At this time, Chen Mo said into the microphone:

"H means happy, IV is 4 in Roman numerals.

It means that she died happily!

Rest assured, girls with HIV love to sleep with you, so you have to thank HIV. ”

The barrage was sprayed directly!

"I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man!"

"Thank you HIV, thank you CCTV, thank you Liaoning TV!"

"Big brother, you will understand if I sing a song, Ai is a child, I will only say it once."

"Upstairs, is it you?"

"Yesterday I saw a girl who was about to commit suicide on the bridge, and I said that since she was going to die.

Why don't you let me cool down first, and then she actually agreed.

After a storm, I asked her why she wanted to commit suicide.

She said she had AIDS.

Okay, now the two of us are sitting on the bridge. ”

"Then another man came, said the same thing, and the last group sat on the bridge."

"It's okay, hiV is not a serious disease, just eat some banlan root to prevent it, remember to find a cool place to lie down to avoid corpse odor."

"Show, show off the breathless show!"

It's almost a joke.

Chen Mo said:

"Just kidding.

Lao Tie, HIV is what we call AIDS.

Through sexual transmission, blood-to-blood and mother-to-child transmission, there is no other mode of transmission.

There are no specific symptoms after infection, but if you have symptoms on 14 to 20 days, and some symptoms such as fever, rash, diarrhea and other symptoms after high-risk behaviors, it is still not possible to determine whether it is AIDS or not.

Many people don't know they have HIV, which leads to late treatment and a breakdown of the body's immune system.

So, if you're not kidding me, go to the hospital for some check-ups. ”

Hanging up the person's microphone, Chen Mo continued to search.

After searching for five minutes, no one connected to the microphone.

Chen Mo had no choice but to say:

"For the time being, there are no water friends connected to the microphone, let's have a little paragraph and wait for a while.

I remember when I was in the college dormitory, my roommate's big brother put laxatives in my Coke.

Then close the door.

That day, I felt hollowed out in my dorm room.

In order to get revenge, I put a handful of Viagra in a large bottle of Coke and went to the toilet.

When I came back, I saw a dormitory where they were drinking.

That night, I left tears of remorse!

The seven of them are not human beings!! ”

"Poof......

"Beasts!! Beasts!! Something's coming at me!! What kind of boy is being bullied!! ”

"First the laxative cleanses the intestines, and then the anal. Brother, your wave is planned! ”

"Hey, wait! Hang Wang, Viagra is not an aphrodisiac (harmony) medicine, right? It will only make the man more stone, and it doesn't have that effect!

You know what I mean, right? ”

"In other words, the roommate who hangs the king has long been ill towards him?"

"That night, the body of the hanging king was filled."

"Damn, why am I seeing the scene here where they anal you and you diarrhea!!!

I want to throw up!! “

"Gourd baby save grandpa? One by one? ”

And at this time.

Finally someone connected to the microphone.

Chen Mo hurriedly said:

"Hey, hello this friend, I'm the hanging king, what do you call you?"

As Chen Mo's voice fell, a tiger's voice came from the phone:

"Hello Hangwang, my surname is Liu."

As soon as he heard this voice, Chen Mo was happy.

Because, this one is a bear child!

The age is only in his teens.

"Mr. Liu? Hello, hello, may I ask you this year? ”

Chen Mo asked jokingly.

"I'm thirteen this year...... Ahh......hh Twenty-three! ”

The other party first said thirteen, and then quickly changed his words to twenty-three, and the voice behind it was very loud.

I just want to emphasize that I am 23 years old.

But no matter how you disguise it.

The tone of his speech, as well as his immature tone, could not be concealed at all.

Especially when he said that he was thirteen just now, his age was completely exposed.

And at this time, the barrage is also lively!

"Hahaha! This is a twenty-three boy! ”

"Hahahaha, this bear kid amused me to death!"

"There must be some ulterior secret, that's why I pretended to be 23 and hung up with the king!"

"Everyone cooperate, people are already adults!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's definitely an adult! Hahaha! ”

"Oh, it's 23-year-old Mr. Liu!"

Chen Mo deliberately emphasized the number 23, and then said:

"Why don't you sleep at such a late hour?

Didn't finish your homework? ”

"Hang the king, I'm out of love!

Can't sleep! ”

This Mr. Liu continued to pinch his throat and said in a tone pretending to be an adult.

"Ah, out of love?"

Chen Mo was a little speechless.

Especially when I was 13 years old, I didn't even know what love was!

This product is actually out of love!

"Tell me what's going on!"

"It's that I confessed to my favorite female classmate today.

But it was refused. ”

Mr. Liu's tone was very low, and he was obviously deeply affected by the loss of love.

Meanwhile.

The old drivers on the barrage are all excited!

I've listened to so many issues about adult love issues, and it's the first time I've heard a love story about a little kid!

It's amazing!

"I see, that'...... How old are your girls' shoes? ”

Chen Mo asked inadvertently?

"Ten years old...... Oh no! Twenty years old! ”

"She is my tablemate, but she is three years younger than me. ”

"Poof~~~~"

Hearing this, everyone burst out laughing.

"Oh, it's the same table? That......

What's your relationship like? Chen Mo asked step by step.

"We have an iron relationship!

Usually her eraser is gone, and the pen is out of oil, so I lend it to her.

I don't know how to do my homework, and she helps me too.

She's also a member of the disciplinary committee of our class!

Although when I was lazy and didn't clean, he would kill me......"

Mr. Liu chattered a lot of sweet little things between the two.

Then the conversation changed and said in great disappointment:

"However, when I confessed to her today, she rejected me!"

Chen Mo asked, "Then what are you talking about?" ”

Mr. Liu: "I'll just tell her."

Our family is rich, thieves are rich, and my dad is very good at making money!

As long as she agrees to be my female ticket, she can follow me to eat and drink spicy food in the future, and there will be spicy hot food every day! ”

After listening to Mr. Liu's words, all the sailors were about to burst into laughter!

It turns out that now I want to confess the love of children so straightforwardly and naïvely!

"And then? What did you say at the same table? ”

Chen Mo asked with a smile.

She said...... Eating too much spicy tang is easy to get mouth ulcers and get angry. ”

Mr. Liu said decadently: "Then he rejected me." ”

"Pss......ssss

Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter!

"Ouch, I can't do it!! I'm laughing to death!! ”

"Indeed, the spicy tang of six yuan is too much, and the girl can bear it!"