Chapter XXXVIII. ATM
"That's right, a million. If you can let me have the same immortal body as you, I'll give you a million dollars. The eyes of the super killer girl looked at the little evil god without blinking, and there was a kind of expectation in them.
"A million, a million is a lot. One, two, three...... No, no, for a hundred dollars I can draw a card ten times. So how many times can I draw a card for a million? Ten times for one hundred dollars, twenty times for two hundred dollars......," the little evil god counted with his fingers.
The super killer girl looked at the little evil god like this, and couldn't help but roll her eyes: "A hundred American knives can be drawn ten times, so a million American knives can naturally be drawn ten thousand times." ”
"Huh? Ten thousand times? Ten thousand times! In that case, I can definitely draw a five-star card, a five-star card. Hey, hey, hey......" The little evil god's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but want to drool as he spoke.
“…… Hey, you haven't told me how I can be as immortal as you are! This million is not in your hands yet! The super killer girl couldn't help but push the little evil god, and said angrily.
"Huh?" The little evil god blinked: "You give me money first, or, or give me a part of the money as a deposit." ”
"Deposit?" The Super Killer frowned slightly.
"Yes, the reason why I want the deposit is purely because I am afraid that you will not give me the money after giving you immortality. It's because I can't give you immortality, so I deliberately cheated some money from you first. The little evil god said with a serious face.
“…… You said you leaked your mouth, you can't let me have the same immortal body as you. The super killer girl looked at the little evil god speechlessly, and at the same time felt disappointed in her heart.
"Huh? Did I say I slipped my mouth? When? How did I not know? The little evil god's eyes widened with incredulity.
“…… You guy, are you stupid? The super killer girl looked at the little evil god speechlessly: "I probably understand, the reason why you guys have an immortal body is entirely because you are stupid." Because you are so stupid, God is worried that you will die stupidly, so he gave you this immortal body so that you can have the capital to continue living, right? The Super Killer sneered and mocked, with a little envy and jealousy in her tone.
"Hmph, it's not. My immortal body wasn't given to me by that guy from God, I'm a demon. I'm a demon! God wants me to die, so he won't give you an immortal body. The little evil god said with a smug face.
"So you didn't deny the fact that I said you were stupid?" The super killer girl looked at the little evil god a little weakly.
"Huh? No, I'm smart, I'll tell you. I've tested my IQ and it's 55 points. The little evil god retorted loudly.
"Five, fifty-five points? No wonder. The Super Killer couldn't help but nod.
"Hmph, I'll tell you. In our hell, the perfect score for the exam is only 100 points. I got fifty-five points, but I almost passed. The little evil god said proudly.
"There are exams in hell? Hehehe. The Super Killer continued to chuckle.
"Of course, of course there are exams in hell. And there are exams every semester. The most annoying thing for me is the exam. Because in the previous exams, I had never exceeded 30 points. I didn't expect that after I came to the world, I could score 55 points, and I was only 5 points short of passing, hehehe. The little evil god said, becoming more and more proud.
"Can I tell you that, in terms of IQ, 80 is actually barely passing? It is said that the smartest Tony Stark has an IQ of more than 22. The superkiller looked at the little evil god with a look of pity.
"Nonsense! The full score of the exam is only 100 points, how can it be 80 points to pass. And more than two hundred and two? Is that guy stupid? Don't you know that the full score is only 100 points? Isn't this obvious telling the teacher that he's cheating? The little evil god said with a look of disdain, she really despised that Tony Stark. Not even cheating. Although the little evil god had been cheating during the hell exam before, he was caught by the teacher every time.
"Hehehe, whatever you want. If you say 100 is a perfect score, then 100 is a perfect score. The superkiller girl shook her head, and when she met a guy with such a touching IQ, the superkiller couldn't bear to refute her anything.
"Alright, stupid, I'm leaving. If I don't go back, my big dad will be looking for me. Good bye. The Super Killer waved her hand at the little evil god, turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait, you haven't given me the money yet!" The little evil god hugged the thigh of the super killer girl, and he didn't let go. "Why should I give you money, you can't let me have the same immortality as you. And I don't want to trade your touching intelligence for immortality. The superkiller shook her head.
"Anyway, I don't care, you haven't given me the money yet. I won't let you go. "The little evil god hugged the thigh of the super killer girl, as if it was glued to it.
The Super Killer Girl rolled her eyes: "But you can't let me have an immortal body at all, so I won't give you another penny." ”
"But you've asked me so many questions. You say it, answer you a question, a hundred dollars. I remember the words of the little evil god clearly, although the original words didn't seem to be like that.
"I've already given you a hundred dollars. So, let go of me, I'm going back. If I'm late to go back, Big Daddy will scold me. The super killer girl tugged at her legs, but she couldn't pull them out at all.
"I don't care, I don't care, you haven't given me the money yet!" The little evil god almost rolled on the ground.
Moreover, in fact, if it weren't for the superkiller girl who gave the little evil god a hundred dollars, she wouldn't have pestered the superkiller girl so much. In the eyes of the little evil god, the superkiller girl is an ATM and an ATM, and when she encounters it twice, she can get money from her, which is even better than her little friend Medusa in hell.
"You let go!"
"Don't let it go!"
"Let it go!"
"Don't let it go!"
"If you don't let it go, I'm going to be rude to you."
"You're welcome."
"I'll hit you!"
"I'm not going to let it go. Unless you give me money! ”
The super killer girl looked at the little evil god like a dog skin plaster, and only felt a headache: "Okay, I'm giving you a hundred yuan!" ”
Seeing the superkiller girl take out a hundred dollars again, the little evil god's eyes lit up, and he snatched the money with a whoosh.
"......" The super killer girl looked at the little evil god like this, and felt particularly speechless.
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