Gascoigne ...... Suicide?!

All the players – including Hamburg – rushed to the home team's second-floor lounge.

In fact, if this lounge is on the second floor, it is better to say that this first floor is relatively high - there is no hall on the first floor of the Ibojox Stadium, the lounge is behind the stands, and the stairs lead directly to the stadium - but in this stadium, there is news that a player has committed suicide?

If Ling Feng were to say it, he wouldn't believe that Gascoigne would commit suicide - this guy, to paraphrase Li Jinyu's words when he was in the national youth team "back then": "Can the girl die before she finishes soaking?" God testify that I am still a virgin! ”

Gascoigne will definitely not be a virgin - but his big plan to pick up girls has not yet been realized, and besides, he will get married next month, how can he be willing to die?

The crowd stormed into the Rangers' lounge – while reporters and fans were all shut out.

There was a Gascoigne shoe on the balcony, and his changing jersey was thrown haphazardly on the floor, his closet was not closed, but there was no more clothes in it, and—with rare footprints, he walked to the window......

And this balcony is different from ordinary balconies - it is divided into two floors, and you have to climb five or six meters from the ground to reach the edge of the railing - because it is related to the construction of the stadium.

"Uh, that, did you see it downstairs?" Ling Feng timidly pointed to the bottom of the balcony, this stadium was built too high, according to the height, this balcony was as high as three stories from the ground - if you fall like this, you will lose half your life if you don't die.

"Below, there is a wood, and it seems to have been smashed...... "Gough climbed to the balcony and looked down, picked up the shoes left by Gascoigne, and pointed to the broken railing next to him: "This railing has not been repaired for a long time, I wouldn't have thought something was wrong, but I didn't expect Paul to ......"

Gough wiped away his tears with his hands, forgetting that Gascoigne had once peed on himself - such a guy, angry for angry, but still quite cute after all.

Balon and Hollerbach both crossed their chests at the same time, and they said something - what do you want to do for Gascoigne's superlife?

There was a sad mood in the lounge, Ling Feng endured his grief and said to the head coach of the Rangers: "We feel very sad and sorry for something like this, Paul is a great player, the Rangers team with him is invincible, I'm sorry, we also have a certain responsibility for such a thing today...... Please take us to the control room, I want to see what happened to Paul. ”

Of course, everyone knew what Ling Feng meant, and they just went to look at the video taken by the monitor in the lounge.

"Huh? What are you doing? Looking for a suicide note? Ling Feng suddenly asked McAllister, who had been rummaging through the cabinets next to him.

"There's no way this kid is going to kill himself, he's definitely playing tricks on us!" McAllister said as he knocked open five or six cabinets, and said without looking back: "He's too embarrassed to play again, let me tell you, he did it once a few years ago when he first came to Lazio!" ”

"What's the matter?" A group of people were interested and hurriedly asked.

"Paul, come out! We've seen through your tricks! McAllister knocked vigorously on the cabinet door and shouted, but when no one answered, he explained to the crowd: "On the first night of Paul's arrival in Rome, he put his shoes by the window, and then hid himself in the closet, creating the illusion of suicide by jumping off a building. ”

Everyone looked at each other, and there was only one thought in their hearts - this Gascoigne is really not ordinarily strong!

"How could it be gone?" McAllister smashed open all the cabinets and said to himself in confusion: "It must be hiding outside or going straight home, this guy likes to play such pranks." ”

Stopping McAllister from continuing to search, Ling Feng said to the head coach of the Rangers: "Let's go and watch the video, so that the truth will be revealed immediately, to be honest, I'd rather Paul was playing a prank." ”

Undoubtedly, considering McAllister's words, everyone blames Gascoigne's disappearance on a hoax - or subconsciously and automatically attributes it to a prank - after all, no one wants to see such a sad thing happen.

Everyone came to the control room together, and at this time the court was crazy, although only some people could hear Guff's words just now, but these times were enough time to spread throughout the stadium - Gascoigne, jumping off the building and committing suicide!

