Chapter 115: Bald Saitama
In a ruined city, Hamura is staring at a bald man.
Hamura looked dazed, bald and flat, and scratched his cheeks.
A gust of wind whipped up smoke and dust, and Hamura came back to his senses from his daze, throwing away the kunai in his hand, "Ha......"
He let out a long breath and looked at the bald man in front of him with a puzzled expression.
He knows this guy.,He happened to watch the anime "One Punch Man".,And the bald man in front of him who looks like an ordinary person.,It's the protagonist of this fan.,Unlike other hot-blooded protagonists who grow up step by step from weakness.,This guy,He's invincible as soon as he appears.。
Even the Monkey King in Dragon Ball has times when he is cornered by the enemy, which is worrying. And this guy, no matter what opponent he faces, is almost a punch, no matter how bullish the villain is, it's okay not to meet this bald head, but when he meets that, he is basically handsome for only three seconds, and he will even get a boxed lunch if he can't finish his lines.
However, none of this is important to Hamura now.
"Is this world also the management area of Tianyan?"
Hamura touched his chin and thought, "But no, this place is so close to the underworld, if someone from the Tianyan Organization is stationed here, wouldn't it be okay to teleport over directly?" Why fly in a spaceship from the R-sector...... But... If that's not the case, then why did my Flying Thunder God Kunai appear in this world? I also deliberately used the Flying Thunder God Kunai made of Seeking Dao Jade to insert it into the spaceship, even if it was in the form of the speed of light, even if it was involved in the storm of time and space, it would not easily damage the ...... that broke away from the spaceship."
"So, why is this happening?"
"Thankfully, I left a trace of spiritual power in the Flying Thunder God, so I can see what happened during this time."
Thinking like this, the kunai in his hand turned into a seeking jade and integrated into his body, he lowered his gaze, touched his chin and looked at the picture recorded in that trace of spiritual power.
From Hestia and they flew out of the underworld on a spaceship to Yi accidentally discovered the flying thunder god kunai, and pulled out a dashing "go you......
The corners of Hamura's eyes twitched violently, and he didn't count that there was a pig teammate in the team, and he was so close to each other, and he didn't find that the kunai contained his breath.
No, maybe that guy didn't remember his breath at all...... You may not even be able to distinguish the breath at all...... After all, it's a guy with developed limbs......
"It's not good~ Do you want me to fly back by myself? But at a distance of 30 light years, I have to fly for a month or two......"
"However, there seems to be no other way......"
"But...... Finished! I don't remember the way back......"
Another gust of wind blew, and Yucun's whole person slowly petrified, "Could it be that I am a strong person in the world realm, and I will be trapped in this world forever like this?" ”
However, there is a way to go back, if Feather Cloak can get to the first area, she will definitely be able to find herself, after all, in different time and space, she can open a portal to the future for herself.
"Well, if Feather Cloak finds out that I'm delayed in going back, it's likely that he will come to the first area to look for me, so, although my situation seems to be a little bad right now, I don't need to be too anxious, it's just that the threat of the Dead Monarch ......"
Suddenly, he looked up at the bald man in front of him.
"Huh?"
The bald man scratched his cheek and let out a flat puzzled sound.
"I can't see how strong this guy is?"
Hamura looked the bald man in front of him up and down, no matter how he looked at it, he was an ordinary guy.
"I'm not interested in men......"
The bald man's face gradually became solemn, and he said firmly.
"Huh?"
Hamura's body stiffened, and then he waved his hand calmly, "I'm not interested in men, let alone being bald." ”
"Bald!"
The bald man's bald head, which could reflect the sun's rays and even serve as a mirror, suddenly bulged with green tendons, and his eyes shouted dangerously: "I'm really sorry that I'm bald!" What's wrong with my baldness? I'm bald and stronger! Am I proud? ”
"I want to ask you to do me a favor!"
"Huh? Wait a minute...... Your mind jumps a little fast... And you just said I was bald, right? I have no reason to help you... Went home. ”
After saying that, turn around and leave.
"Wait, I'll treat you to kelp."
"Kelp?"
"It is said that kelp grows."
"You're finding fault, aren't you?"
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"Why do you keep following me!"
The bald Saitama turned around with a disgusted expression.
"I'll treat you to ramen."
"Really?"
"It's more real than gold."
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"You're a good man!"
At the ramen restaurant, Saitama touched his bulging belly and looked at Hamura opposite.
"Will you help me now?"
"Tell me about it first?"
"It's simple, help me fight."
"Hmmm......"
"I've got all your food for the next month, just say whatever you want."
