He Qun, I can't tell if my cousin is my cousin or whatever, that is, my grandmother gave birth to two children, one is my brother is my father, and the other is my aunt, He Qun's mother, so is this a cousin or a cousin?

Introduce He Qun, now 192 or 193, a giant brainless, a giant who can't speak, a representative of no emotional intelligence, when he was a child, he loved to flow a lot, so my brother I gave him a nickname "saliva man".

The child has been indifferent since he was a child, indifferent to everyone, and everyone looks like he owes 2.85 million to others, except for me, the eldest brother he admires the most.

After reflecting and summarizing myself, in addition to being tall and handsome, I really can't hook up with the big brother of the domineering society, how can a gentle, considerate, kind and kind boy like me take a title that is so inconsistent with my own, although I still like "The stormy days of me and my little brother", but I really can't bear to give up this title.

In fact, my uncle, who is He Qun's father, asked He Qun such a question, He Qun, who are you most afraid of?

"Brother"

So who do you like the most?

"Brother".

Actually, I'm quite happy that he can say that he likes me, but I'm very upset why he said he was afraid of me, he forgot that he drooled when I was a child, and I helped him wipe it off, right?

I'll admit that I do sometimes

It's a little ferocious

But as the saying goes, isn't it?

Brother Yan is just like his father

I'm about to raise him as my son

Why doesn't this kid understand my painstaking efforts?

He Qun, although he has been taller than his peers since he was a child

But I don't like to talk and I don't want to play with them

The little ones felt that he was out of place

Just bully him

He is also clever enough to know that he is alone

You can't beat it alone

Immediately ran to my dad and sued me

Said that someone bullied him

Who, who, who, how to bully

I remember it clearly

My father sent me back

Say that whoever beats He Qun, you will fight to death

I'm ???

Who is your son???

Don't you know, Dad????

When I was a child, I had a New Year

An uncle gave us two

One person gave a basketball

Let's go play

We just ran under the basketball hoop

Shoot yourself in there

In fact, I really didn't understand it at the time

Just cast blindly

Because at that time, a basket in the community was broken

There is only one basket

In fact, we were very law-abiding in the beginning

Line up to shoot one by one

Slowly for a long time

Kids

I'm running out of patience

He was in a hurry to vote for me

I started to cheat

"He Qun, you stop first"

“？”

"What you voted for sucks"

In fact, he really voted better than me at the time

I really don't blush

I saw that he was frightened by me

Just go on

"Your level is not yet at the stage of shooting, you go over and shoot 1,000 shots yourself, count them out loud, let me hear you shoot, I'll let you play"

He froze

He looked at me with a blank eye

"What are you looking at, why don't you go quickly?"

He was holding the ball and sloppy to the ground next to him to shoot the basketball

I think about it now that I can really laugh out loud

I saw him go

Ai can do it

I just threw it hard

If you throw too far, you throw too far

OK, it doesn't matter

"He Qun is going to help me pick up the ball"

He immediately put down his ball

Just go pick up my balls for me

Obediently send it to me

"Okay, let's go shoot the ball"

He just turned to leave

I called out to him

"Ah, by the way, that 1000 hits have to be connected to count, and you have to start from scratch?"

I was really exhausted by the last shot

I just sat and watched him smash the ball alone

It's really honest, this kid

Look at me and I don't play anymore and don't vote

Obediently count the ball while shooting the ball

I was really skinny as a kid at the time

I saw him shoot so seriously

I just wanted to bully him

He counted to almost 600

I just couldn't control my body

I ran up and slapped the racket and flew away

He was also stunned

"Why?"

When he asked me why

I also wanted to ask myself why

Why did the hand owe so much and stretched it out

Of course, I can't say and I don't know why

I started pulling it off at him.

"You see you're really bad defensively, how can you shoot? I'm just going to try you, you see you can't hold at all. ”

he

still

only

true

letter

finish

！

Just that kind of sudden realization.

Fart to pick up the ball.

Come back and keep shooting.

Finally came a few rounds

It's almost 10 o'clock in the evening

I think it's time to go back

So I told him to go back

As a result, I can't call it no matter how much I call it

"I went to go home and go home for dinner"

“721，722，723...”

"He Qun! Go home for dinner!"

“724，725...”

"M, you stinky boy won't listen to me?"

I'll just go over and pull it over

"Brother, I haven't finished filming yet"

"You shoot you m p I'm starving".

"Then you go back first, I'll go back after filming"

"???? what are you talking about, I'm going home for dinner?"

