Chapter 345: Giving You a Monkey
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Entered the hotel and got on the elevator, with the start of the elevator, Wu Xiaolang was dizzy for a while, Nangong Feiyan's pregnancy had too much impact on him. Please search () to see the most complete! The fastest update
Although he was very calm in the face of Nangong Feiyan just now, it was because he had to behave like a man in front of Nangong Feiyan and not lose his temper too much, but now when Wu Xiaolang was alone in this small elevator, an unreal illusory feeling instantly hit his whole body.
"Yourself...... Is there really a baby? ”
pinched his thigh hard, and Wu Xiaolang, who was in pain, grinned his teeth, but he was sure that this was reality, not a dream.
"Reality is always so bloody!"
With a wry smile, Wu Xiaolang sighed, in fact, there is nothing to be shocked when you think about it carefully, he does have a routi relationship with Nangong Feiyan, he is a healthy eighteen-year-old boy, Nangong Feiyan is older than himself, and he exudes charm all over his body, objectively speaking, it is very normal to be pregnant with a baby!
"Hey! How to talk to Su Xue! ”
Wu Xiaolang sighed heavily, but at this moment, the dragon soul flew out of his body.
"Hey, hey! Congratulations, congratulations! I have a wife and children so soon, and my wife is still so rich, we will both be blessed in the future! The dragon soul circled a few times, and said shamelessly: "I knew that you would have meat to eat with Brother Xiao Yu...... No, there's gold to eat! Ha ha! ”
"Don't gloat, I'm regretting it!"
Wu Xiaolang hung his head and didn't bother to fight with the dragon soul.
"Regrets? What do you regret? The dragon soul circled, and then flew to Wu Xiaolang's ear and smiled: "Do you regret not wearing a condom?" ”
"Damn!"
Wu Xiaolang was suddenly blushed by the Dragon Soul's straightforward words, but still retorted: "It was so rushed at that time, where did I have time to wear it... What's that? ”
"Hmmm! Yes, yes, yes! The dragon soul's tone was full of obscenity: "Next time!" Next time, you must remember to wear it, as the saying goes, 'there is a set, rest assured to love'! ”
"Is there such a saying?" Wu Xiaolang was embarrassed: "Isn't this the advertising slogan of medicine?" ”
This dragon soul, mixed with the Internet for a few days, knows what kind of mess......
"Oops! Isn't this set healthier and more effective than that one! The dragon soul continued to chatter crookedly: "Remember, you have to wear it next time, otherwise it will be troublesome if you are really pregnant!" Bringing up kids isn't as easy as you think......"
"Nope! Yes! Yes! Under! Times! ”
Wu Xiaolang gritted his teeth, but suddenly, he was stunned.
"Dragon... Uncle, why did you just say 'really pregnant', is it .........?"
"Could it be what?"
The dragon soul is still selling guanzi.
Wu Xiaolang swallowed his saliva: "Could it be that Feiyan is not pregnant with a child?" Are you lying to me? ”
"Ouch hey! I said, dude! You've finally got the hang of it! ”
The words of the dragon soul are said in an authentic Beijing accent, similar to cross talk, and he is also called Wu Xiaolang's brother...... However, Wu Xiaolang has long been used to him calling him indiscriminately.
"Really? How do you see that? ”
Hearing that Nangong Feiyan was not pregnant, Wu Xiaolang's heart suddenly felt a lot easier, but at the same time, some unspeakable emotions emerged, I couldn't say whether it was uncomfortable or not, but it was by no means happy.
"So sometimes you kid is like a monkey, and sometimes you're stupid like a donkey......" Long Soul put on the tone of an old driver, and said: "Did you just look at Xiao Nangong's chest and big white legs, didn't you notice that when she said that she was pregnant and touched her belly, she would touch her lower abdomen for a while, and then touch her belly again?" This looks like a good ......."
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, what am I lying to you for?" The dragon soul skimmed the dragon's whisker and said, "If someone kicks your balls, will you cover your stomach?" It's the same with women, they will never subconsciously touch the wrong position. ”
Wu Xiaolang clamped his legs, and when he looked back and thought about it, he also found that Nangong Feiyan's expression just now had a lot of cunning and smugness.........
"Also, her consciousness is very stable, and there is no sign of conception at all."
"Damn! Scared the hell out of me! ”
After finally learning the truth, Wu Xiaolang was really angry, Nangong Feiyan, a stinky girl, could deceive herself so hard! But now he is not only angry, but also a little lost.
Although he is still young, as a man, he suddenly went from being a father to not being a father, the contrast is huge, and loss is inevitable.
"What? Look at your expression, Nangong Xiaonizi is not pregnant, are you still a little low? ”
The dragon soul bull's eyes rolled wildly, and he could see Wu Xiaolang's careful thoughts at once.
