Zero, as a temporary six-door intelligence manager, is now busy.

He's not busy with anything else, he's busy answering the phone.

He never expected that such a fucking live broadcast would have no less impact on the country than a major earthquake.

"Six Doors in H Province reported that of the thirty-seven homicides previously recorded in the province, all the murderers have surrendered, and the following is the list ......"

"Six doors in S province report, the largest gang in the province, the Yuzhu Gang has taken the initiative to disband, and all the property has been confiscated, please tell me what to do with the funds?"

"Provincial Six Doors Report, the Medium-sized Demon Gate Bloody Hand Sect in the province, requests to organize voluntary labor activities, may I ask if you will allow it first?"

"Six Doors in Province K report, defectors before Six Doors, all of them have been arrested, and the following is the list ......"

"U Province Six Doors Report ......"

"O Province ......"

“……”

Zero is going crazy, all kinds of crazy phone calls, and recording these things, he often makes a phone call on the left and right, and uses it wholeheartedly.

"F Provincial Police Report ......"

"Wait a minute!" Zero was stunned: "What are the police stations calling here?" Petty theft doesn't matter here. ”

"But...... The phone of the General Administration has been on the phone for half an hour, and the line has been busy! The policeman explained helplessly.

"That's not good, rules are rules, besides, I'm busy here!" Zero scolded.

"But, the other party is a martial artist!" The little sister of the police was about to cry: "Leader, can you save us?" This group of warriors came to our police station without entering the six doors, and when they came, they didn't do anything, they grabbed a pair of handcuffs and handcuffed themselves, and the handcuffs in our police station were not enough! They're all about to fight! ”

"Uh......" Now it's Zero's turn to be dumbfounded.

And that's just the beginning.

Next, from the police station to the army, from the fire department to the tax office, as long as the government department is crazy to call him.

It's all one thing, all the warriors from all walks of life came to confess, and they couldn't get in at the six gates, so they came to this kind of place one after another, and confessed their sins one by one.

Those places are full of ordinary people, where have you ever seen such a scene!

Looking at these high-ranking warriors on weekdays, they all looked like little sheep, and they couldn't wait to be beaten twice before they shook their expressions comfortably, and they were all going crazy.

I can only call the six doors frantically and ask for instructions on what to do.

Zero has no choice but to solve it as soon as possible, anyway, the martial artist is extremely cooperative, and nothing can happen.

However, these calls are different from the six-door phones, which mostly report the results directly.

And these places are all asking what to do.

So Zero can only be patient and deal with them one by one.

"Tell that warrior that if you steal fifty yuan from someone, don't come to us! Give it back to someone! ”

"And you, tell him, treat his wife well, his wife didn't sue him for domestic violence, why did he admit his mistakes?"

"The one who was touched, this is that you have been wronged, you admit a chicken feather crime!"

"What are you? That's right, kill people, right! Kill whom? A foreign smuggler robber? Kill it, kill it, what are so many things? ”

"Which department are you? 120？ You tell that warrior that he's insane! I confessed to going to the tax office, what the hell is going to 120? Let him go to the police station, no, I'm in a hurry, go to the six doors to line up. ”

“……”

"Ahh Zero frantically shouted, "Why are there so many things? ”

"Jingle bell!"

The call is coming again.

Zero saw that it was a six-door phone, and he didn't dare not answer it, so he hurriedly picked up the phone: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”

Six Doors Enforcer: "No, there's something wrong, it's troublesome!" ”

Zero: "Tell me, I'm busy!" ”

Six Doors Law Enforcer: "That's it, there are too many martial artists who confess their crimes, so they are numbered, and as a result, scalpers appear, how to do it?" It's all ordinary people! ”

"I'm so ......" Zero grabbed a handful of hair, and wanted to smash things in anger.

There were too many martial artists who confessed, and when they got to the police station, he also confessed.

After all, in the previous troubled times, the warrior had the strength of a superior person, and there would be some minor problems.

Now that His Majesty is back, it is understandable that he will panic for fear that His Majesty will pursue him.

That's why he patiently explained.

But now, what the hell is a scalper?

You bastards who want money and don't want your life, do you really think that Your Majesty only cares about martial artists?

After a while, do you still have a stall selling soy milk at the door of the six doors?

"Jingle bell!"

Six doors: "Zero, there are several soy milk sellers at our door, blocking the road, do you think we want to mobilize the chengguan?" ”

Zero: "I ......"

……

Although it is a troubled time, the world's Internet has not been disconnected.

After all, the attraction of the Internet is not completely comparable even to those of other races and cultivators.

Moreover, these aliens and cultivators don't have time to take care of the secular world, they just want a transcendent status.

So as long as it's not that kind of cruel alien race or demon cultivator, it's basically still possible to coexist with ordinary people in a deformed state.

Similar to the relationship between master and servant.

Soon, the current situation of the Celestial Empire was spread to the Internet, and the whole world was in an uproar.

America.

"I'll go! The incompetent government of the United States, look at the Celestial Empire! ”

"That's it, it's still the demon lord, you can maintain stability when people are not there, and when the status quo comes back, you just show your face, and the entire Celestial Empire will recover so well."

"The strangers of our country are all eating Xiang! Fack! ”

"Made! Why am I not from the Celestial Empire? ”

“……”

Today.

"Garbage Celestial Empire, they did something wrong, why should they rebel against the gods?"

"It's just that it would be nice to respectfully welcome the arrival of the gods."

"One day, under the leadership of the gods, that land will be ours."

"By the way, have the gods blessed your family?"

"No! Is it ......?"

"Yes! My wife is serving the gods! Envy you! ”

"Envy, envy!"

“……”

Stick Country.

"The demon lord is our country, you bastards of different races, dare to come to our country to make trouble, believe it or not, we asked the demon lord to come and beat you?"

"That's it, the demon lord is from our country, you bastards of alien races!"

"Demon Lord, get back quickly, don't be in that small place in the Celestial Empire, come back and save us."

"Demon Lord, this treacherous fellow, I ......"

"What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, the guy you were talking to is dead, I'm the alien you said, waiting for me at home!"

“……”

USSR.

"Well, haven't we always had a good relationship with the Celestial Empire! Why don't you let the demon lord save us? ”

"Also, didn't we sign that border contract with the demon lord at the request of the demon lord before!"

"I'll just say, in the end, it's still our family, I agreed very much at the beginning, the people of the Celestial Empire came to our country to get resources, who and whom!"

"That's right! I'm in Siberia now! This used to be the land of the Celestial Empire! Maybe I'm from the Celestial Empire too! ”

"Me too, me too!"

“……”

(End of chapter)