Lao De squatted because of the numbness of his legs, suddenly got up to chase people, and fell to the ground out of control for a while, he snorted loudly, and then spit on the ground, and said secretly: "This old void, let me plant a heel again!" Ask yourself, "What is this man doing to me?" ”

Lao Xuan saw Lao De fall to the ground, and said with a secret smile: "What's wrong with Lao De, the money has fallen to the ground?" ”

Lao De listened to this, stood up and sat on the ground, slowly legs, his legs were a little numb, he thought in his heart, what is going on with this old void? Is it really me? Scolded me, slapped me twice, and I poured myself twice?

Lao De thought about it and squinted at Lao Xu, looked at Lao Xu's head folds, and didn't want to restrain himself. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info looked at the old void's gloating eyes, and the old man was not angry.

Lao De patted his leg and said, "Lao Xu, your life is very hard?" ”

Lao Xuan said: "My life is hard? "Old Void Thinking, my body is so weak, how can my life be hard? After thinking about it, he looked at Lao De and said, "Lao De, I'm leaving, I still have something to do in my pawnshop." You're pretty idle, and you don't teach students, do you? What are you going to do with me, you say? ”

Lao De saw Lao Xuan walking away, and shouted: "Don't go! Let me come back! Let me come back! Shouting and sitting on the ground and kicking his legs.

Lao Xuan didn't care about Lao De, and walked to the pawnshop without looking back.

"Don't go!" Lao De is a cautious person, and when he saw Lao Xuan leaving, he immediately got up and pointed: "Lao Xu, don't go!" "Shouting and chasing.

The village owner was worried that the two of them would fight, and shouted: "Lao De, stop chasing, I'll go to his pawnshop in a while and deal with him." ”

Lao De heard the village owner shouting no longer to chase, and waved Lao Xu with his hand and said: "Lao Xu, don't you want to run away with these two slaps, I can't beat you, and let the village master clean you up." ”

Lao Xuan ran back to Lao De and smiled: "Lao De, I will give the village master some benefits, the village master will not treat me badly, blame you for this." ”

Seeing that Lao Xuan ran back to the pawnshop, Lao De turned around angrily, and said in his heart, the village owner can't accept his benefits, don't take him away?

Lao De's daughter-in-law watched in front of the window on the second floor, and she came to the window after Lao De was slapped twice; It can also be said that she heard the slap and walked to the window to look. Lao De's daughter-in-law has not come down, she is obedient and knows that Lao De has been beaten, and she is worried that she will also be beaten, and she does not want to see the village owner.

The old daughter-in-law is still looking at the window, but none of the people below found the old daughter-in-law, only the dog glanced at her, the dog often saw the old daughter-in-law, and knew the old daughter-in-law, and glanced at the old daughter-in-law, and did not bark, but paid attention to the people on the street.

On the cross street, people come and go, and there is an endless stream. Passers-by glanced at this place with a pleasant eye. Lao De walked over: "Village master, don't you take the two green onions from the old man and forget my two slaps, you have to give me those two slaps back?" ”

The old man with chicken feathers in his hand listened and said, "You say this as if your slap is worth a green onion?" The old man then said: "I'm angry now, if you slap a green onion, I'll give you a handful of shallots, okay?" How many shallots, how many slaps you slap. ”

When Lao De heard this, he took a breath at the old man, glared at him and said, "Coffin gourd, you are angry, I will be slapped twice, who shall I go to relieve my anger?" ”

The old man came to find the matter of losing the chicken, looked at Lao De, ignored him, and said to the village owner: "Village master, I don't have any family background, I can't afford to pay for it, you hurry up and help me catch the thief." My house is now going to be tiled without tiles, and I want every pot for pots, and the house is messy. Village master, you have to help me catch that thief, not only to let him accompany me to lose, but also to teach him a lesson and put him in jail! ”

The village owner felt that Kong De could not detect the case, and then he remembered that the head catchers patrolling the streets 'arrested people indiscriminately'. Arresting people indiscriminately is not called indiscriminately arresting people, this is his nickname. NicknameAs the name suggests, he often catches the wrong people. What should I do if I make a mistake? Put it back again.

This indiscriminately arrests people and takes a few quick catches, patrolling the streets and alleys of the village every day, and when they see something wrong, they can hide. Or sit in an alley and talk to the catchers, and the gossip is to say everything. When you are thirsty, you go to taverns, restaurants, and teahouses to ask for tea. If the store didn't give it, he told the store some cases, saying that the store was suspicious. The shopkeeper was frightened when he heard it, so he had to give him tea to drink, and some even gave him wine and food to eat.

The village owner remembered this indiscriminate arrest, and said with a sigh of breath: "Oh, it's better for you to arrest people indiscriminately." However, I don't know where this man is now. I don't know where this is, where do you say to find him? ”

The old man looked at the village owner, who had also heard of the indiscriminate arrest of people, and said: "The village master said that he was arresting people indiscriminately, and it was the village government that caught the head?" ”

Village Lord: "It's him." ”

Old man: "Village master, don't be joking, my old man doesn't have any family background, you are looking for random arrests, do you think he can catch the real thief?" ”

The village owner said, "It's okay, don't look at him always catching the wrong person, but he has also caught the real thief; He doesn't catch the real thief, you say, I can't find an excuse if I want to keep him. In order to keep his official hat, he has to catch the real thief if he doesn't catch the real thief. ”

The old man looked at the village master and said, "Village master, what can he do if he can't catch it?" ”

The village lord looked at the old man's nostrils and said, "You, give him more time, after a long time, he should be able to catch the thief." Rest assured, as long as the thief doesn't leave Ping'an Village, he will still be sure to arrest him. ”

The old man looked at the village lord and lowered his head to think, but in fact, there was no one to think, who else could he find besides the village office? I don't know how to investigate the case. Anyway, this matter will be handed over to the village government, and the village owner will find whoever he wants; It's come to this, and it doesn't matter how long it takes, as long as you catch the thief and accompany me to lose.

The old man thought about it and said: "Village master, this matter of my family will be handed over to the village government to deal with, and the village government will definitely help me catch the thief and accompany me to lose." If you don't accompany me to lose, my old man, I can do anything. ”

When the old man spoke, he gave people the feeling that when he said and did, the village lord was stunned for a moment and asked, "What can you do as an old man?" ”

The old man looked at the village lord and said for a moment: "It's not good for my old man to fight, but it's still okay to throw a fire at someone's house, just stand outside the wall and throw it inside." ”

When the village lord heard this, he looked at the old man and said, "Who did you set fire to?" ”

The old man said, "My family has handed over this matter to the village government, and if the village government can't catch the thief, they won't give me compensation." Village master, it's not my old man who threatens you, if you can't catch the thief and don't give me compensation, I dare to throw fire into the village courtyard, old man. ”

The village lord was taken aback when he heard this, and said: "Old man, this indiscriminate arrest, he didn't catch the thief, he didn't catch the thief, the thief can't compensate you for your losses; If you don't catch the thief, you should burn his house, you burned the village and burned the wrong one. ”

The old man thought about it for a while, and said in his heart, the crime of burning the village is a bit big, hey? Or do you want to burn down the head of his house?

As soon as the old man thought about it, he told the head catcher that he couldn't catch the thief, and if he didn't compensate me for my losses, I would secretly burn his house. The old man nodded thoughtfully, and asked the village master, "Village master, where is the head catcher?" ”

The village lord rolled his eyes and pondered, he didn't know where the catcher was now, and said, "I'll send someone to look for him in a while, but I don't know, where is he now?" ”