Chapter 224: Professor Zhang: Students, please take out our divination textbook for this year—Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"It's not a big problem," Zhang Xu said, "I was careless and was bitten by a long-haired zombie and was a little poisoned." But you can't die, and after a while, the swelling will go down. It's a pity that Professor Dumbledore's phoenix won't give me some tears, and it's useless for me to cut ten pounds of onions next to it, otherwise it would have been all right. ”
"What was that that that bit you?" Harry asked curiously.
It was the first time he had seen Zhang Xu so seriously injured. Unlike Zhang Xu's previous skin injuries, this wound was obviously magically damaged.
"It's a kind of zombie, and it's a little bit similar to a yin corpse. However, unlike the Yin Corpse, which is made by a dark wizard, most zombies are buried for various reasons, and after death, they will become an active corpse similar to the Yin Corpse. And these zombies also upgrade, and their teeth and nails are poisonous. Zhang Xu explained to Harry in what Harry could understand.
"How did you meet them?" Harry entered a curious baby state.
The others on the side were also waiting with great interest to listen to Zhang Xu's story, they knew that Zhang Xu was injured by some kind of oriental magic monster, but Zhang Xu didn't say much about the details.
Zhang Xu glanced at the other onlookers, sighed, and talked about what happened that night.
"Last month, I went to the Giant Panda Breeding Research Base to visit the senior who taught me the Animagus." Zhang Xu said.
"What, you learned the Animagus Transfiguration? When is it? Blake was taken aback, he was a little older than Zhang Xu when he learned the Animagus Transfiguration.
"Probably when you get out of Azkaban." Zhang Xu said to Blake.
"That's remarkable." Blake sighed.
"After chatting with that senior for a long time, I went to the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China with Helletsen to talk about the establishment of an industry-university-research cooperation base between our company and their newly established School of Computer Science and Engineering." Zhang Xu continued.
"After the initial cooperation agreement was reached, the two of us drove to Longquanyi overnight, intending to go to the Meteorological Institute the next day to see if there were any cooperation opportunities, and on the way, we encountered three zombies attacking the locals."
"Later, while destroying these zombies, I accidentally got bitten by one of them. At first, I thought it was a black zombie that was afraid of light like the other two, who knew it was a hairy zombie that was not afraid of light, and it was very fast, if it hadn't been for Halleyson blocking it with magic, I would have been bitten by the neck instead of the hand. ”
"It was later learned that they were accidentally dug up by an archaeological team while excavating the tomb. Eventually, the people from "Approaching Science" came to close the story, characterizing the incident as a rabies attack by a nearby villager. ”
Zhang Xu avoided the important and light, and then briefly finished telling the story of pouring some water.
After returning to China, Zhang Xu's arms were handed over to the relevant departments for safekeeping, and he usually didn't have many protective measures in a safe country, but in a hurry, Gandalf charged ahead, and was bitten by a hairy zombie.
It's just that the audience didn't notice this, and different people paid attention to different places.
"Three zombies, it's dangerous." This is where Harry noticed.
"Company?" This is where Ron's focus lies.
"University?" Hermione's eyes lit up when she heard this.
"Halleyson?" Mrs. Weasley, who was cooking dinner, noticed the change in Zhang Xu's title.
"Driving?" Mr. Weasley was tempted to ask if the car could fly.
"Two people together? Still overnight? "Blake's focus is different.
"Your company?" Lupin, for his part, noticed something else.
Just when a few people were about to break the casserole and ask to the end, Zhang Xu took out a stack of manuscript paper and began to write and draw on it.
"You don't need to be in such a hurry, Zhang." Lu Ping said to Zhang Xu with a smile.
"Lu Xun said, 'Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you are willing to squeeze it, there will always be it'." Zhang Xu said as he wrote, "My time is very limited, there is still a lot of work in the company, and recently it has taken up too much time that was originally planned, so I have to seize every moment. ”
"What are you doing?" Mr. Weasley asked curiously.
"Before coming to the UK, I just talked about a business with the relevant departments in China, and with the development of the Internet, cybercrime will inevitably increase, so our company cooperated with them to develop a system for checking water meters. I have to prepare the design plan and general architecture first, and then let the people in the company handle the rest of the problems after setting the general direction. Zhang Xu replied vaguely.
Mr. Weasley, like the other wizards, basically didn't understand what Zhang Xu was saying, but that didn't prevent him from making an "unclear" expression.
Zhang Xu's job in his last life was to check the water meter on the Internet, so this aspect of the job was quite familiar to him, and by the time the Weasley twins let dinner fly to the table, he had already written two or three pages.