If it weren't for the security guards trying their best to stop the impulsive fans, I'm afraid the world would have been in chaos.

"Fast forward, yes, go forward." Ling Feng commanded the staff who were rewinding: "Just stop here, Paul has just appeared. ”

On the screen, Gascoigne slung his shirt over his shoulders and walked into the break room humming a ditty - "He doesn't look like he had before he was about to kill himself." Baron, who was honestly lying on top of his teammates, finished speaking, and was covered by Ivanoskas on the side.

Everyone stared at the screen without blinking, and as if he was deliberately unable to get along with everyone, Gascoigne first opened the cabinet door, took out a pack of cigarettes from his clothes, smoked one and lit it, and then took out a metal bottle, unscrewed the lid and poured it into his mouth.

"This bastard!" The head coach of the Rangers team was angry with fire in his eyes: "He actually violated the rules and brought in cigarettes and alcohol!" ”

"The dead are great, the dead are great. Don't pursue the little mistakes in life...... ...... "Baron kindly comforted the other party's head coach, and was kicked hard on the ass by Ling Feng - did you talk like that?"

I forgot to mention that although Baron was usually kicked by Ling Feng - but at that time Ling Feng was wearing flat shoes, and it was okay to kick them up - but now, due to the hurried over, Ling Feng was still wearing the same pair of shooting boots with six big steel nails on his feet - and Ling Feng was also used to it, and the soles of his feet were directly against Balon's ass......

It is estimated that when Baron takes off his pants after he goes back, he may have six hemorrhoids on his buttocks, and he is wearing a shooting boot......

Let's hope this "six-star on the ass" can provide some help for Baron's future shots......

At this time, Gascoigne finally finished his cigarette and threw the bottle back into his clothes - when everyone thought it was a critical moment, Gascoigne suddenly took off his pants and twisted alone in a pair of briefs......

"I'll do it!" Almost more than forty middle fingers are compared at the same time, this bastard, if you want to die, die quickly!

"Fast forward, fast forward, jump over......" Ling Feng had already collapsed, if Gascoigne thought he was dancing a popular American dance - how did everyone think it looked like the kind of pole and striptease in a nightclub......

Everyone couldn't help but throw up as Gascoigne rubbed his bare ass - his panties had been taken off in a very sexy position - and rubbed his bare ass against the cabinet next to him......

Then Gascoigne was finally gone—"I guess he went to take a shower." McAllister propped his hand on his chin and posed as a contemplative pose.

"Cut!" Everyone gestured to him with the middle finger—very neatly—that the old immortal really thought he was Sherlock Holmes.

"For there is only one ...... truth," McAllister said the last sentence, and was immediately beaten by the enraged crowd - and during the beating, he stretched out a hand and shouted, "Watson, bring me my pipe......"

Immediately stomped on the dizzy, and everyone turned their energy to the screen again, and at this time Gascoigne had just finished washing, and continued to walk out naked and twisting his ass, opening the cabinet door, taking his clothes, and then- took out a cigarette and wine......

The crowd went wild!

According to Gascoigne's smoking speed, a cigarette is about three minutes, and after three minutes, Gascoigne also finished his cigarette, snorted with satisfaction, and finally put on his clothes.

Everyone looked at the screen without blinking, Gascoigne had planned to go out, but suddenly remembered something and folded it back, threw the jersey on the ground, and then deliberately put it in a mess.

"I just said it, he did it on purpose......" McAllister, who had been beaten to an inhuman shape, got up and said suddenly......

The next shot ends with Gascoigne going out - the truth is finally revealed, and seeing him deliberately scatter his clothes like this, you know that he is playing a prank again.

What was happening outside the balcony wasn't in the range of the monitors, so everyone couldn't see what Gascoigne was doing outside—but with the slightest thought of his toes, the guy must have deliberately thrown his shoes on the edge of the balcony to create the illusion of suicide.

