Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Down-and-Out Genius

Coming back to his senses from his memories, Zhang Yang took a sip of warm water, got up, and said to Chen Dong: "That's basically it." ”

Chen Dong grabbed the bottleneck of the wine bottle and looked confused: "That's basically it?" ”

He grunted the beer dry, let out a sigh of relief, recalled it carefully, and said angrily: "You didn't say anything, what's the matter with your baby?" ”

Zhang Yang looked at his watch, took a sip of the warm water in the water cup, and smiled: "No, oh yes, I still have some things, let's talk about it next time?" ”

"What is so important? Yes? Can it be more important than drinking? Chen Dong slapped the table: "It's still not a brother!" We have been friends for 25 years, and when you were a child, you didn't have pants to wear, and I gave them to you! Say! ”

Zhang Yang groaned, opened his mouth, and said, "It's about demolition, next time?" ”

"Demolition! Move? Chen Dong yelled, as if he was afraid that no one would know: "Okay, you! Such a big thing, I don't know until now? Or not brothers? Yes? Go, go, go! We'll talk about it another day! ”

"Drink less, you think your liver is iron?" Zhang Yang looked at Chen Dong funny: "I still remember what I said when I was a child, as long as I am developed, my brothers are indispensable, Brother Chen, don't worry." ”

"It's just a long time, it's really developed, let's take care of my younger siblings! Yes! Developed or something, don't say more, say more about not brothers! Chen Dong glanced at him and opened another bottle of white one: "Alas, you are one or two, the object of the object, the one who is married, no, the brother who drinks and talks together, there is one less!" ”

"Ha, drink less, my sister-in-law won't talk about you in the future." Zhang Yang smiled, put on his coat, took the mobile phone from the table, and pressed the voice button on WeChat: "I'll go back immediately, well, don't worry, mua!" ”

A wine bottle fell to the ground, and Chen Dong was annoyed and angry: "Shame is not ashamed, ah?" Show affection in broad daylight! You're not afraid of being struck by lightning! Come on! ”

After Chen Dong finished speaking, he muttered in a low voice: "Others can play any game online dating, why can I fight with others as soon as I play a game?" ”

Zhang Yang turned his head to a bright smile, and then recalled.

When I met the monk who used repair to generate electricity to make electrical appliances, I just remembered the beginning of the long river.

At that time, it didn't take long for Zhang Yang and Ji Mengyao to find the monk of Tianji Peak.

He was recognizable in a patched monk's robe.

When the two of them found him, the gray-haired, unkempt, unkempt, and very poor monk was holding an iron box with a cylindrical and a strange thing with a pacifier-like lid on it, and he took a puff, spit out a large cloud of smoke, and smacked his lips: "No, the concentration is still a bit high, adjust it again." ”

The monk, who was covered in patches, took out a bottle of dark green grease and mixed it with another bottle of pink grease, took a small wooden stick like a toothpick and stirred it, removed the cylinder that resembled a pacifier, twisted it a few times, and dismantled the thing into five parts, revealing the thumb-sized container inside, poured the grease into it, and spliced it back together, and crossed a stream of cultivation into the iron box in his hand, and inhaled at the same time.

"Hoo β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”!" The monks were surrounded by clouds and mist, like immortals!

"That's about it this time." The monk nodded in satisfaction, stood up, and continued to enter the cultivation, and another puff of thick smoke came out.

Zhang Yang pondered for a moment, isn't this a hookah or something?

"Wizard!" Seeing a swirling cloud gradually moving away, Zhang Yang hurriedly shouted: "Wizard, please stay!" ”

But apparently this title is not recognized, and the swirling clouds are still going farther away.

Zhang Yang pondered for a while, and had to change his words: "Fellow Daoists, please stay!" ”

The mist paused and walked faster.

Zhang Yang had no choice but to shout viciously: "The one in front of you who is covered in patches, stop!" It's the one who just exchanged the light bulb for the elixir! ”

When the monk heard this, he actually ran wildly, and shouted in his mouth: "Why should I return the elixir I exchanged for my hard work to you!" If you kill me, I won't give it back to you!" ”

The Patch Monk disappeared in an instant!

Zhang Yang: Stunned!

Immediately Zhang Yang shouted: "Stopβ€”β€”! Two bottles, your stuff is worth two bottles! ”

Brush!

In the mist, the Patch Monk ran back in an instant, with a look of surprise: "Really? My stuff, you approve of my stuff? ”

He threw away the iron box, grabbed Zhang Yang's shoulder and shook it, crying and laughing: "Great, great!" ”

Zhang Yang silently took out the light bulb and said, "Do you still dabble in this kind of similar thing?" ”

"No contribution value! A lot of ideas don't come to fruition! The patch monk regarded Zhang Yang as a confidant for only a moment, and almost poured out excitedly: "For example, my latest achievement. ”

He picked up the iron box and uncovered the panel, revealing the two cylinders inside: "I found that after the transformation of cultivation, it can be directly transformed into thunder and lightning, so I used the thunder spirit wood to hollow out, supplemented by the useless thunder spirit stone remnants that I asked from the peak master, and made a very gentle thunder and lightning that has been stored and transformed, which I call thunder energy." It's a pity that I am too poor and have no contribution value, so I can only do two. The function can only be made into such a 'cloud transformer', and then I felt useless, so I changed it and used it to smoke this. ”

He took out the dark green grease and pink grease from before: "This is the ointment that has been prepared and blended, I didn't have the contribution value to buy medicinal materials, so I had to squeeze out some of the spirit grass and juice I collected, squeeze it to make this medicinal oil, mix it with resin, mix it into such oil, and use it as a pill through this 'cloud transformer'." ”

"This, little brother, if you can see it, these two bottles of medicinal oil, as well as these two thunder energy pillars, this and all, can it be counted as 1 contribution value? Please! The Patch Monk asked Zhang Yang with a nervous expression.

Zhang Yang looked at his whole body and glanced at Ji Mengyao carefully.

Ji Mengyao nodded and didn't say anything.

Zhang Yang slapped the task token on his hand: "If you don't dislike it, if you have my Zhang Yang's, you will have yours!" ”

"Ten! 150,000 !! The patch monk froze, his eyes slowly rolled white, and with a grunt, Le fainted.

borrowed Yichen's house nearby, Zhang Yang looked at the patch monk lying on the bed, and was explaining to Ji Mengyao.

"I don't listen!" Ji Mengyao was getting angry.

Zhang Yang scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and tried his best to explain: "His ability has infinite possibilities!" Aren't I sorry for my talents! ”

"I don't care!" Ji Mengyao glanced at Zhang Yang.

Zhang Yang was anxious and didn't know what to say, and finally inhaled: "If you can subdue him, you will dominate tens of millions!" ”

"What's the business with me!" Ji Mengyao didn't even look at him.

Zhang Yang came back to his senses, looked at the task card, and suddenly said, "Mengyao......"

Zhang Yang said with goosebumps all over his body.

Mainly, the patch monk that Zhang Yang showed was too important.

In the end, Zhang Yang was categorical: "Except for you, no one in this world is important!" ”

Value β€”β€”! With a loud roar, the Patch Friar woke up and cried and laughed and shouted, "Don't say 150,000! As long as you agree with me, 1 contribution value will be followed by my wings and nine energy! ”

The Patch Monk sat up and looked at the environment, dazed.

Zhang Yang patted his thigh and said with a smile: "Okay!" Change this outfit, and you will be in my place from now on! ”

Zhang Yang took out a set of brand-new monk's clothes from the gold coin store, and walked out of the house with Ji Mengyao talking and laughing.