"You don't understand...... Wu Xiaolang shook his head slightly, and then asked the dragon soul: "Uncle, why did you say that stinky girl in Nangong lied to me that she was pregnant?" What is the purpose? ”
Nangong Feiyan's background is not simple, and Wu Xiaolang has to think about it more.
"What other purpose could there be? Didn't they just say it! I like you! ”
"Like me? Even if you like me a little, there's no need to lie about being pregnant! ”
Wu Xiaolang knew that he and Nangong Feiyan had only known each other for a long time, and they had only met a few times, although some things had happened that they had to be ashamed of, but the two sides didn't know much about each other, Nangong Feiyan was not a simple girl at first glance, she should be used to seeing the merry son of the family, so she wouldn't like herself so quickly.
This is self-aware, and Wu Xiaolang still has it.
"She's not just a little bit like you! But I like you very much! The dragon soul proudly blew the dragon's whiskers, and continued: "And you stupid boy doesn't say anything to others, and you fucking tell people that you have a girlfriend, now Nangong Xiaonizi is jealous, don't you just make up a big lie against the sky to deceive you!" It's not just tying you up, kid! ”
"Hey...... I'm so good! ”
Wu Xiaolang scratched his head embarrassedly, he began to wonder if he was super attractive, but he didn't find out...... Thinking about it, he was a little narcissistic.
At this time, the elevator had reached the floor, Wu Xiaolang tiptoed out of the elevator, there was no one in the corridor, thinking about Su Xue and Zhao Ling, they had already slept, after all, they were too tired to compete during the day.
After returning to the room, Wu Xiaolang finally breathed a sigh of relief, there was a false alarm tonight, and more importantly, he didn't have to discuss it with Su Xue...... The child's thing.
Discuss with your girlfriend about other girls conceiving their own children...... It's weird enough to think about yourself.
"You're pretty good! It looks very pleasing to the eye, and it is sincere to people, and it is righteous enough! ”
After arriving in the room, the dragon soul looked at Wu Xiaolang for a sycophant, but after he said a few words, the words changed and said, "Except for being a little stupid in front of girls, there are no other shortcomings." ”
"Damn, are you so boastful?" Wu Xiaolang shrugged his shoulders and asked, "But what does Miss Feiyan like about me?" ”
"She likes you everywhere!" The dragon soul said leisurely: "Because of the ability! ”
Wu Xiaolang patted his head and suddenly said, "I know!" Her purpose is certainly not pure! ”
Wu Xiaolang remembered that after that time with Nangong Feiyan, the dragon soul said that Nangong Feiyan's ability had been assimilated by herself, and every time she snapped in the future, it would be of great benefit to her cultivation, and now it seems that Nangong Feiyan has understood this, so she will deign to pursue herself, and after chasing herself, she can be ...... with herself day and night, without shame or impatience
At that time, she will become more and more powerful as she cultivates, and Wu Xiaolang estimates that she will have to be squeezed dry.........
"Ill-intentioned!"
Wu Xiaolang was afraid for a while.
"Where do you want to go, boy? How would she know that having sex with you would help her practice? In this world, apart from the two of us, there is no third person who knows........." The dragon soul saw what Wu Xiaolang was thinking, and actually despised Wu Xiaolang.
"You said it was because of the ability!"
"I mean, because your abilities are the same, they all belong to the divine sense, and your divine consciousness is the origin of Nangong Feiyan, so she will naturally have a good impression of you or a strange feeling, the girl's mind is very strange, Nangong Xiao Nizi just doesn't have a favorite person, this back and forth can't help but think about you every day, it's normal to turn into feelings!"
"Holy! Such a fantasy ......"
Wu Xiaolang probably understood the meaning of the dragon soul, but still muttered, "This is not sincere......
"Then let me ask you what kind of feelings are sincere?" The dragon soul asked Wu Xiaolang rhetorically: "The so-called love of your human beings is just because of the secretion of hormones, and it is not as reliable as the induction of divine consciousness and the origin of divine consciousness!" ”
"Oh......"
Wu Xiaolang felt that it was too nonsense to talk about love with a spirit dragon, so he didn't say anything more, love is the greatest emotion of human beings, not just hormonal reasons.
He will give up his life for Su Xue, and he has no regrets, this is true love.
Drip, drip!
As soon as he lay down, Wu Xiaolang received a message from Nangong Feiyan.
"Brother Xiaolang, good night and good dreams! (Momoda)"
Seeing this message, Wu Xiaolang touched his nose, and a wicked smile hung on the corner of his mouth.
"When I win the championship tomorrow, I'll see how you stinky girl will give me a handsome guy! Hum! ”
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