The last one.

Qi Dongqiang posted a long list of invitation videos.

All of them were rejected by his girlfriend.

And then.

Lily: "Don't worry, I'm just helping him." ”

Qi Dongqiang: "Okay, come back early, don't be tired!" ”

After reading these Qi Dongqiang's >, not only Chen Mo was full of black question marks.

The sailors were all thundered!

"Nima! The best licking dog!! ”

"Lick the dog and lick it until there is nothing left!"

"Everyone is going to break up with you, so you should quickly agree! It's also for your own good! ”

"This little brother reminds me of a sentence: Don't use you to suck other people's JJ's mouths, come and kiss me!"

"Upstairs, but classmate Qi doesn't have the backbone to say such things."

"Bring Lao Tzu's Qinglong Yanyue Knife, I want to peel apples for Xiu'er to eat!"

Qi Dongqiang: "Hanging king, you say, what should I do?"

This is the case. ”

Chen Mo wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then said:

"Classmate, don't worry!

Let me calm down!

Your story...... It's too tortuous...... I'm a little confused......"

After a long time, Chen Mo continued:

"Well, I'll tell you a story."

"It's a lei! Hang the king's soul poisonous chicken soup time! ”

"I have a hunch that Qi Dongqiang is going to be scolded!"

"Melon seeds and peanuts are ready!"

"The KFC family bucket is ready! Wait! ”

"Hang the king, hurry up and scare this Qi Dongqiang! I can't stand it!

It's a shame for us men! ”

Chen Mo: "A bitter person who can't let go of his heart for a long time has dumped his boyfriend and came to find a Zen master.

The Zen master handed him a cup of water and poured hot water into it until it overflowed.

The sufferer let go of his hand as soon as he was burned.

The water cup fell to the ground and broke.

The Zen master said, 'Actually, there is nothing in this world that cannot be let go;

When it hurts, you will naturally let go. ’

”

Qi Dongqiang said thoughtfully:

"You mean, I haven't hurt to that extent.

That's why you can't put it down? ”

"It's weird, this time the hanging king actually poured real chicken soup!"

"It's not like the style of hanging kings!"

"This isn't the hanging king I know!"

"You actually want Qi Dongqiang to put it down?"

"According to my understanding of the hanging king, the previous hanging king should have been Qi Dongqiang, who had nothing to say!"

Chen Mo ignored Qi Dongqiang and Shuiyou and continued:

"The bitter one said, 'Can I change the cup?'

The Zen master smiled and said, "Yes." ’

The Zen master poured water into the cup again, and the water overflowed, but this time the sufferer did not let go.

The Zen master asked, 'Isn't it hot?' ’

The bitter man nodded and said bitterly: 'Hot! ’

The Zen master then asked, 'Why don't you let go?' ’

The bitter man said, 'She gave her this cup.' ’

The Zen master looked back and sighed:

'It's awesome to lick a dog!! ’”

Qi Dongqiang: "??? ”

"Hahaha......"

"I knew that!! I knew it was going to be like this!! ”

"Cool !! It's so cool!! ”

"Be a licking dog, let alone a Zen master, even Jesus can't save you!"

"Feelings, she gave a thermos cup!"

"I think it's an airplane cup ......"

"Now, the most important thing is to be happy!"

"Looks like the water isn't hot enough!"

"Lick the dog to the end...... The whole nine yards! ”

"When did infatuation become a licking dog? Or be ridiculed by a group of selfish and self-centered people in love?

Compared with people who are hurt by love, people who are afraid of being hurt from beginning to end and have never paid their sincerity are the saddest! ”

Chen Mo didn't care about the barrage, but said to Qi Dongqiang with a fierce attitude:

"Iron!

You're a bit of a backbone!

A man, licked like this?

Everyone else's women are green to your face.

Why do you want to keep licking?

If it's a gentleman, call that Bichi out to confront the gong and drum in front of him!

Then let all her friends know about it!

Aren't you the green me?

Those who dare to be green Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not be able to let you live comfortably!!

Can?

Just tell me if you can?! ”

Chen Mo's words carried the bonus of the "sound immersion" skill.

What made Qi Dongqiang listen was enthusiastic.

It seems that he has been slapping his girlfriend Lily's face hard!

Cool mess!

I recall my dog licking behavior.

It's a shame!

Qi Dongqiang gritted his teeth and said:

"Can !!"

Chen Mo: "Be louder!! Lao Tzu can't hear !!

Can?!!! ”

Qi Dongqiang: "Can !!! ”

Chen Mo: "Louder!!!

Can you do it to let the people who green you, be punished?! ”

Qi Dongqiang: "Can !!!! I can!!! I can!!! I can!!!! ”

"!!"

"Hang the king, your voice is poisonous! I didn't want to slap my girlfriend in the face even if I was still young! ”

"I'm also excited when I hear it! I can't wait to break up with my girlfriend right away! ”

"I've broken up with my girlfriend! Dumped her in the face and scolded her! Refreshing!!! ”

"Poisonous! It's just poisonous! ”

"After listening to the words of the hanging king, I seem to feel that my boyfriend has greened me.

My boyfriend, who was sleeping next to me, was called up by me and beaten hard. ”

“……”

Chen Mo didn't know.

His wave of operations has caused many men and women to break up for no reason.

Soon.

The next sailor connection was successful.

"Hello Hangwang, my name is Yang Zhi, you can call me Xiao Yang."

Yang Zhidao.

Chen Mo said softly: "Hello Xiao Yang, are you also here to connect the microphone for emotional problems?" ”

Yang Zhi shook his head and said, "This is not true. ”

Chen Mo: "Then what are your worries?" ”

Yang Zhi: "Actually, I've always had a shortcoming.

It's just that it's too easy to give up.

For example, to lose weight, I only went to the gym for two days, and I didn't want to go on the third day.

I'm so tired!

And you have to eat grass-like food!

It's not as cool as hot pot and skewers.

And reading, I was scheduled to read for at least an hour a day.

As a result, every time I have time, I either play the king or brush up on Tik Tok.

I would rather read Weibo and Taobao than even read in a daze.

I signed up for a swimming class before, went once, was troublesome, and gave up.

Chasing a girl for three days, I felt so ashamed that I was like a licking dog.

Give up decisively!

And ......"

All the same things are listed.

Chen Mo was dumbfounded.

Your sister's!

Is it so easy to give up?

Long.

Yang Zhi finally finished talking about his experience, and then said:

"Hang Wang, do you think I can still be saved?"

Chen Mo sighed:

"It's hard to hold on, it's cool, it's easy to give up."

Yang Zhi nodded and said, "Yes, I know." ”

"I admire those who can persevere and do one thing all year round! For example, reading, such as fitness. ”

"Who wouldn't say! I also gave up easily, such as learning English and math. ”

"Hey...... I want to be cooler, too! ”

However, Chen Mo's next sentence made everyone speechless.