Chapter 068: The Panty Incident
The prodigal son knew that many of his friends were reading books in Internet cafes. So often there is no time to wait. The prodigal son is sorry here, the update rules of the online novel are like this, and the prodigal son has no way, it is impossible to complete it all at once. However, the prodigal son will try to connect two or three chapters together as many times as possible in the future, which should bring some convenience to those who read books in Internet cafes. Let's change the two chapters together today, which is a good beginning. Hehe^_^
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Just when Zhang Yi was still thinking about why Yang Bing's attitude towards him was cold, he had become a "hooligan" through and through.
The cause of the incident was the "kissing incident" and the "panty incident".
When it comes to the kissing incident, it can actually only be regarded as an oolong incident.
Here's the thing:
Someday.
"Yueyue, why is your face red?"
"Ahh Yueyue, your body is so red and hot. What happened to you? Why don't you speak? ”
"Why are you panting so hard?"
"Having trouble breathing? Then I'll suffer a little bit and sacrifice my first kiss to help you do artificial respiration. (Actually, someone's first kiss was forcibly given to a female classmate who was still having a runny nose when they were in elementary school.) )
"Dear Yueyue, if you're embarrassed, close your eyes. Yes. I'm coming. Zhang Yi picked up the goldfish named "Yueyue" from the goldfish tank and had been floating on the water for a long time, and put his mouth close to help it blow for artificial respiration.
Unexpectedly. He forgot to close the door when he entered the room, and at this time, Yueyue himself happened to pass by the door of his room, so he saw this scene in his eyes.
He, he even called his name to a goldfish and kissed it.
Such a little girl who is only sixteen years old, she is a late bloomer under the abnormal protection of her sister, and she has just opened a little bit of emotional matters. When I suddenly saw such a scene, I also felt ashamed and unacceptable, and even a little disgusting.
Just when Zhang Yi felt that there was something strange at the door and looked back, the little girl had already fled quickly.
Half a minute later, Xiang Yue rushed into Zhang Yi's room in a rage.
"Hi. Fierce woman, why do you have time to come to my door? Wow, you're still in your pajamas? Aren't you thinking...... Even, even is very pure! If...... Wow! Wow! It hurts! Why are you kicking me? Don't you know that men can't kick this place? ”
Zhang Yi covered the place where the male sign was held, and screamed "wow" in pain.
"Hooligans!"
Xiang Yue scolded and went back to the room without shaking his head.
Zhang Yi, who had been depressed for a long time, finally understood what was going on. He wanted to explain that he was actually helping the goldfish with artificial respiration, and that he meant nothing else. However, Xiang Yue ignored him for several days. Not to give him a chance to explain at all. Even Mingyue seems to be avoiding him a little.
Finally, within two days.
"Yueyue" died.
To be precise, the goldfish named "Yueyue" died.
Zhang Yi placed a brazier at the door, burned seven or eight rolls of toilet paper, and mourned Yueyuelai sadly.
"Wow. Poor Yueyue, why did you leave me so early? You're gone, what are you going to do with your sisters? ”
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"Yueyue, you...... Feed. Who is it? Why are you robbing my paper? Hey, hey, it's a fierce woman, oh. Wrong wrong. It's Sister Xiang. This...... I'm here to hang the goldfish on this toilet paper. It was uncomfortable a few days ago, and I helped it with artificial respiration. Unfortunately, it still can't be saved. Whew, it's so sad. We've only been together for a dozen days, and it's gone. You see, my tears have not stopped. ”
Zhang Yi wiped a handful of snot.
Actually, he is acting, but the sadness is real. He bought these 4 goldfish for 12 yuan and 8 cents. It's only been a few days. Just hung up one. If it weren't for the fact that the one he hung was the smallest one, he would probably have braised it for dinner.
"You're sick. Why are you cursing my sister! Still burning such a mess in the house, making a miasma, do you want to burn the house? Also, can this toilet paper be burned casually? ”
"I ...... Didn't I look at toilet paper as the cheapest? Such a large roll is only 1 yuan and 2 cents. ”
"Later, you go buy toilet paper!"
"Wouldn't it? I? Mine is a man. ”
This time it was a loss. Originally, I pretended to explain the oolong incident that day in this way, but I didn't expect such a fuss, but I took on the glorious task of buying toilet paper.
Because of this, Yueyue, Yang Bing and the eldest sister laughed at him many times later.
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