"Let's go!"
Saitama got up instantly.
A faint smile broke into the corner of Hamura's mouth.
"Two gentlemen, a total of 1,830 yen."
The clerk's face was full of smiles.
"Yen?"
Yumura took out the money and paused, "By the way, this world is not under the jurisdiction of the Tianyan Organization, and the Flying Wing Yuan is useless... But if it weren't for the Flying Wing Yuan, it would be too easy to do..."
Turning his head to look at Saitama, who was frightened by 1830 yen, Hamura coughed dryly and said, "Saitama, give me 500 yen, and I'll give you 10,000 yen later." ”
"Really?!"
Saitama turned her head sharply.
"Hmm!"
Hamura nodded solemnly.
Saitama slowly took out her wallet with a painful face, took out the largest 500 yen coin from it, and hesitated for a while before gritting her teeth and handing it to Hamura, "You said, you want to give me 10,000 yen." ”
"Don't worry, leave it to me...... You're going to let me go! ”
"Forget it......"
After a while, Hamura helplessly looked at Saitama who was holding the coin tightly and did not let go, and dispelled the idea of taking the coin from his hand, anyway, he just wanted to look at the coins of this world, and then he could create some with Yin Yang Dun.
"Forehead ......"
Hamura glanced at it, and his heart suddenly became empty.
"Why does this coin also have the symbol of the Law of Heaven on it! How can this be imitated? If you do it, it will definitely be debunked! ”
Looking at the smiling expression on the face of the clerk's young lady, Hamura rolled his eyes, took out his pocket, and then took out a handful of 500 yen coins from his pocket, which were more than 20 yuan.
"Saitama, come, here you go."
Hamura said as he placed a handful of coins in Saitama's purse.
Feeling the wallet in his hand that instantly became swollen, he looked at the pile of 500 yen coins in a daze, "You...... What a great man! ”
"It's okay, are we friends?"
Hamura had a nonchalant expression, "Oh, by the way, I've given you all the money on my body, and I haven't paid the bill yet." ”
As he spoke, he calmly took out the only four real 500 yen coins from Saitama's wallet, and handed them to the clerk.
Saitama didn't care, after all, there were so many in his wallet, and he was happy in his heart now.
"Well, friend, I've made up your friend!"
Saitama nodded solemnly, if he could ignore his eyes and keep glancing at the wallet in his hand, it would definitely make Hamura feel that he was sincere.
"Hehe......"
Hamura smiled, turned his head and looked at the clerk to look for money, and sure enough, he went through the machine on the counter with four coins.
Although the appearance is not the same as the counterfeit detector in the third area, that machine is definitely the counterfeit detector of this world, which can detect the authenticity of the flying wings on the coin, after all, the shape of the wings of the coin can be imitated, but the trace of the imprint contained in it cannot be imitated.
Handing the money that the young lady found back to Saitama, looking at his happy expression, Hamura secretly wiped a handful of sweat and said secretly: "Saitama, don't worry, I'll give it back to you in the future." ”
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Hamura pulled Saitama to speed through the starry sky.
“……”
Saitama, who looked confused, came back to his senses, and after a while, he had adapted to the oxygen-free environment of the vacuum, but he couldn't let the words spread.
He moved his mouth and danced and said something, but the words just couldn't get out.
"It's gone!"
Two hours later, Hamura and Saitama were standing on a star, looking at the nebula, but the spider creatures that had been entrenched on it had disappeared.
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"You're so strong! It can fly, and it can fly in the universe. ”
In vain, Hamura took Saitama back to the world of One Punch, and as soon as he returned to this world, Saitama asked.
"It's rare to see someone as strong as you, but you can't fly." Hamura glanced at him.
Ellie has already told him about this guy's strength, and it is unreasonable to be able to match Z-level in strength.
He is so strong, he relies entirely on the strength of his body, he can't manipulate any power of heaven and earth, and he doesn't have any mysterious means, some only have a pair of ordinary fists, but they can burst everything.
How could he become so strong after three years of training in a very ordinary way?
Under the world view of One Punch Man, there are many monsters, and these monsters are collectively called weirdos.
There are all kinds of weirdos, there are natural weirdos, there are weirdos under the products of science, and there are also humans who become weirdos because they are too obsessed with something.
And according to Ellie, even Saitama was also too obsessed with it, and he should have turned into a weirdo, but the result may have something to do with his obsession, but he didn't become a weirdo when he finally transformed, but it also broke the human limiter, and as evidence that he had transformed, he lost his hair and some feelings, so to speak, although he didn't become a weirdo, he was no longer an ordinary human.