"Huh......" Everyone let out a breath, this guy almost scared everyone to death.

"Alright, let's move forward, let's see where this guy is hiding, let's go and pull him out and beat him up!" Ling Feng said to the staff easily, although he thought that this guy would not commit suicide, but he had to be nervous when he was in it.

The staff fast-forwarded the tape, and everyone waited, waited, waited, waited, and waited until they appeared on the screen, but Gascoigne still didn't appear......

"He, where did he run away?" Ling Feng was dumbfounded, that was the height of the third floor, Gascoin thought he was a SUPERMAN, and he never came back......

"Hurry up, get the monitor tape out of the stadium! Fast! "Everyone is stupid, they went in and didn't see Gascoigne come out, it's not good......

The staff quickly adjusted the strap out, and the non-stop fast forward finally arrived at the moment when Gascoigne appeared on the balcony......

Gascoigne took off one of his shoes, placed them on the edge of the balcony, and walked back with a satisfied smile - no, I didn't see this guy back in the straps in the lounge!

As Gascoigne was about to get off the balcony, he suddenly looked back, frowned, and walked back.

"What does he want to do?" This was a question in everyone's minds, but at this time, no one dared to speak, and they all held their breath and watched Gascoigne's every move on the screen.

Gascoigne walked up to the shoe, picked it up, and put it back in front of him—he didn't think the shoe had gone far enough!

"Really?" An ominous thought came to Ling Feng's mind—this scene is so familiar—that's right! "Journey to the West"!

It's just that at that time, the Supreme Treasure fell because the Iron Fan Princess came, so what about Gascoigne......

The answer is finally revealed! The moment Gascoigne put his shoe on the ground, a bird suddenly flew over and fluttered away in front of Gascoigne's eyes......

Unfortunately, the railing next to Gascoigne happened to be broken, and in fright, he fell backwards, directly crushing the railing that was no longer explained, and fell......

Everyone looked at each other, and at this time, in the grass under the balcony, Gascoigne, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, moaned: "You finally found out, why don't you come and save me?!" Uh, broken ribs......"

Rushing to the turf under the balcony of the lounge, after a brief treatment, Gascoigne was taken to the hospital with all hands on his hands - I have to praise the greening of Glasgow, with so many branches blocking and thick turf as a buffer, Gascoigne fell from the height of the third floor was stunned for nothing - that is, three ribs were broken......

It's just that the blow to my soul should not be small......

This is also called evil retribution, Gascoyne this guy has done so many bad things, and he should also be retributed-but, where is the retribution of Ling Feng, who has also done a lot of bad things?

Let the teammates go back first, Ling Feng was very interesting to accompany Gascoigne in the hospital for a day, of course, at this time, it is natural to do something that falls into the well - Gascoigne was hit by Ling Feng, and he was almost angry to death if he didn't fall to his death!

Anyway, now that the league is coming to an end, Gascoigne's current "minor injury" can be recovered in three months, and there are no major and important games recently - he has been suspended in the League Cup, and in the domestic league, the Rangers are second, six points away from the first-place Celtics - with three rounds left in the league, it is basically impossible to recover it.

So for Gascoigne, an injury is the equivalent of an early rest - it's just that it is not known whether his wedding will be affected - not the ceremony, but the routine after the ceremony - everyone is a man, needless to say, it is so clear......

It's just that when the two were in the ward watching the match between Fiorentina and Perugia in Serie A on the second day of Gasco's injury, the two jumped up like their butts burning at the same time!

Laudrup Jr. was tackled from behind by a substitute defender No.27 and sent straight to hospital - what looked like a very serious injury.

Gascoigne has a good relationship with Ling Feng and Laudrup Jr., so it is also appropriate to be excited, but what makes Ling Feng even more angry is that this guy is known to Ling Feng, and he is - the Italian central defender who slandered Zidane with bad words and ruined Zizou's last closing performance - Materacci!