"No, I didn't finish shooting"

"You shoot tomorrow"

"No, what you do today has to be done today"

"Are you a dead brain?"

I'll just think he's just a temper

Didn't I bully him

He didn't dare to get angry with me and me like that

I'm still coaxing him

"Obedient, I'll play with you tomorrow, go back to dinner today."

He wasn't happy anymore

But he didn't dare to turn his face against me

He silently pulled his hand out

Go back and hold the ball and continue to shoot

Well

Although I think so

But I'm really hungry

I'll go back

My dad asked

"What about Ho Qun?"

"I can't come back downstairs to shoot the ball, it's useless to persuade Dad, I'm hungry, I want to eat"

"You put the ball there and call your brother back"

"He was hungry and he came back on his own"

"If you want to go, you will go"

"I'll call after I'm done"

"Lao Tzu told you to go now!"

My mother

I shouted at this voice

Hurry up and run downstairs to find He Qun

I'll call him

I saw him being stupid. z the same

Honestly slap the ball

I thought no

When will this shoot go

"Brother help you shoot 500, I'll shoot 500, okay"

I thought I was saying this

He must have been moved

As a result, he dumped me

"No"

I'll call him

I saw him being stupid. z the same

Honestly slap the ball

I thought no

When will this shoot go

"Brother help you shoot 500, I'll shoot 500, okay"

I thought I was saying this

He must have been moved

As a result, he dumped me

"No"

Wow

Stinky boy

You're still setting the score for me, aren't you?

"Then you shoot 700, I'll shoot 300 lines, when will you shoot alone?"

"I'll do it myself"

“...”

I really want to pound him

I was literally starving to death

I didn't even have the strength to scold him

He sat down on the stairs next to him

Look at this bkid, smashing this ball

I saw that he only got 200

I just got my brain

He shouted "201"

I shouted, "501!"

The voice drowned out him

Shout louder and harder than he did

He shouted after me silently confused

So shouting

He was immediately in a state of bewilderment

It didn't take long for me to finish shouting

I don't care if he finishes filming or not

Anyway, I'm done shouting

"Okay, 1000 now'" this time. It's so fast."

"That's because you shouted like a girl, and you didn't have any strength at all, and then you learned from me to shout like this, and you shouted right away" "I know, but really, why is it so fast?"

"Why do you have so many problems, because this is the strength of our brothers, as soon as I encourage you, you will be energetic" "Is it the power of unity?"

"Yes, but you have to remember that even if the strength of unity is still the best"

"I remember! My brother is also the most powerful in the power of unity."

"Yes, that's right, just remember. ”

As soon as I got home, my dad picked out the key questions

"Xiaobao, is He Teng bullying you again? [Xiaobao is He Qun's nickname] I immediately threw myself over and killed with my eyes

But He Qun didn't receive a murderous message from me, "My brother didn't bully me"

"yes, Dad, why are you asking this question?

”

Bullying my brother?

"It's just that I won't be allowed to shoot the basketball, I'll shoot a thousand shots to play."

”

...

Goodbye world

After my sister gave me the task

Happily pulled an egg out of the fridge

Leave it to me discreetly

I reluctantly touched the egg

"Xiaobai, you will be born soon."

...

Little White ???

These eight characters have not been skimmed yet

You've even got your name right???

yes

My sister is so cute

Gently entrust the eggs to me later

Immediately hugged me

Kissed me on the cheek

"Brother, I'll go downstairs to play, I want to work hard to let Xiaobai be born soon."

"Well... Good... Don't run too fast and fall down."

"Got it"

t。

m。

d。

No matter what

These eggs have to be hatched for me

She went downstairs to play

I've been staring at this egg

Think about how to hatch it

I'm going to buy a hen. ？

No, no, no

It's been too long

When I bought it, my dad was going to break my leg

This one doesn't work

Then please let the aunt next door help me hatch it

She gave birth to a son anyway

Experienced

Anyway, to give birth to a son is to give birth

Raw chicks are also raw

Nothing different, right?

But Auntie is also human

People shouldn't be able to lay eggs

Neither will this one

Tangled to tangled

I was the only one who hatched it myself

I remember it was a big summer

He took out the quilt and covered himself with two layers

Place the eggs carefully on your stomach

Hold it with your hand so that the quilt doesn't press against it

"Please, Xiaobai, you can be more angry!"