His obsession seems to be to be a hero who can defeat all the weirdos, right? So he's invincible? After all, most of the weirdos that humans mutate into have a lot to do with their obsessions, such as liking to eat crabs, eating too much, and becoming crab weirdos or something.
Well, think about it this way, maybe he ate too much weirdos?
But who can say for sure? Even Ellie wasn't sure. It may also be that the law of heaven sees that the frequency of evil in this world is too fast, and then chooses a person to make him invincible.
Anyway, this guy has a strength comparable to that of the Z-class, in short, Mathers is not out, and in the four areas, he is invincible.
"Ordinary people can't fly."
"So, are you an ordinary person?"
"I'm a hero of interest."
"I'm not interested in being a hero, but I'll leave the weirdos to me."
Hamura looked at the progress of control under the mission menu, and the flying thunder god kunai happened to kill the dragon level, which is equivalent to the SS level vaccine man, so the progress has increased by one percent, and now it is ten percent.
The one-punch world is rich in weirdos, which makes him feel that coming to this world is actually not bad, at least in the next period of time, the progress bar will increase a lot.
"No, you have money to be a hero, right?"
Hamura suddenly realized a problem, and when he came to this world, he became destitute again, although money was not necessary for him, but he couldn't do it without money.
After all, he promised Saitama that he would take care of his food for a month.
"But think about it again, in this world, I don't have to hide my power, I can create some things with Yin and Yang to sell, and I won't be short of money, right?"
Hamura looked at Saitama next to him, "Well, get some money as soon as possible and exchange the counterfeit money in his wallet, otherwise...... If he knew that I gave him counterfeit money and gave me a punch, it would be very stiff. ”
Hamura has no place to live now, so he returned to Z City with Saitama.
There is a no-man's land in the depths of Z City, because there are often strange people haunting, so the people here have moved away, and the poor ghost, Saitama, who can't pay the rent, lives in the no-man's land, after all, the house in it is arbitrary.
There are 26 cities in this world, and they are also named after the twenty-six English letters of ABCD, which is as casual as naming the star sector of the Sky Eye.
Returned to Z City.
Hamura pulled Saitama, who longed for the supermarket, "What are you doing?" ”
"Buy the ingredients and go back and make dinner."
"I said I would take care of your food for a month, don't worry, leave it to me."
"You're such a nice guy!"
Saitama sighed again, "I didn't even help you fight, and you are even willing to take care of my food." ”
"Friends."
The corners of Hamura's mouth twitched, and then he burrowed into the supermarket.
"What a good man!"
Saitama wiped away tears with emotion.
After a while, Hamura walked out of the supermarket with two large bags of ingredients and daily necessities, "Fortunately, gold is still valuable in this world." ”
"Take it."
Hamura handed a bag of ingredients to Saitama, who was stunned for a moment before taking it.
"Give."
Hamura took out five banknotes with a face value of 10,000 yuan from his pocket, "Don't use coins to buy things in the future, it's not up to grade, otherwise don't say I'm your friend in the future, shame." ”
Saitama trembled and took five 10,000 yuan bills, "This, this is a local tyrant!" ”
Chest straightened, "Yes, yes, as a friend of the local tyrant, I will definitely hit people with banknotes in the future to see who dares to look down on me." ”
Immediately after that, the two returned to no man's land, and on the way, Saitama also killed a strange man with one punch, and Hamura did not intervene, because it was just a tiger-level monster.
There are five levels of weirdos in this world, and according to the degree of disaster caused by the weirdos themselves to humans, they are divided into wolves, tigers, ghosts, dragons, and gods according to their degree of threat.
Wolf: Dangerous for humans. But this level of weirdos is relatively weak, and four or five strong men can almost be subdued together.
Tiger: A crisis that can cause casualties. A monster of this level is too powerful for ordinary people or even ordinary heroes, but it is worthless in the eyes of Hamura, because tiger-level monsters rarely reach the level of S rank and cannot provide him with control of progress.
Ghost Level: A crisis that can lead to the paralysis or even destruction of a town. Most of these levels are S-rank, and their strength is quite strong, killing a control progress that can increase by 0.5 percent.
Dragon: A danger that can lead to the destruction of several towns. This level corresponds to SS-level weirdos, at least most dragon-level weirdos are SS-level, killing one can increase the control progress by one percent.
God: A crisis that could lead to the demise of humanity. It may be the SSS level, a weirdo of this level, Hamura doesn't think he can meet, but the leader of the "Cosmic Dark Matter Pirates" "Poros" may be an existence of this level.