"Little pot, don't be afraid!"

"Don't come here! Don't come here! ”

When Li Mad returned to Li Xingyun's side, he saw a little girl from Miao Jiang chasing the kid running around the yard.

A little blinded for a while.

After Li Xingyun saw Li Mad coming back, he seemed to see a savior, and hurriedly ran behind Li Mad and said:

"General, escort! Escort! This demon girl is too evil! ”

Li coughed wildly, raised his sword and pointed at the woman and said, "Demon girl, don't retreat!" ”

When the little girl heard this, she pricked up her ears and said, "What? You say I'm a witch? ”

Li said wildly: "Looking at your dress, with a southwestern accent, it is estimated that you are with the witch king, what is it that is not a demon girl?" ”

The little girl pursed her lips and said, "I'm not a demon girl, I'm a saint!" ”

Li Maancai didn't care if she was a demon girl or a saint, and said unhappily: "What do you want to do to Your Majesty?" ”

The little girl said: "Cut, people are kind enough to help him solve the Gu, and they think that I am going to harm him, I am really not ashamed!" ”

Li said wildly: "Why should I believe you? ”

The little girl pointed to the dead body of the witch king and said, "You killed this old fellow?" ”

Li Mad nodded and said, "I killed me." ”

He is not afraid of the witch king, but he will be afraid of a little girl?

Unexpectedly, the little girl was suddenly happy, and looked at Li Crazy with adoring eyes and said, "Good kill, good good, this turtle son should have been killed a long time ago!" ”

Li Mad wondered, "Aren't you guys in the same group?" ”

"It's definitely not wanton, my father is the Gu King, he is the Witch King, he caught my father, I can't wait to kill him!"

The little girl shook her head desperately.

Li Mad relaxed at this time, thinking that it was the internal strife between the two factions in the Ten Thousand Poison Cave, this witch king must have wanted to monopolize the power, so he secretly overthrew the Gu King, and as for the grievances inside, he didn't bother to pay attention to it.

All he knew was that the enemies of his enemies were generally friends.

"Do you have a way to unravel the Gu on His Majesty?" Li asked madly.

The little girl said: "It's just a simple stone Gu, and the Witch King doesn't know any clever Gu techniques, so it's easy to solve it!" ”

"Okay, you can solve the Gu for him." Li Mad said and pushed Li Xingyun out.

The Miao Jiang girl really had two strokes, patted Li Xingyun lightly, and silently recited a few incantations, and then a small insect drilled out of Li Xingyun's neck.

After the girl collected the Gu worm with a small bamboo tube, she inserted it into her waist at will, clapped her hands and said, "It's done!" No thanks! ”

"Who wants to thank you! You don't have a good thing in the Ten Thousand Poison Cave! Li Xingyun was apprehensive about the Witch King's methods, and he was also angry with the people in the Ten Thousand Poison Caves.

The girl stuck out her tongue and frowned: "If you don't know the hearts of good people, you deserve to suffer!" ”

"You..." Li Xingyun's face darkened.

Li Mad came up and said: "Thank you girl for your help, you see that I helped you get rid of the Witch King, and you solved the Gu for Your Majesty, even if you don't owe each other, how about everyone's grievances?" ”

"Ahh The girl looked up and was stunned for a moment, and then said, "That's not good!" ”

Li Mad frowned.

The girl pinched her pink fist in front of her brother, looked at Li Crazy and said: "You helped me kill the Witch King in the Ten Thousand Poison Cave, it is a great kindness, according to the rules of our Miao Jiang, I will be your person in the future!" ”

Li Mad almost didn't kick it in one breath, covering his mouth and coughing violently a few times.

Li Xingyun was also confused.

Are all the women in Miaojiang so unrestrained?

It's a good thing you didn't take a fancy to me, otherwise you would have suffered!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look at Li Mad with some schadenfreude.

"That... Girl, I already have a wife. Li Mad couldn't bear to hit this lively and cute little girl, so he had to politely refuse.

The little girl's eyes fluttered and blinked, and she said, "It's okay, I'm too small!" ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!!!"

Li Mad coughed even more this time, bending over and clutching his throat to hide his embarrassment.

