【54】Grave Jumping!
As a member of the Void Breaking Guild, how could he be insulted by people for no reason?
I'm Long Ran is also one of the top masters in the whole server, and I'm also quite handsome, when I go out, whoever wants to sell me a little face, what do you mean?
Scolding?
Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!
"Miss Aiyan, can you negotiate? An idle person is always tricking me, why don't you come out and say a few words for me? Long Ran said dignifiedly.
"Poof~"
Lu Nian couldn't help but laugh.
This guy is clearly dead!
Sachiko is something you can mess with? Be careful that her doxing is out of your address, and she will smash the glass of your house in the middle of the night!
Inviting others also has to do hard work, at least let others see your sincerity, if you don't agree with this word, you will turn around and be unhappy with other people's friends, other girls are willing to join your guild, then there is a ghost!
As Lu Nian expected.
Sachiko walked out with murderous intent.
As soon as Long Ran saw Sachiko Wen, he evoked a brilliant smile: "Miss Aiyan? ”
"Hahaha..."Lu Nian secretly rejoiced.
This man is dead! It's definitely going to die!
I've mistaken you!
Liaoyuan Huo on the side shrunk his neck, kicked Long Ran, and suppressed his voice: "Recognize... Recognize the wrong person! ”
Long Ran had never seen Murong Wanyan, but when he heard that there was a beautiful sound soul master, he was invited by the president, after all, he was a handsome guy with outstanding appearance, and inviting female players must have a high chance of success, he saw Sachiko Wenyi's charming and sexy appearance, and his first reaction was - this girl is so punctual, it must be Ai Yan!
It wasn't until he was reminded by Liaoyuan Fire that Long Ran took a closer look at the attributes.
Are you sure... This person is a female rascal, no doubt!
The ID is called: Your mother's headache!
With such a unique ID, who else can there be but that female hooligan?
Who else?
Suddenly, it was embarrassing... There's an accident! Self-defeating!
The Grand Guild came to invite people, which was originally an exciting and enviable thing, but it was funny to recognize the wrong person.
The players shook their heads.
"You can recognize the wrong person here, how can you have a little sincerity?"
"The Sky Breaking Guild is nothing more than that, let a person who is not even a member of the Hundred Battles Hall come over and invite, you can see how stinky this guild is!"
"Compared to drunken smoke, Breaking Heaven just carries the title of a top guild."
"That's it, everyone is drunk and smoked, and the vice president comes respectfully, and there will never be such a low-level mistake as recognizing the wrong person, which can be seen, and he also learned that people are drunk and smoked, and the fox's tail leaks out, right?"
"Don't you look at the level of people who are empty? Aside from the jade flute, my favorite thing is emptiness! ”
"Keep watching the jokes, it's a shame!"
If something goes wrong, no one wants it.
But now it's completely yellow mud sticking to the crotch, it's not and it's!
In the surrounding chatter, Long Ran's face was extremely ugly, and he just wanted to explain to Sachiko Wen, who was killed with a yin face, to make up for his lack of heart.
"The way to invite people through the air, we can't learn, we really can't learn."
A joking voice wafted in.
The eyelids of everyone who are overwhelmed are jumping!
"I'm Nima... Panlong Vice President Mao Mao! ”
"It's really hairy!"
"Maomao is here too?"
"Mao is always good!"
"Mao is always good!"
"Mao is always good!"
Some male players greeted Mao Mao with their official nicknames, but none of them stepped forward, because they were a little embarrassed to rush out first.
Mao Mao smiled innocently: "It's okay, I'm in a good mood today." ”
"The loyal and honest Maomao is still pleasing."
"Maomao, how is Sisi?"
"Pity me, I'm in love with Sisi!"
"Lee always said: Shhhh Sisi, she fell asleep~"
"Hahaha, Mao always has someone to mock you!"
"Mr. Mao, did you have a private appointment with Mr. Li? The one who wins will be hugged by the beauty! ”
"What about the Panlong Vice Council? Sisi slept in Mr. Li's bed. ”
"Hahaha... Good poetry, good poetry. ”
As soon as this is mentioned, Mao Mao can't laugh, the psychological shadow area is a bit large, these people joke about their pain, damn it! A bunch of bastards, isn't it?
What's the matter with the Panlong vice president, Sisi slept in Mr. Li's bed.
Which son of a son made a poem?
Sooner or later, cut him!
Damn it!
Mao Mao coughed deeply, changed the topic, looked at Sachiko Wen coming, and said, "I suddenly came here today for one thing, female hooligan... No, your mother... Nor is it..."
Wow!
What do you call that?
Your mother's headache?
This god-level ID, what should I call it?
My scalp is numb!
"Excuse me, young lady, what do you call it?" Mao Mao looked at Sachiko.
Sachiko also stopped in front of Long Ran and Mao Mao.
Sachiko Wenpi looked at Mao Mao with a smile.
Mao Mao was stared at with some creepy.
"It's called Lao Tzu Beauty."
“......”
Beauty...
Is that what a beautiful woman calls herself?
You're beautiful, so it's a little more low-key!
And this Lao Tzu...
Father?
Father?!
This girl really has a personality!
Mao Mao could only babble and nodded: "Is Miss Aiyan here?" Can you be credited to our Panlong Guild in the future? The people in our guild are very easy to get along with. ”
Unlike Long Ran.
Maomao speaks nicely, and at the same time people say "you"!
Who are you referring to?
Long Ran can learn to socialize well.
Completely teach you how to be a person.
As soon as Long Ran heard that Mao Mao was going to rob someone, he was also busy saying: "We are better at breaking the sky than Panlong!" Lots of resources! ”
"Shut the fuck, you." Sachiko Wen glared at Long Ran, thinking of nine sprays in a second, but by a talking Mao Mao, he was in a good mood.
"How do you... Why do you curse people? Long Ran was angry.
Sachiko Wen smiled tiredly and grinned at Long Ran: "Lao Tzu not only scolded you! And jump on your grave! There is a kind of reporting the location of your grave, to see if Lao Tzu dares to put up lights in the middle of the night, and jump to the death of your ancestors again! ”
Say this.
Quite a few people gasped!
This mouth is really poisonous!
Put up lights on the graves of your ancestors? And jump to the ground, not only that, let your ancestors die again!
How poisonous!
The most poisonous woman's heart!
Lu Nian is completely accustomed to it, this is a normal operation! Just sit down and listen.
The old woman picked up the chair and said that she would smash it, not to mention her housekeeping skills, nine sprays in one second.
Most of her words are also true.
If you really dare to report the location of your grave, this old woman will definitely start jumping the next night! Maybe there's even a grave party! Let a group of people hi on your grave, are you afraid?
I'm afraid that your ancestors will open the coffin board and kneel down to beg the heroine to spare their lives, so as to be quiet.
Therefore, women can't afford to mess with it.
Which strong man marries such a strong woman, I'm afraid it's not enough to wash her face with tears every day!
Just think about it, my eyes are moist.