Chapter 759: Swelling!? (3rd Update)
Mo Xie sat on the chair and drank slowly, not in a hurry at all, he had been pouring Wei Xu wine - this guy quickly got drunk and let Ma Jun come out!
And Zhang Lin was in a hurry to find something in the room!
But!
He searched for a long time, but he couldn't find a better couplet just now, and basically used everything he could use, and he was so anxious that his head was sweating!
And at this time!
Master Liu, who had not spoken all this time, suddenly stood up, with a five-point beating on his face, and said to Mo Ye with five points of appreciation:
"Youjiashu is drunk, Mu Jiahang is sleeping, the little child is holding the wine altar and paralyzing the wooden bench, I don't know if he is drunk or sleeping!"
"Oh! Interesting! Mo Xie looked at the wine glass in his hand, and suddenly laughed, this old man is interesting!
This Shanglian not only said his current demeanor and movements, but also alluded to his wild words by borrowing wine, which meant that he quickly found a staircase to go down, or directly pretended to be asleep!
It's easy to get down the stairs, but it also means he's thrown in the towel!
Will he throw in the towel?
If these people didn't mess with him before, forget it!
Now that you've messed with him, think about it and let him find the steps down?
Finished!
Today, he is going crazy with wine, who can stand him?
"The moon plus half is fat, the moon plus is swollen, Master Liu straightens up his big belly and stands in the middle, I don't know if it's fat or swollen?"
While drinking, Mo Ye stretched out his right hand and snapped his fingers, slightly nodded Master Liu's slightly bulging general's belly, and said with a smile!
Master Liu's face sank - I don't know what to do, he was kind enough to give this arrogant kid down the stairs in his love for talent, but he didn't expect this kid to turn around and say that he was arrogant? Say he's inflated?
Is he inflated?
Or does this kid really think that he will only have this kind of unqualified couplet?
He snorted coldly in his heart, and the competitive heart that had been silent for many years was beating again!
He had to see who was inflated and who was arrogant today!
He has been in the literary world for so many years, but he has never been afraid of anyone!
Everyone looked at Master Liu's serious look, and their faces changed, Master Liu actually became serious?
My God, although this young man has gone a little too far, but he can make Master Liu serious, doesn't it also mean that Master Liu acknowledges his strength?
I didn't expect this person to even be impressed by Master Liu, there are very few such characters in the K1 area, let alone such a young person!
"The couplet is Little Doyle after all! You and I take this forest as the theme, how about writing a poem? Master Liu's voice was high, and he looked at Mo Ye with his head held high!
"Sprinkle the water!" Mo Ye continued to drink, and said indifferently!
The two of them didn't care, but Zhang Lin's face changed!
What do you mean?
Subject to me?
Isn't this a poem to rebuke me?
The others also heard the meaning of the two and chuckled!
"It seems that this Lin is going to be famous! Master Liu personally wrote a poem to scold him! ”
"Not easy! It's not easy, it's also an alternative way to become famous! ”
"It seems that Master Liu is also quite ashamed of Zhang Lin!"
“……”
"Master Liu! I! Zhang Lin hurriedly opened his mouth to say something!
"Shut up!" Master Liu didn't give Zhang Lin a chance to speak at all!
Although he hated this Zhang Lin very much, he didn't use him as the subject completely to insult Zhang Lin!
It's because the scolding poems, although unbearable, are the easiest way to test a person's skills!
Because only a poem that does not spit out a dirty word, but can scold people to the fullest is a good poem!
And except for the scolding poems, all other poems require a long time of deliberation to decide!
They don't have that much time to scrutinize the verses now!
Anyway, this Zhang Lin is contemptuous enough, so just scold him!
And scolding him is to defend him, after all, if the two of them write poems and scold Zhang Lin now, then the impact of the song "The Garden is Not Worth It" will not be so great!
Otherwise, Zhang Lin would have ended up ruined!
"Who's coming first?" Mo Xie said lightly!
Of course, he could see Master Liu's thoughts, but did he need to use the song "It's Not Worth Visiting the Garden" to ruin Zhang Lin's reputation?
Not at all!
Because, he can directly scold him to death!
You must know that the couplet just now was passively scolding him, but now it is actively scolding him!
"I'll go first!" Master Liu frowned and thought for a moment!
"The little peep stream terrorizes day and night, swallowing the mouth of the mountain and river."
"Boredom has no courage and no strength, and energy is weak and not heroes."
As soon as Master Liu's poems came out, everyone thought about it!
"Although the verses are not so exquisite, they are already good sentences considering the time!"
"This poem is saying that Zhang Lin is short-sighted and has no brain!"
"That's not right! Wrong! Suddenly, a scholar said loudly: "This poem is a hidden poem!" ”
"Huh! Really! The crowd was amazed, and they found out!
"Master Liu is really a master, it is not easy to write poems in such a short time, but he is still a hidden poem! Terrible! Terrible! ”
"I'm waiting to admire!"
“……”
Zhang Lin listened to Master Liu's poems and the comments of those people, gritted his teeth angrily, and his face was gloomy like water!
But despite this, he didn't say anything, and he was still acceptable to Master Liu's euphemism!
And if he can make that guy lose out like this, what if he accepts the scolding?
"Finished?" Mo Xie nodded!
"It's over! Your turn! Master Liu said proudly, although this poem does have some flaws, but he believes that it is enough to make the other party scramble!
"What are you calling a curse? Beat around the bush! If you scold someone, you have to scold it happily! Mo Ye shook his head gently: "Listen to me!" ”
"Rats have skin, but people have no etiquette."
"If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die!"
"Rats have teeth, but people don't stop."
"There is no end to people, how can you not die!"
"A rat has a body, but a human being is rude."
"People are rude, and they don't want to die!"
When everyone listened to this poem, their faces changed, and even Master Liu's face was a little ugly!
"What a spicy poem!"
"Yes! This meaning is not difficult to understand, it is completely a mouse to compare Zhang Lin, a mouse wants a face, teeth, and a body, but Zhang Lin doesn't want to be good-looking, not moral, unreasonable, and every short paragraph tells Zhang Lin straightforwardly - what does it mean that you don't die? Why don't you die now? Why aren't you dying yet? ”
"It's too ruthless! said that Zhang Lin was actually inferior to a mouse, and directly let Zhang Lin die! ”
"Except for the lack of dirty words, it's no different from direct swearing!"
But even so, you have to say that it is a good poem! This is the most uncomfortable thing to do! ”
"I feel that Zhang Lin can't bear it!
Zhang Lin listened to Mo Ye's poem, and every word was pierced into his heart like a knife!
Outrageous! Outrageous!
These verses, along with the couplets that Mo Xie had just said and were still in his ears, poured into his heart!
His already unbearable heart completely exploded!
"Poof!" Zhang Lin was furious, a mouthful of old blood spurted out, his face was pale, and he fell directly on his back!
Zhang Lin was scolded alive by Mo Xie and fainted!
(End of chapter)