Before the meal, Mrs. Weasley accidentally mentions her third baby, Percy, and the air suddenly falls silent.
Zhang Xu, who has limited mobility with his left hand, only eats with his right hand, and there is no inconvenience for him, and he can solve tonight's stew and bread with one hand.
After a few minutes of quiet eating, Mrs. Weasley began to talk to Blake about cleaning the house.
The house had been uninhabited for many years, and Kreacher had not maintained much of it. Blake's relationship with Kreacher eased due to Regulus's affair, but Blake didn't let him clean the house, and Kreacher was too old to start to do his job, so the house was only clean in a few places where people were frequented.
Tonks amused Hermione and Ginny by constantly changing the shape of their noses.
On the other side of the table, Mr. Weasley, Bill, and Lupin were the elves of adulthood.
Zhang Xu discussed the next few days with Scarlett on the side.
Suddenly, Harry asked Zhang Xu a question.
"Zhang, isn't your divination very powerful?"
Zhang Xu glanced at Harry strangely and asked, "Why do you ask that?" ”
"I suddenly found that you are always prepared for all kinds of bad things." Harry said.
The conversation between Harry and Zhang Xu attracted the attention of the others, and everyone stopped their conversation, looking at Zhang Xu to hear what he had to say.
"Is that what you call being prepared for bad things?" Zhang Xu raised his bandaged left hand and said to Harry with a smile.
"Other than that, I think Harry is right." Hermione deserves to be the intellectual responsibility of the trio, and soon thought of a few places where Zhang Xu had taken precautions in the past few years and finally came in handy.
"I think you should replace Professor Trelawney as a professor of divination." Ron followed suit.
Listening to Ron's words, Zhang Xu had a black line in his head.
How should he take a divination lesson?
"Students, please take out our textbook for this year, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and let's start reading the first chapter, 'Dudley Encounters the Dementors.'"
Does that seem like a feeling?
But if Zhang Xu dared to die like this, as long as he wanted to take out "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", his aunt Zhang Qiu would be the first to knock him to death with a magic wand.
"Actually, there are many kinds of divination." Zhang Xu said to the people at the table, "Some people are good at predicting the turning point of the general trend but not at predicting the trivial things around them, such as Professor Trelawney. And the worst thing I'm good at is divining the weather. ”
"And what are you good at divination?" Lupin asked curiously.
"You should know, Professor Lupin." Zhang Xu said with a smile, "I'm good at divination and marriage. ”
This is not Zhang Xu relying on spoilers to brag, this is his new specialty that he discovered after learning divination with Zhao Lao for a while. At that time, this result made him scorched on the outside. It's just that his current skills in this area are not deep, and the results of the divination are still very vague, and if there are no spoilers on the British side, he will not be able to sit in the right seat.
In the laughter of everyone, Lu Ping suddenly remembered what Zhang Xu had said to him in the faculty lounge, and lowered his head with a red face.
Blake immediately noticed that something was wrong with his good buddy, so he asked Zhang Xu, "Why does Lupin know?" ”
"When Professor Lupin was teaching at Hogwarts, I did divination for him one day, and many professors at Hogwarts knew about it." Zhang Xu said to Blake.
"How did it turn out?" Blake asked curiously.
Everyone else at the table also looked at Zhang Xu with a look of "I'm curious".
"At the moment, it seems that my prophecy is not wrong." Zhang Xu replied with a smile.
Around the table, everyone except for the two parties let out a cheerful laugh.
"Did you do a divination for Harry?" Blake cares more about his godson than he cares about himself.
Zhang Xu thought for a while, took out a blank piece of paper from the treasure bag, then wrote a few words on it, and then stuffed it into an envelope.
Everyone was curious about what Zhang Xu wrote on the paper, but it was difficult to ask.
Zhang Xu handed the envelope to Blake and said, "You put it away, and I'll show it to Harry in twenty years." ”
"And what about Ron?" Mrs. Weasley asked suddenly.
Amid everyone's laughter, Zhang Xu handed Mrs. Weasley another envelope and told her to show it to Ron in twenty years.
Then Zhang Xu continued his efforts, wrote another envelope, sealed it, and handed it to Mr. Weasley, entrusting him to give it to the Granger couple when he had time, and instructing them to show the letter to Hermione in twenty years.
Mr. Weasley accepted the envelope with a smile and pledged to complete the task.
Hermione glared at Zhang Xu angrily, wanting to speak but not knowing what to say.
Ron, who was teased by his twin brother, suddenly said to Zhang Xu: "Zhang, you can do a divination for Bill too." ”
Ron, you're doing something, you know?