- Global Village, a peaceful country free from war, a maritime city.

A certain shopping street.

A programmer walked into a convenience store.

"I'm going to buy Durex."

"Sold out." The clerk pointed to the counter of the Durex store and replied calmly.

"Sixth sense?" The program ape did not give up.

"Do you know what day it is? On Valentine's Day on February 14, the set was sold out in the morning. ”

“hatthe****!”

The program ape is a sea turtle, and it only got off the list this year, with all kinds of efforts.

His girlfriend finally agreed to do something memorable on this memorable day.

But......

The clerks, who had been busy with their work, were startled by the sound of his ghost crying wolf, as if time had stopped, but it was only for a moment, and they quickly began to work as usual as if nothing had happened.

At this time, the radio on the shopping street sounded.

Notice: There will be a slight earthquake tonight. The epicenter location is approximately: hotel, lawn, car, etc. The tremor is not particularly strong, and it is accompanied by a slight humming sound, so please do not panic.

The ape was devastated when he heard this broadcast.

If you can...... He also wants to join the Zhenzhen clan.

However...... Heaven did not give him this opportunity.

He walked all over the streets, but he couldn't find ...... Condom!

At this time, he had to call the usually resourceful, but completely perverted friend for help.

"Little Himehime, what are you doing?"

"Write a book."

"That book, you can be a eunuch...... What is there to write about. ”

"It's hard to understand my plot with your intelligence."

"I'm grassy, and there is a conspiracy to write a book?"

"That's right, you know a piece of, too lazy to explain it to you."

"Okay, okay, last time you said that female fan, did you catch it? Don't you ask her out on Valentine's Day? ”

"Now I just want to say...... I wish all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years! ”

“……”

"It's okay, I'm hanging, I still owe 7 chapters of manuscripts."

"Wait...... I can't buy a condom, do you have a way? ”

"Go buy plastic wrap, put on a rubber band, get some chili oil, okay, don't bother me, I'm grass, I'm killed by someone......"

……

After hanging up the phone, the program ape mouth stopped, "yes, and plastic wrap......"

But this guy still says he's writing a book, but he's actually playing masturbation, right? Technology is comparable to that of a schoolboy.

This guy ...... Deserves to be single.

After buying plastic wrap, rubber bands, and chili oil from the supermarket...... The program ape is happily preparing to join the Zhenzhen clan tonight.

Please don't abuse single dogs on Valentine's Day.

Feb 14, 2017 14:34:03

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