Chapter 11: A Duck Stirs Up a Storm
Utan City, a small lake.
A flat boat floats in the middle of the lake with the wind, and the breeze is intoxicating and ripples.
Concubine Ya snuggled up to Li Yan's chest and smiled happily.
Li Mad took her out, originally wanting to wander around and kill time.
Encountering this Hubo, Concubine Ya made a temporary decision, bought a small boat, and let Li Crazy row to the middle of the lake, saying that it was a good place to rest and enjoy the beautiful scenery.
"You know what? I've never lived so happily as I do today? Concubine Ya suddenly raised her head and looked at him stupidly.
Li Mad also looked down at her, a sense of pity surged in his heart, and said, "Then do you want to be happier?" ”
A touch of blush appeared on Concubine Ya's delicate face, and she said shyly: "Phew! It's not serious! But I thought in my heart, if you really want to be strong, can people still stop you?
Li Mad knew that she wanted to be crooked, and he couldn't help but think about it.
He suddenly remembered that the two of them were in the middle of a remote lake, and there was no one around, except for the occasional wild duck that would pop out of the reeds, and such a closed and perfect environment was simply deliberately tempting him to commit a crime!
Looking down again, Concubine Ya seemed to be asleep, closed her eyes, and her moist red lips opened and closed slightly, revealing shell-like teeth.
Li Mad suddenly realized, no wonder this girl had to run to this place where the bird doesn't, it turned out that she had bad intentions for her brother!
Steady!
Be sure to hold on!
Don't wave!
Otherwise, the achievement value that is about to arrive will be yellow!
Li Mad couldn't stop beating wildly, desperately restrained, and admonished himself in his heart.
And Concubine Ya, who was pretending to be asleep, was secretly anxious, and after waiting for a long time, she didn't see Li Mad make any further moves.
She hinted so obviously, why didn't that guy have an open head?
So she secretly opened a slit and took a look, but saw that Li Mad was not looking at her at all, but staring into the distance with a solemn face.
What is so good-looking? There was a big girl with yellow flowers, and she looked at it as if she were nothing.
Concubine Ya was curious, but she didn't want to break the tranquility of the moment and the perfect timing of deliberate indulgence.
Suddenly······
"Look! What a beautiful little guy! Li Mad pointed to the distance and shouted.
Concubine Ya subconsciously opened her eyelids, straightened up her soft and delicate body, and looked in the direction pointed by Li Mad .
I saw that in the reeds, a wild duck was paddling happily, looking for food.
The oily and mottled feathers are indeed quite beautiful.
And looking at the duck's stupid appearance, the thief is cute, just like Li Mad !
Wait a minute!
A duck·······
A duck!
A duck!!
You wake up the old lady with yelling, just show me this!
Concubine Ya's expression instantly froze, as if she was frozen by the ice, which was extremely terrifying.
"How! Isn't that a pretty duck? Li smiled wildly and sunnyly, and his innocent smiling face could be used to deceive underage girls.
Concubine Ya took a deep breath, her chest rising and falling violently, and she held back her anger.
With a smirk: "What a beautiful duck!" ”
"I'll just say, it's pretty and beautiful, isn't it?" Li stood up without moving, temporarily freed from Concubine Ya's clutches, and looked much more relaxed.
Concubine Ya couldn't see that Li Mad was deliberately dodging, and when she boarded, her anger surged, and she pulled off a piece of wood from the wooden boat and ejected it!
"Quack!!"
Wood chips clinging to the fighting spirit, piercing directly through the duck's feathers, and blood splattered on the lake.
The duck fluttered and struggled a few times, and then floated to the surface of the water and did not move.
"People swim well, why are you killing it?" Li Yan tilted his head and wondered.