It's time to eat at noon

The nanny sister who was helping at home couldn't find me

Calling me at home all the time

It was really hot at the time

It's a dead hot summer

It's really incubated again

Angry, I lifted the quilt and stood up directly

Rush into the living room and yell at her

"Roar, roar, p, roar, I don't know if you have a baby, do you want to be quiet??!!!"

“...”

“...”

“... Who gave birth to a baby"

"Me"

“...”

“... Why are you looking at me like this... I didn't do it voluntarily..."

That one... Men can't have children."

"Do you need to tell me this, don't I know about it?"

“...”

"Not really a child???Why are you looking like a chick is a chick cooing chicken."

"That's... People can't hatch chicks."

"I know, I look like I don't know."

"It's not..."

“...”

“...”

"So I told you... Don't look at me with that strange look..."

I'll tell her the ins and outs

Go back and see Xiaobai

I looked at the bed and saw that there was no white white

There is no white in the quilt either

When I turned my gaze to the floor

I saw Xiaobai's sparse "corpse"

Xiaobai lifted the quilt because I was too excited

Already on the ground

Passed...

"Little white, !!!!!!!!"

I immediately ran to Xiaobai's "corpse".

Trembling hands tried to touch Xiaobai

However, Xiaobai will not respond to me again

[Although it never responded to me in the first place]

"Little white, !!!!"

After yelling enough, wrap Xiaobai in a napkin immediately

Wipe the floor clean again

Do not throw it in the trash

What if I come back and be seen

I took a small plastic bag

Put Xiaobai's "corpse" in it

Then throw it in the trash

I'm doing a good job of dealing with it

I immediately went to the refrigerator and found an egg that was very similar to Xiaobai

Hold in your arms

"Okay, I now appoint you Xiaobai No. 2, you have to live well for Xiaobai"

But no matter how I give it temperature

How to wrap it so tightly

It certainly didn't react at all

I had a flash of inspiration

A person's body temperature is not good

You don't need anyone

Maybe I'm a genius

I took the little white number two to find the nanny sister

"Help me get a scald"

“？？？？”

"Can you help me get a perm?"

“？？？？？？”

"If you want me to put it in the water, do you understand what I'm saying?"

I took the little white number two to find the nanny sister

"Help me get a scald"

“？？？？”

"Can you help me get a perm?"

“？？？？？？”

"If you want me to put it in the water, do you understand what I'm saying?"

"This... Cooked???"

"Don't boil it."

“？？？？”

"Wouldn't it be nice if you controlled the temperature of the water and didn't let it cook?"

“...？”

Now that I think about it, I really am

Commands from the mouth

I never care if others can do it or not

I can't do it myself

Just ask others to do it

That sister used to think I was one

foolish

child

And the nanny sister confirmed with me again and again

After getting my serious perm answer

Without hesitation, she threw Xiaobai No. 2 in

"You can't blame me if it's cooked"

"Of course it's your fault, you didn't master the heat"

"Then I'll take it out."

"No, this chicken must hatch!"

When we argue for a while

Let's go to Xiaobai No. 2 again

Xiaobai No. 2 already exudes a faint aroma

"You killed Little White Two"

"You made me cook it..."

I looked at the little white number two on the table

I just hadn't eaten at noon and was hungry

"Forget it, you can't waste food, I'll help you hide it this time, you remember to thank me"

I'm for the nanny sister

He gave up his life to hide it for her

I'm such a good man

I remember that egg very well

It is medium-cooked

I don't know if it's because it's Xiaobai No. 2

I have a different affection for it

But that egg was really delicious

After that, the little white three

Little White Four

Little White Five

Little White Six

Little White Seven

They all died in my belly

When I got tired of eating eggs

I suddenly realized

It doesn't work

But I've already promised my sister

As someone else's convention can be sloppy

But the sister's agreement must be kept by the person

A thought crossed my mind in an instant

After arranging it, I

I looked around at the little white 234567

Crushed eggshells

After thinking about it, the chick popped out

The shell shouldn't be so shattered

So I took it out in the fridge again

Xiaobai No. 8

There was a knock on the side of the table

Beat the egg yolks and whites into a bowl

Then perfect two cloves of eggshells

It's in my hands

After washing the egg whites from the eggshells

Place on a table to dry

I found a cardboard box and laid out towels inside

Put the two more eggshells in the box

Forge one

The illusion that the egg will naturally break after it has been hatched

Baby

Brother is not lying to you

It's a lie that can't be helped

Brother really can't see your disappointed eyes

Reading is exciting, reading is wonderful!

( = )