The girl hurriedly went up and patted him on the back, and said with concern on her face: "Big cauldron, what are you doing?" Isn't it where you don't take it? ”

Li Mad raised his hand and said: "Thank you girl for your concern, Li is fine, but he was slightly injured just after killing the bad handsome!" Just rest for a few days! “

The girl's eyes lit up again, and she said happily, "What? You're even going to kill a bad handsome? That's amazing! ”

"Big pot pot, people will follow you!"

Li Mad suddenly felt helpless to cry without tears, and said: "Girl, I am a very fierce person, and I am also very careful, you will definitely regret following me!" ”

The girl shook her head and said: "No, it's good to be fierce, manly, it's not important to be careful, that means you are an amorous person, and you will definitely be good to me!" ”

Li Mad said with gloomy eyes: "But... I already have more than a dozen wives and can't marry any more. ”

The girl was pleasantly surprised: "That's great, there are so many sisters playing with me, and I won't be lonely for the rest of my life!" ”

Oh my God!

Li Mad howled inwardly!

I've seen unrestrained, but I've never seen such unrestrained.

The woman in the Ten Thousand Poison Cave is really extraordinary!

"I said Brother Li Mad , people are so sincere, how can you bear it, it's better to accept it!"

Li Xingyun fell into the stone road on the side.

Li Mad glared at him and scolded secretly: Shut up a fart, this woman is playing Gu, I don't know how many bugs she carries with her, in case she gets two Gu worms for you to play with on a whim one day... That's not right, labor and management are not afraid of Gu, afraid of a fart!

However, this girl is so tired, it's a bit unbearable.

"Girl, that's all I say, follow if you like."

After saying that, Li Mad didn't bother to pay attention to Li Xingyun's unrighteous bastard, and walked directly towards King Qi's side.

"Hmph, I'll follow you, don't want to get rid of me!"

The Miao Jiang girl puffed out her face and followed behind Li Mad in a huff, looking fierce and unstoppable.

"Hey, cauldron, what's your name?"

"I'm not called a fool!"

"People ask you what your name is?"

"Li Madness!"

"Oh, my name is Chi Meng, Chi is Chi You's Chi You, and Dream is the dream of dreams!"

"Good name, what dreams do you have?"

"Marry you and be small!"

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Can't talk anymore!

Li Mad simply closed his mouth, kept a straight face, and let the nightmare girl chatter behind her ass.

entered the study of King Qi to deal with government affairs,

There was a thick stack of folds on the desk, and King Qi sat on the chair and carefully commented on the folds with a red pen.

"What are you here to do? Don't you see that this king is busy? ”

King Qi heard the familiar footsteps, and raised his head to look at Li Mad Madness.

Li frantically tugged at the nightmare behind him and pushed forward, "This girl said she was going to make me small, can you do it?" ”

Nightmare jumped to the desk and stared at King Qi,

said: "Big sister, are you the wife of the big pot?" Looks... Not bad! ”

King Qi's face changed and said, "You ·····"

Nightmare laughed and said, "My nose is smart, although you wear men's clothes, you can't fool me." ”

Seeing that the dream and King Qi were on the bar, Li Mad hurriedly slipped out of the study quietly.

Not long after he came out, there was a low sound of fighting in the study.

Li Madness walked out of this area quickly, until he left the palace of King Qi, and then took a breath.

Suddenly, a system announcement sounds.

"Detected that there is a Wanjie order, do you choose to accept the order?"

Li Mad clicked the order button.

The order pop-up box pops up.

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【Wanjie Employment Model Order No. 000003】

Client's Name: Jiang Yanli

From the World: Demon Path Patriarch

Customer information: Yunmeng Jiang's middleman, Jiang Cheng's sister, Wei Wuxian's senior sister, Jin Ling's mother. The appearance is middle-to-upper, the personality is gentle and graceful, and there are good cooking skills.

Customer appeal: The younger brother Wei Wuxian is studying at Gusu Lan's house, and he is too naughty, so he seeks a master to disguise himself as a scholar, watch him, and don't let him make trouble.

Order Clerk: 007

Employment price: 1 year of longevity

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"What? My dignified seven-foot man actually asked me to be a scholar? ”

"Well, it seems... It's fun, try it! ”

After a short mental struggle, Li Crazy clicked to confirm the cut-off information!

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