Concubine Ya gritted her teeth and laughed angrily: "Such a beautiful duck, people can't help but want to eat him!" ”
Li Crazy smiled weakly and said, "Hey, say it earlier, I'll go and make you a roast duck!" ”
After speaking, Li Crazy jumped deeply, his body was as light as a swallow, he swept over the lake, picked up the unlucky duck, and jumped back to the boat in a few clicks.
"Ding! Detecting the special needs of the goddess customer, the system temporarily grants the host card [Gold Medal Barbecue Master] and provides a set of special barbecue tools! ”
Brush!
A whole set of barbecue tools landed in the bow of the boat.
Aluminum alloy barbecue grill, pure natural charcoal, secret sauce fragrant barbecue sauce, Arowana soybean oil, special cumin powder, non-shedding barbecue brush, various precious spices········
Looking at this large pile of barbecue tools, Concubine Ya was stunned and said, "You still carry these things with you?" ”
Li Mad was also stunned for a moment, and then made up nonsense: "Walking the rivers and lakes, sleeping in the open for many years, I met a barbecue master, I admired and appreciated his skills, and I couldn't help but learn both hands, but I didn't expect to be out of control from then on, and I fell in love with the taste of barbecue, so I specially prepared these things, is it very reasonable to explain it like this?" ”
"Eun, you just blow it!" Concubine Ya was lying on a blanket, her legs slightly spread, and her disdainful expression was obviously unbelieving.
Li Crazy rolled up his sleeves, and was about to do a big job, and said: "Hehe, the barbecue technique under is not blown out, just watch it, don't drool later!" ”
Concubine Ya raised her leg and kicked him lightly in the ass, urging: "Hurry up, people are hungry!" ”
"Okay, guest officer, please wait!"
Li Mad turned around and bowed, and the scholar shopkeeper moved.
Concubine Ya was amused by his funny appearance and covered her mouth and smiled.
Suddenly, I remembered that I had just kicked the butt of the strong man of the Dou Sect, and Fang Xin was a little excited.
Li Madness carried the duck to the side of the boat, grabbed the water with his empty right hand, and a ball of water jumped out of the water and floated in the air.
Then Li Madness burned the water balloon with his fighting spirit, burned it until it boiled, and then threw the duck in and scalded it for more than ten seconds.
Carrying the hairless duck, Li Mad took out a knife and brushed it a few times, cleaned the duck's internal organs, and washed it with a hot water balloon repeatedly.
Finally, it is threaded from the duck's butt to the duck's neck with an iron drill, smeared with special barbecue sauce and Arowana soybean oil, sandwiched on the grill, and burned red charcoal with fighting energy·······
Soon after, the surface of the duck formed a layer of oily golden color, and the enticing aroma of roasting wafted on the surface of the lake, attracting all kinds of birds to circle in the boat, and all kinds of wild beasts appeared in the jungle by the lake, screaming at the boat!
Concubine Yafei was not surprised by the strange reactions of the animals around her, because she herself was tormented by the smell of roast duck and fidgeted, her eyes probed her brain from behind, and the liquid in her mouth couldn't stop swallowing into the deep throat.
Even people can't stand the temptation of roast duck, let alone beasts!
"It smells so good! How can it be so fragrant? ”
"Have you baked it? People are so hungry that they can't stand it! Give me a bite! ”
Concubine Ya rubbed her rumbling belly, her eyes emitting a hungry green light, and she couldn't stop screaming.
"It's almost ready, this heat is still a little bit short, you bear with it first."
Li Mad's hands are constantly churning the roast duck to make it evenly heated, just right, and the sesame oil dripping on the skin of the roast duck makes a sizzling sound on the red-hot charcoal, which is even more tempting to the taste.
Even Li was roasting wildly, he was tempted by his masterpiece, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth flowed down his chin.
"Ahh~~ People can't stand it! Give me a bite! ”
Concubine Ya was tempted by this duck to lose her mind, and the goddess's personality collapsed instantly, and she pounced on Li Mad like a madman, wanting to snatch the duck that was roasting in his hand.