Chapter 147: Bronze Realm! Masturbator Level 3!
At this time, when the ghost and Ergou heard the words "report" and "banned", they also surrounded them.
"The boss did this beautifully, we should report this at the beginning!" Tatsuki said with a look of relief.
"Hahaha, the hanger is still pretending to be with Lao Tzu there, saying 'what to do if the report is useful'.
Now that we've really reported it, let's see if he can't pretend! Ergou laughed.
"Hey, listen to me first......"
These people are talking to themselves here, and they don't give cold night a chance to explain at all.
"Brothers, go out to eat today, I'm in for a treat! Not for anything else, just for us to successfully eliminate harm for the people, so that the king will be titled! Traceless waved his hand and said proudly.
"Brother Trace is mighty, the hot pot is up!" Tatsu Ghost Road.
"Good drop, Chongqing hot pot go! Don't eat mandarin duck pot today! Ergou also said.
"How many of you listen to Lao Tzu!!!"
The speechless cold night finally broke out, and he roared at the three of them.
Wuxian turned his head, looked at Han Ye, patted Han Ye's shoulder with a smile and said, "Anla, coach, I can't forget you when I eat hot pot!"
Let's go, I'm in for a treat! ”
"Please, chicken feathers, please! Tianmei didn't seal the king at all! "The cold night helplessly faced the three second cargo roads.
"What? Not banned? Traceless was stunned, "How is this possible!" Didn't you send the video to the person in charge of TiMi? ”
"I sent it, but it didn't work. Everyone has said that even the technicians at Tencent's headquarters can't get rid of the hanging king.
Let you meet him in the future, and consider yourself unlucky. "Cold Night.
"What...... What the? Think you're unlucky? ”
Traceless listens to the whole person is stupid!
What's the situation?
Tianmei can't seal the hanging king?
Can't help Daddy Penguin with him?
Doesn't this mean that he connived at the hanging king and abused people casually!
Why is this okay?
The three people who were still excited and gloating were all depressed at this time, as if they had been wheeled by ten big men.
After a long time, Chen Ghost said bitterly: "I'm afraid that this hanging king is the child of a big man, the game company can't afford to offend, let's not touch people's moldy heads." ”
The training camp of the Immortal Pavilion was silent for a while, and after the cold night left, only the three of them were left without a trace, Chen Ghost and Ergou looking at each other and smiling bitterly.
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On the other side, after Chen Mo won the battle against AS Immortal Pavilion, the time was already late at night.
I wanted to play two more, but Chen Mo found that the matching time displayed by the system alone exceeded 20 minutes.
If you really match it, you may not be able to match someone for half an hour.
Chen Mo muttered helplessly: "Is it the so-called high place that is not cold?"
I can't even match people. ”
Once upon a time, Chen Mo, who couldn't even play Daji, was now able to dominate the high-end game of fifty or sixty stars of the Glory King.
After sighing for a while, Chen Mo said into the microphone: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not early today, and I didn't want to broadcast it originally, but it's so late, and there are few high-star players online, so I really can't match anyone."
Let's follow the usual and tell a joke to broadcast it, okay? ”
"No problem!"
"Actually...... I don't like to watch live games, I like to listen to the king tell jokes. ”
"I point to the joke of hanging the king every day!"
"Hang Wang, can you tell a long story this time like last time?"
Chen Mo thought about it carefully and said: "I have been playing the king for more than half a year, and I have been playing man-machine.
One day, my cousin came to my house to play Glory of Kings, so I said to him very proudly: 'I'm now doing super gods in simple man-machine skills, awesome!' ’
My cousin smiled and asked, 'What rank are you now?' ’
What rank?
I'm confused!
What is a rank? Is it a grade?
So I said, 'I'm at full level 30!' Awesome! ’
My cousin laughed proudly: "I don't even know what the rank is, and I'm still pretending to be awesome!"
Let me tell you, rank is not the criterion for evaluating strength in the glory of kings, the rank is, and the streets are full of full level!
I was shocked!
Immediately lit a cigarette for my cousin, opened a bottle of Nongfu Spring, and looked like he was asking for advice.
The cousin swallowed the clouds and spit out a few mouthfuls of mist, and said leisurely: "A person like you who is an emperor can only be regarded as an entry-level person, and only when you enter the rank realm and enter the bronze realm can you be regarded as a real masturbator!"
And the bronze field is subdivided into three levels, the third level is the secondary, and the first level is the strongest!
Only by becoming a masturbator can you be considered a qualified summoner. ’”
“2333333!”
"Laugh at two rookies pecking each other!"
"This cousin can pretend to be as good as the king!"
"Puff~~~~ Rank Boundary, Bronze Realm, Masturbator...... Hang the king, you can see more than the sky! ”
"Keep talking, I'm going to listen to my cousin pretending!"
Chen Mo cleared his throat, drank a sip of water, and continued with a spitting star: "
It dawned on me.
It turns out that Lao Tzu is not a qualified summoner!
'Cousin, what level are you?' I asked.
When my cousin heard this, he showed a proud expression, spit out a smoke ring, and pretended to be bland and said, "Bronze third-level masturbator." ’
When I heard it, I was shocked.
Because I have been playing for half a year, the simple man-machine has only achieved the super god in the last few days, and in the eyes of my cousin at that time, I was just getting started!
Seeing my reaction, my cousin was very satisfied, took a puff of his cigarette, and continued, "If the summoner of the bronze realm is considered a master, then entering the silver realm is considered a strong one!"
And the silver powerhouse has another title: masturbator!
Nine out of ten masturbators can only sigh in the bronze realm for the rest of their lives, and they can't cross the barrier of the silver realm.
I was shocked!
He couldn't wait to ask, 'Is there anything stronger above the silver realm?' ’
My cousin's face turned pale, and he glanced at me a little white, and said fiercely: "A strong person of that level is not something you should inquire about!" ’
I hurriedly took out my treasured Marlboro cigarettes and handed them over, and said with a smile: "Cousin, this kind of thing, God knows that you know and I know, and I will never say it to the second person!"
Please, can you just tell me? ’
My cousin hesitated for a long time, but finally put my Marlboro cigarette in his pocket, sighed and said, "Silently, it seems that you don't know today that you can't do it, my cousin can tell you, but I hope that if anything happens in the future, you don't blame your cousin." ’
'Mmmm, cousin, I know the rules. ’
My cousin put the Marlboro cigarette in his mouth, and I lit it for him with great interest, and let him swallow the clouds for a while.
I saw my cousin say with an obsessive expression: "Above the silver realm, that is the legendary existence!" ’
When I heard this, I was even more anxious!
What kind of being is that? How much more powerful than me, the machine emperor? ’”