Chapter 490: It's even better than Wan Wan
"That's right, that's right!" Huo'er immediately put on an expression like a confidant, and sighed: "You can even guess the name of that ugly girl, Brother Lingyun, it can be seen that she is indeed ugly to the point of breaking through the sky, becoming a household name, and everyone knows." Brother Lingyun, think about it, just such a woman actually put on a posture of wanting to seduce me, do you know how scared I was at that time? ”
Ling Yun was very suspicious in his heart, but after all, he had never been to the world of Datang Shuanglong, maybe Wan Wan in this world was an ugly girl with a strange appearance. In order to further confirm, Ling Yun couldn't help but open his mouth here and said tentatively: "Huo'er, tell me the truth, that Wanwan, is she really ugly?" ”
"Ugly!" Huo'er changed to a palpitating expression at this time, and continued: "Her face, arms, legs, and feet...... Brother Lingyun, I'll just tell you that. In addition to her long hair, there is not even a single hair on her body that can be seen up and down! If I am given something by such a female creature, I will not be able to live for the rest of my life? ”
Nima ...... The reason why you said that Wanwan is ugly is because she doesn't have the same hair as you?
The aesthetic standards of monkeys are really completely different from those of humans.
Do you know how many fans of Datang have, if they can be given by Wan Wan once, even if they reduce their life expectancy by ten years, they are willing?
Of course, Ling Yun didn't believe that Wan Wan really had such a heavy taste and would be interested in a monkey. It is one of the usual tricks to use beauty to achieve the goal, but it is absolutely impossible to say that it is real. Wan Wan is definitely the kind of woman who seems to be easy to get started on the surface, but until twelve years after the story is resolved, there is still a woman who guards the palace sand on her arm.
Neglected the Morinomiya sand...... Er, it was to ignore the aesthetic differences between the apes, but he listened to Huo'er continue: "Fortunately, Shuanglong appeared in time at that time, and the three of us together directly injured her. Who knew that he beat the small one, but provoked the old one, Wan Wan's master is a man named Zhu Yuyan, that look...... It's even more stumbling than Wan Wan! ”
It's more stumbling than Wanwan......
It's still stumbling......
Still stumbling......
What about stumbling......
This......
Hearing Huo'er's description, Ling Yun was completely speechless. It seems that cross-species communication can sometimes become extremely difficult.
But fortunately, neither Ling Yun nor Huo'er are in the mood to continue to be entangled in the aesthetic issues of the opposite sex. Immediately, Huo'er told about the experience of the mission after that......
Hear Huo'er talk about those thrilling, tragic adventures. Ling Yun was speechless again.
Can you imagine how beautiful the picture of a guy who is not inferior in strength and the three major values is being chased and killed by Bi Xuan's two apprentices?
Can you imagine Huo'er's strength, narrowly escaped under the siege of a few second-rate masters, and only hated his father and mother for missing two legs?
Can you imagine......
Well, without mentioning these shameful deeds. Fortunately, at critical moments, this little monkey occasionally has some unexpected performances.
For example, when Ssangyong was in a desperate situation, it suddenly erupted and severely injured the four holy monks.
For another example, when Ssangyong was in a desperate situation again, Huo'er broke out again and killed Bi Xuan's younger brother Dunyugu.
Also, after the decisive battle of Xuanwu Gate, he went to the grassland with Shuanglong to run errands, and was besieged by the 5,000 Golden Wolf Army, and finally relied on the outbreak of Huo'er to kill Wuzun Bi Xuan. However, the consequence was that the five thousand Golden Wolf Army went completely crazy, and Huo'er fought with Shuanglong for three days and three nights before the Golden Wolf Army escaped safely after killing more than half of them.
After that, Shuanglong returned to the Central Plains, and Huo'er returned to the Heavens Office.
After listening to Huo'er tell what happened to him in the Datang world, Ling Yun also had a clearer understanding of this little monkey's temperament.
There is only one reason why Huo'er is so difficult and miserable in the Datang world.
Cowardly, cowardly!
For another person, even if he sent the Great Snake Pill over, although that guy had no internal strength, he couldn't use chakra in the martial arts plane, and his strength was almost abolished by more than ninety percent. But Ling Yun can guarantee that as long as he is not unlucky and is pinched to death by some master as soon as he enters, once he is familiar with the power system of the martial arts plane, with the advantage of understanding the plot, he can definitely play until he flies.
Looking at Huo'er again, it is simply with the invincible strength of the world, and all kinds of bullying. The realm of this cowardice is simply fresh and refined.
But fortunately, although this little guy is cowardly, he has not yet coaxed to the point of incorrigibility.
At least when a companion is in danger, he can still break out. At least judging from Huo'er's description, every time he and Ssangyong's combination encountered a truly desperate situation, he could still explode. And the outbreak is also more and more fierce every time, which can also be seen in terms of potential.
Overall, it's still worth cultivating.
At this time, Ling Yun's gaze suddenly fell on the heavyweight spear that Huo'er was still holding tightly in his hand, and he couldn't help but laugh and said, "You've all returned to the Heavens Office, why are you still holding this spear?" In your own home, are you still afraid that you will lose it? ”
"I'm scared......" Huo'er said with a bitter face: "The Datang world is too dangerous, so I sleep every day with fear, and now that the weapon is not around, I feel that the whole monkey is not good, and I have no sense of security at all." Gotta hold the spear, I'm sleeping. ”
This little guy, could it be that he was scared out of the psychological shadow by the Datang world?
Looks like it's very likely!
No way! Psychological problems must be adjusted quickly, otherwise there will be endless troubles.
Thinking of this, Ling Yun immediately spoke: "Huo'er, next, I have another task to hand over to you. ”
"Coming back?" Huo'er immediately cried, snot and tears flowed together, and hurriedly begged: "Please, your Lingyun boss, don't do this, let me follow you in the future, and then go to two tasks alone, I really can't stand it." ”
"Don't talk nonsense. Hear me out! Ling Yun's eyes immediately widened, and he said solemnly: "Next, I will give you seven days, during these seven days, you will stay in your own private space, what is fun, what is delicious to eat, how you want to live, how you want to live." How comfortable how to come, don't think about other things. After seven days, the training starts again. ”
As soon as he heard the "task" in Ling Yun's mouth, it turned out to be a holiday for himself, Huo'er suddenly put his mind at ease and scratched his cheeks with a smile.
Seeing this, Ling Yun scolded with a smile, and then waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and go back to take a bath, and then go where it is cool and play, hurry up!" ”
"Yes!" Fire, carrying his spear, disappeared into the mission hall.
As soon as Ling Yun waved his hand, the remaining blood stains on the ground and table were immediately cleaned up. Then, Ling Yun couldn't help but start thinking about the matter of the Great Snake Pill again, it seemed that Uncle Snake's trial task was really difficult to arrange.
Ling Yun wasn't afraid that there would be any danger after he entered, and there was absolutely no need for Ling Yun to worry about this aspect of the small strength of this thing. But the problem is, if you don't watch from the sidelines, who can guarantee that he won't take the protagonist of the plot directly!?