In fact, in this time and space without Lu Chahu, without his excitement, Poruk would not have come to north London, and Tottenham Hotspur was also silent in the second division, but this year they still defeated Arsenal 1-0 to win the London Challenger Cup - so football is a sport full of surprises and accidents, and it is not that a complete crushing of one side will necessarily make the outcome of the game lose suspense - as if it was the Yankees who did not like football at all to break the myth of England.

But Lu Zhuhu didn't care, he felt that he was in control of the overall situation, had the ability to turn things around, and his self-confidence was greatly inflated, and he began to ask himself "who is the opponent of the heroes in the world" - although he also missed a penalty, and the reversal also had the credit of Poluk.

On 19 July after winning the derby, Lu walked the streets of North London with a leisurely stroll, feeling like the owner of the area. It seems that passers-by often point fingers at him and talk about it:

With a look of reverence on his face, he couldn't help but want to smile at him was a Tottenham fan; With hostility and some resentment in their eyes, it is natural that they are Gunners fans. In fact, he didn't want to think about which side of the stadium was closer, and which side must have more fans!

It's more likely that fans on both sides can't remember what he looks like and forget about him after a while when the league starts, right?

Lu Zhuhu didn't think badly and maliciously, in fact, he should have put on the liner of "A Little Gift for You - From the Rejected Man" on the outside today, and dangled outside Highbury all day, so that he could be killed by the Gunners fans......

Just when Lu Zhuhu made up for the scenery of North London that he came and went in a hurry last time, so he didn't appreciate it well, he was suddenly stopped by a person: "Hey, Asian!" ”

Lu Zhuhu looked back and saw that it was ......

A boy with a freckleled face, who didn't seem to be very old, only five or six years old, straddled a kettle, pointed to himself and asked, "You call me?" ”

"That's right." The child was still staring at him: "I know you, Asian. ”

Lu Zhuhu looked at the little guy, and carved a clumsy case with a knife on the kettle on his waist - Arsenal's team logo?

Could it be a little gun fan?

"I saw you yesterday, you're a Tottenham ......" The little boy looked a little unhappy and glared at him: "I'm in the first row of the stands!" ”

Lu Zhuhu was a little funny: "How old are you, and you know how to watch football?" ”

"Hmph, when I was three years old, my dad held me at the railing to watch the game, and our whole family is hardcore gunslingers!" The little boy was angry and said, "It's you and them who won!" I was so angry that I didn't eat last night! ”

"Hahaha!" Lu Zhuhu couldn't help laughing: "So, have you met me now that I'm going to avenge your beloved team?" Are you going to learn to play and beat me on the pitch? "Children are so simple!

"If only that's the case, that's not bad." The little boy is serious; "I just found you, and I wanted to hit your head with a rock! However, I would prefer ......"

Lu Zhuhu thought that this guy was going to curse himself for going out and being hit by a car, Tottenham Hotspur would never be relegated and promoted, etc., but the result was ......

"I hope - can you 'abandon the darkness and turn to the light' and help us play football?" The little boy suddenly restrained his hostility and folded his hands with an expectant expression.

Lu Zhuhu: "......"

"Uh, why do you think that? Didn't you say you're angry? ”

"I'm still angry!" The little boy said seriously: "But I think you have 'magic', I have seen it all, you just need to pour a little water on your head, and you can score goals immediately - if you come to Arsenal, I will bring a kettle to water you every day, and then we will win forever......"

"Hahahaha!" Lu Zhuhu laughed out loud again, is it such a cute idea in the minds of children? He is not a mung bean, and he can sprout when he is watered......

Unable to get his response, the little boy was a little anxious, and begged: "If you agree, I will give you all the pocket money I saved, I am very rich!" Suddenly he picked up the kettle and shook it, and it was full of the sound of coins clashing, as if he wanted to tempt him with this small profit......

Lu Zhuhu: "......"

Didn't you say you were going to water me? It's not water in the hair! Feed!

Lu Zhuhu couldn't bear to deceive such a cute child, so he could only shake his head and say: "No, the two teams on the other side, Tottenham and Manchester United, also want me to join them, I have been to your team, but I was kicked out......"

"If you go now, they will definitely think that you are a very good player, and you will not be rude! If you're afraid, I'll go with you!" The young fan added: "Tottenham Manchester United people in other places don't know what team they are, the whole world only knows that we are the best!" ”

Well, are you all so honey-proud! Lu Zhuhu didn't want to dwell on these issues with the child, so he could only fool him and say, "Then I'll think about it...... Maybe one day I'll go play at 'you'. ”

The child was really easy to deceive, and said excitedly: "That's great, I will watch every game of ours, and I have been waiting for you to come!" ”

"Well, don't, even if I go, it may be very late, and it may not be possible to go...... When I'm older, I may not be able to play, and you won't want me to come then......" Lu Zhuhu thought to himself: I am going to play football in the next century, how can you see it.

"I'll wait for you anyway!" The little fan said stubbornly.

"Okay, okay, you have to do this, I can't help it."

The little ones forget when they're older.

"Then you carve me your name on the kettle."

Lu Zhuhu could only satisfy the wishes of this "enemy" fan, and used the metal ring on the lanyard of the Wenqu Star repeater to carve a "u" for him-

How do you look like a copycat v......

Coaxed the children away, Lu Zhuhu thought to himself that he was too popular now, up to greasy middle-aged people like Traessadon and Scott Duncan, down to the yellow-mouthed children, they were all fiercely competing for themselves, if he played Everton on behalf of Liverpool and Manchester City on behalf of Aston Villa...... Don't let the entire top league of England fight for itself!

If you slip away, let's get out of the confines of these two teams and go somewhere else in London!

Lu Zhuhu got on a bus and drove away......

……

When the time came, the Real Madrid star who played at the Bernabeu for two seasons Lu Zhuhu drove high and low, although he was also considered by Lafayette to be the "best player in the World Cup" when he landed, Asian players were worth a record of 40 million, and there were also highlight moments at the Bernabeu, but with Zidane thinking that the midfield was "bloated", Lu Zhuhu was still "sold" to Arsenal in the Premier League. Despite the big sale price, Lu still broke the record set by Mesut Ozil for the highest number of Arsenal signings.