Chapter 223: Gao Laozhuang, I'm Coming!
Feelings: Ao Linger treats her hands as chicken legs!
Aren't men's hands all big pig's trotters?
Throwing away his sister-in-law Ao Ling'er, Long Aotian patted Wukong's sexy little buttocks.
"It's dawn, get up, and get ready to go."
Maiku stretched and stood up, yawning.
Ao Ling'er was still chirping her lips, looking like she had an endless aftertaste.
After moving his body a few times, Wukong pulled his tiger skin clothes, looking a little uncomfortable, and frowned slightly.
"Am I wearing this dress too tight?"
"I think it's pretty good."
Long Aotian looked at Sun Wukong's two little white legs, as well as the exposed fragrant shoulders, and nodded, looking very satisfied.
That's what you want.
Of course, if it weren't for Wukong's good looks and this small figure, he would be completely dressed as a barbarian.
Anyway, it is better to wear it casually on the road to learn scriptures in the west than to go on the road naked.
However, Ao Ling'er next to her pouted, and said unscrupulously: "It's ugly, it's ugly." ”
Long Aotian felt his heart twitch, and a sharp pain came, as if it was about to shatter.
"You don't understand, it's called art. Do you understand art? ”
There are also people who go to the catwalk wrapped in sheets at Paris Fashion Week, and I am at least half a leopard print.
……
Coming out of the meditation room, the sun was shining and I was in a good mood.
Look at the entire Guanyin Temple, it is already a ruin, miserable.
The sins of heaven are forgivable, but the sins of oneself cannot be lived.
One night of romance turned into a night of fire, what a bad fate.
Under the gaze of the infatuated eyes, Long Aotian took the two of them to continue on their way.
While walking, Long Aotian was still thinking, according to the plot of Journey to the West, it should be Gao Laozhuang in front of him.
The main quest of the three dozen Bai Jingjing is still hanging, and all of these that appear in front of me are side quests.
"It seems that we are going to speed up the journey, if I guess correctly, over this hill, there is Gao Laozhuang in front of me."
"Master, how do you know? Have you been here before? Sun Wukong asked.
Long Aotian smiled and said nothing.
The electronic icon in the upper left corner of the screen is displayed, and in front of it is Gao Laozhuang.
Sure enough, over the hill, a small town appeared in front of me.
I haven't seen a village in the main quest for a long time, and Long Aotian is also very excited. Of course, the main thing is that you can still accept the eight precepts. Thinking about the time when he was in Heaven, he slapped Chang'e's buttocks, causing Marshal Tianpeng to be thrown into the pigsty, thinking about it, I was really sorry for him.
As long as you follow the teacher this time, you will be guaranteed to eat, drink and entertain, and you will choose the beautiful fairies and goblins on the way to the west.
The town is full of people, so it's not lively.
There is a tall archway at the entrance of the village, red lacquer gold characters, three big characters of Gao Laozhuang dragon flying phoenix dance, very domineering.
Walking on the streets, Wukong and Ao Ling'er were also excited, they rarely came to the small town in the world, and everything seemed so fresh.
"Brother-in-law, I'm going to eat that red one, one skewered after another." Ao Linger pointed to the sugar gourd and said.
"Brother-in-law, I'm going to eat this, it smells so good." Ao Ling'er looked at the braised pork on the stall and drooled.
"Brother-in-law, that one looks fun." Ao Linger couldn't walk when she saw the toy seller.
……
Shall we go to the West to learn from the scriptures? I'm not here to take you out on a tour!
Seeing Ao Ling'er's pitiful and super kawaii look, Long Aotian's heart sprouted.
Buy!
Buy, buy, buy!
Your brother-in-law is rich!
Wukong was also stained with Ao Ling'er's light, nibbling on apples and sugar gourds, looking like he had never seen the world.
The three masters and apprentices suddenly became the focus of attention of the entire street, after all, this combination is really too strange.
"Wow, that monk is so handsome, so handsome. I wanted to touch his bald head, but my legs couldn't close. ”
"That girl is also very handsome, she is simply my dream girl."
"That little doll is so cute, if only I could be my daughter."
……
A very handsome and handsome bald monk, a beautiful girl with a tiger skin vest miniskirt, and a super kawaii little sister by her side, no matter where she goes, she will attract countless attention.
In fact, before entering Gao Laozhuang, Long Aotian let Sun Wukong transform into a human form, so as not to cause panic and be said to be a monster.
There is also Ao Ling'er, who also retracted the two horns on his head.
Wukong and Ao Ling'er transformed into human form, Ao Ling'er is nothing, but that Wukong.
It's so seductive!
Especially the young men on the street, when they saw the dancing sky, their eyes lit green.
Long Aotian looked at those guys with disdain, have they ever seen a bikini and a black and white miniskirt, and this is what hooked your soul? I really don't have any concentration at all.
As he thought, he rubbed his nose and tried not to let his nosebleed out.
Amitabha, color is emptiness, and emptiness is color.
……
Now is not the time to play, do the task first, and then take the eight precepts.
Long Aotian asked an NPC guy passing by about the residence of Gao Taigong and Miss Gao, and only then could he meet Bajie.
The young man looked at Long Aotian with a surprised expression, "Master, do you also want to participate in Miss Gao's martial arts competition?" ”
"What kind of martial arts competition?" Long Aotian looked confused.
"Miss Gao's martial arts competition, don't you know?"
Long Aotian shook his head, "I came from the Eastern Earth Tang Dynasty and never knew about it. ”
"I see, Master, you don't know anything. Recently, a pig demon appeared in Gao Laozhuang, but I didn't expect it to be a flower thief. Many young girls and young women have been brutally murdered, which has caused panic in people's hearts. Master, that beautiful girl next to you should be careful, don't be taken away by that pig demon and ruined. ”
When Sun Wukong heard this, he snorted coldly and spit out a few kernels in his mouth. "I'm the Monkey King, I'm afraid that a pig demon won't be successful? ……”
Long Aotian hurriedly covered her mouth, lest she be allowed to say any more.
"By the way, since the pig demon is making trouble, what's the matter with the competition to recruit relatives?"
"Three days ago, the bold pig demon peeked at Miss Gao's beauty, and actually left a note in the house, saying that he would come to marry Miss Gao in person three days later. Miss Gao swore to die, so she made this decision, conducted a martial arts competition, and sought a master to deal with the pig demon. The ring of the martial arts competition is on the high mansion, is the master also moved his heart...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Looking at the young man's old driver's smile, Long Aotian scolded.
"Vulgar! It's so vulgar! Lao Tzu is an upright and pure monk, how can he do that kind of thing that is inferior to a beast and goes against the Buddha?! After reprimanding the young man, Long Aotian grabbed another old man who passed by, "Anyway, where is the Gao Mansion?" So what does Miss Gao look like? How old is Fang? ”
Next to him, Sun Wukong and Ao Ling'er looked at him with contemptuous eyes.