone left, leaving only the members of the Chinese team, Lu Zhuhu was a little helpless and asked Zheng Huaixian Boss for Mao to let them embarrass in public - in fact, the attitude of the Germans is okay.

Zheng Huaixian disagreed, saying that you don't look at our performances and seem to be very welcome, but in the eyes of these foreigners, they still regard our performances as fun tricks, no different from monkeys in the zoo and acrobatics in the circus - you can see that they always arrange us to perform in places like zoos. I didn't respect us from the bottom of my heart. I showed my hand, and I didn't dare to despise him if he wanted to despise him in the future......

Lu Zhuhu was speechless, and he really didn't know how to refute him. In fact, Zheng Huaixian is right, as long as China is still in this situation, even if you personally feel that you have done a lot of great things, in the eyes of these "developed countries", they still look down on you.

Oh! My great motherland, I want to wait for you to revive to the grand occasion of the Han and Tang Dynasties, I don't know what year and month it will be - Lu Zhuhu estimates that he can still see it, and these athletes are probably half a life.

"Then why don't you just do this to Hitler—"

"I thought so, but he was scared!" Zheng Huaixian said: "Besides, I'm going to do this to him-"

I'm afraid I don't want to leave Germany alive......

I'm not stupid with you, Uncle Zheng......

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