Chapter 291: There is a beginning and an end
Inquired about the location of the Gao Mansion, Long Aotian directly pulled Sun Wukong and Ao Ling'er away.
Before coming to Gaofu, he was immediately shocked by the scene in front of him.
I saw a huge ring built in front of Gaofu, about the size of half a basketball court.
The flag fluttering next to it, and the four big characters of the competition are very eye-catching.
Next to the ring where the competition was held, there was also a viewing platform, on which sat an old man with a big belly and an old woman.
There are two NPCs on the top of their heads whose names are easily recognizable, Mrs. Gao and Mrs. Gao.
It is estimated that it is Miss Gao's parents.
Next to the viewing platform, there is also a sedan chair, and there are several maids standing next to it. If she didn't guess wrong, Miss Gao must have been watching the battle in this sedan chair.
In front of the ring, there was already a sea of people, and it was very lively.
The sound of cheering and cheering one after another is exciting.
Today is the last day of the competition, and the battle in the ring has entered the final white-hot stage.
I saw a sturdy man dressed in coarse cloth in the ring, with a dark and shiny face, like an African, and carrying a firewood knife in his hand.
This guy is a woodcutter in Gao Laozhuang, his family is very poor, and he has not married a wife in his thirties. This competition gave him a stage to show himself, let himself fly, and chase his dreams......
Well, I can't make it up.
To put it bluntly, this woodcutter is single, coveting Miss Gao's beauty, and coming up to try his luck.
Not to mention, this woodcutter is very strong and strong. I usually go over the mountains and mountains to chop firewood for a living, and the firewood knife in my hand is also a bit of kung fu.
Some of the young lads in the town were no match for him at all, and after a few rounds, either the weapons in their hands flew or they were scratched by him.
The woodcutter also became more and more courageous, and his eyes peeked at Miss Gao's sedan chair from time to time. From time to time, he licked the saliva at the corner of his mouth, and he looked very hungry ——- thirsty.
There's no way, it's understandable that they're all old singles for more than 30 years.
However, Mrs. Gao and Mrs. Gao frowned, obviously very dissatisfied with this woodcutter. There was a hint of helplessness in his expression, after all, it was better to marry him than to marry a pig demon.
The boys in the town were all cut down by the black-faced woodcutter, and no one dared to come forward to meet them.
Long Aotian thought it was funny, this Gao Laozhuang seemed to be so capable, no wonder they were not Zhu Bajie's opponents.
Seeing that no one came to the stage, the woodcutter looked very proud. Carrying a firewood knife, he turned around the ring a few times, shouting at the top of his voice.
"Who would dare to fight! Do you still dare to fight? Come up and compare! ”
It looked very stiff, but it was very stiff.
"Master, how about I go on stage and knock that guy down? I can't stand it anymore. "Wukong rolled up his sleeves and was about to go on stage.
Long Aotian grabbed her arm, "People compete to recruit relatives, what are you doing as a woman?" It's not a lily. ”
"Brother-in-law, what is Lily?" Ao Ling'er next to her asked with wide eyes.
"Lily is that women don't like men, like women, and have problems with their sexual orientation."
Ao Linger still didn't understand, "What is that sexual orientation?" ”
"It's a bit of a profound question, and you'll understand it when you grow up." Long Aotian gently touched her little head and glanced at Sun Wukong next to her. "Wukong, you look at Ling'er, let the teacher come."
"Master, isn't it true that a monk can't marry?"
"I'm just going up to punish the evil and promote the good, kill the demons, and eliminate the harm for the people!" Long Aotian said righteously, full of compelling.
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However, before Long Aotian took the stage, there were bursts of shouts from the crowd next to him, and it turned out that a figure had already taken the lead in jumping onto the stage.
I saw that the figure rose from the ground, pointed the top of the audience's head with his toes, quickly swept over the crowd, and landed in the ring very chicly.
There were bursts of exclamations from the crowd, and Mrs. Gao and Mrs. Gao stood up directly from their chairs.
Judging from that person's movements, he really met a master!
But in the next second, the expressions of amazement of the two turned gloomy.
Not to mention that he is a master, but the dress is really unacceptable.
I saw that it was a miscellaneous old man, and he was not sixty years old, but also in his fifties. Wearing a Taoist robe full of patches, holding Buddha dust in one hand and a Qingyu sword in the other, he stood on the stage like that.
Half of the people who entered the coffin actually went on stage to compete and recruit relatives, and the audience couldn't stand it anymore, shouting and scolding one after another.
"! Miscellaneous old way, do you want Bilian to do it? Hurry back to your Taoist temple, this is not the place you came from. ”
"The toad wants to eat swan meat, and it doesn't pee and dress up like yourself."
"Let this miscellaneous old man marry Miss Gao, it is better to marry the pig demon."
"I'm at this age, I don't know if I still have that ability."
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However, the old Tao simply turned a deaf ear and spat out a mantra in his mouth, "Immeasurable Buddha!" Poor Dao will come to meet you today. ”
As he spoke, the pair of kings, eight mung bean eyes, couldn't help but look at Miss Gao's sedan chair, with a touch of excitement in his eyes.
The woodcutter didn't expect that he would come to the stage with a miscellaneous old man, and judging from his actions on the stage just now, this old man is still very good. suddenly looked a little weak, and the expression on his face became solemn.
"Miscellaneous old Dao, you don't go to your Taoist temple to practice, why do you come here to join in the fun? Get out of here. ”
Hearing the woodcutter's shout, the audience was also foolish.
"Get down!"
"Get down!"
"Get down!"
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However, the miscellaneous old man looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and sneered a few times. "The capable are on top, and I'm ready to return to the vulgar, why not?"
Master Gao and Mrs. Gao also looked at each other and secretly complained.
There is no rule that Taoist priests cannot come to power, and there is no age limit, is this simply pushing his daughter Wang Huopit into the pit?
At this moment, the battle began.
The black-faced woodcutter rushed forward with a firewood knife, and it was a fierce slash, which was completely a desperate posture.
However, the shaggy old man's pace was erratic, and his body was like a ghost, and he easily avoided the woodcutter's attack. With a sneer on the corner of his mouth, he didn't look at him at all.
"It seems that you have this ability, Poor Dao is going to make a move, take it!"
After speaking, the green steel sword in his hand cut through the air, shaking a few sword flowers in the sun.
The woodcutter was dazzled and hurriedly retreated.
However, the green steel sword in the hand of the miscellaneous old man was attacking faster and faster, and at first there were only a few sword flowers, and the sword shadow was heavy, and soon a sword curtain was formed, enveloping the woodcutter.
The woodcutter didn't even have the ability to parry, and retreated one after another. In the end, there was no way to retreat, and he fell from the ring in a dog-eat-posture, causing bursts of laughter. ……
(End of chapter)