Chapter 46: Sticky homeroom teacher
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Although he slept late last night, Wu Xiaolang was still full of energy and clear-headed after arriving at school the next day.
On the other hand, Bai Chrysanthemum, with two dark circles under her eyes, yawned and fell to her seat as soon as she arrived at school, looking depressed.
"Chrysanthemum, what time did you sleep last night?" Wu Xiaolang asked as he supported his head with one hand and faced the white chrysanthemum.
Although the two of them played games until twelve o'clock last night, Bai Chrysanthemum would not be trapped like this.
"Ah~ one or two o'clock!"
White Chrysanthemum opened her mouth wide, squinted her eyes, yawned, and looked like a gorilla.
"No wonder ......"
Wu Xiaolang turned the pages of the book boredly, and continued: "If we are promoted to three or four stars tonight, we will all be able to become kings, and it will not exceed eleven o'clock, so you don't have to stay up ......."
"Oh..."
Before Wu Xiaolang finished speaking, Bai Chrysanthemum lazily agreed, and then turned her head to catch up on sleep before class.
Wu Xiaolang blinked boringly, and then habitually looked forward at Su Xue's back, Su Xue was also lazily lying on the seat, but instead of sleeping, she turned her head sideways and whispered happily to the white and fat girl at the same table with her.
The fat man and Zhou Song also came after a while, and the two of them also had dark circles under their eyes, but the two of them were very energetic.
"Xiao Yu, Zhou Song and I worked until one o'clock in the morning last night, and finally became the king! Ha ha! After the fat man finished speaking, he asked Wu Xiaolang, "What rank are you and Chrysanthemum?" I haven't had time to see your ranks. ”
"As soon as we have diamonds, we will be crowned kings tonight." Wu Xiaolang replied softly.
"The fat man and I plan to play ranked every night in the future, and strive to be the king of glory as soon as possible!" Zhou Song said on the side.
Wu Xiaolang reminded: "But you can't stay up late every night to play for so long......" Looking at Chrysanthemum, Wu Xiaolang continued: "I have discussed with Chrysanthemum, and I will go offline on time every day until eleven o'clock." ”
They must achieve the Glory King, and when they wait for the Glory King, they can team up with Su Xue and the five to train in a team, and the time must naturally be planned reasonably, otherwise their studies will really be affected by the game.
"Of course! We were so excited last night! ”
The fat man and Zhou Song nodded seriously.
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After school at noon, when Su Xue and the five of them went to the cafeteria together, the fat man Zhou let go and boasted to a few people about the various extreme operations and five kills of their ten-game winning streak last night......
And Bai Chrysanthemum, who slept for three recesses, finally got energetic, and when the fat man Zhou Song and the two bragged, Bai Chrysanthemum hummed a little song leisurely.
"Sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in bragging! Headache, brain fever, low blood pressure ~ It's nothing to do with me......"
"Sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor, smiling all day long! I heard someone bragging~ I'm just kicking ...... Don't brag, whoever bragging will be kicked, my aunt and grandmother are old Chinese medicine doctors, specializing in bragging! ”
At first, the fat man Zhou Song didn't care when the white chrysanthemum hummed, but after gradually hearing the melody of "Old Chinese Medicine", the fat man and Zhou Song's faces turned green......
Su Xue obviously hadn't heard this "famous song", she actually looked at the chrysanthemum with curiosity in her eyes, and her head nodded slightly along with the melody......
Seeing that Chrysanthemum was singing such a dirty song, and there was a tendency to bring bad Goddess Su Xue, Wu Xiaolang couldn't help but have black lines on his head: "Chrysanthemum... Can you not sing such a heavy song? ”
"That's it! It can't be a little fresher! ”
The fat man and Zhou Song stared at the white chrysanthemum stupidly.
"Isn't this song quite small and fresh!" Bai Chrysanthemum put her arms around Su Xue's shoulders obscenely, and said with a wicked smile: "Yes, Xiaoxue?" ”
Su Xue's face was slightly red, she looked at Wu Xiaolang's fat man Zhou Song, and whispered: "I think although the lyrics of this song are a little straightforward, the melody is indeed very fresh......"
"Hahaha! You don't have anything to say! Bai Chrysanthemum crossed her waist and laughed arrogantly: "It's still Xiaoxue who has taste!" Please call me fresh in the future
The chrysanthemum ......"
Wu Xiaolang's fat man Zhou Song was collectively speechless, no matter how fresh the chrysanthemum is, it is also a chrysanthemum......
Wu Xiaolang was even more helpless in his heart, it was over, Su Xue would be damaged by chrysanthemums in the future, and she would be defiled by chrysanthemums!
………
After eating at noon, the five of them went back to the classroom as usual to complete the homework assigned by the class teacher.
Chrysanthemum was rarely quiet, the fat man Zhou Song was also doing his homework seriously, Wu Xiaolang and Su Xue sat face to face, smelling the faint fragrance on Su Xue's body, he felt very down-to-earth.
Occasionally, when Wu Xiaolang looked up at Su Xue, he would make eye contact with Su Xue, and Su Xue would purse his lips and smile at Wu Xiaolang, and Wu Xiaolang would only be in a daze except for blushing.
"Didi!"
The QQ prompt sound on the mobile phone broke the silence of the five people and the ambiguity between Wu Xiaolang and Su Xue.
Wu Xiaolang took out his mobile phone and set it to mute first, and then checked the information.
It is associated with the information in the QQ number.
"Uncle Gua, tomorrow is Saturday, are you free at noon on Saturday? Shall I invite you to dinner? (Expect)"
It was the message of the head teacher Zhao Ling, and after Wu Xiaolang saw this message, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his forehead, because he thought of this message that Zhao Ling had sent somewhere in the school......
It could be in the classroom lounge, or it could be in the office more than a dozen meters away, or it could be right outside the classroom window!
Thinking of this, Wu Xiaolang couldn't help but nervously glance out of the classroom window, but fortunately he didn't see Zhao Ling's cold face.
"Not available."
Wu Xiaolang replied indifferently, as Zhao Ling became more and more dependent on his fake Uncle Gua, and began to chat with him during the day, Wu Xiaolang is becoming more and more uneasy now, he has a strong premonition, if this continues, he will definitely show his stuff in front of Zhao Ling.
Wu Xiaolang didn't dare to think about the scene after the stuffing, but he knew that when the time came, the head teacher Zhao Ling would definitely swallow himself alive!
"What about the afternoon? I'm going to have afternoon tea! (Lovely)"
Zhao Ling did not give up.
"I'm not available......
Wu Xiaolang was a little unbearable, he hooked up with Zhao Ling first with a prank mentality, but now Zhao Ling is likely to like him, does he want to be a scumbag to make Zhao Ling sad?
Wu Xiaolang doesn't want to be a scumbag, he regrets it very much now, he blames himself for being immature and doing things without thinking about the consequences, what can he do now?
"And the day after tomorrow? (Grievance)"
Zhao Ling's persistence is distressing.
"Eh, Xiao Ling'er~ Uncle Gua thinks it's too early for us to meet now, so let's wait!"
There was no way, Wu Xiaolang could only coax her first.
"Just a cup of coffee...... (Lost)"
"I know, but Uncle Gua is too ugly to see you......" Wu Xiaolang looked bitter.
"It's okay!"
Zhao Ling continued to send messages: "How can there be an apprentice who dislikes the ugly master...... (Looking forward to)"
Looking at Zhao Ling's news, Wu Xiaolang thought about it too, did he think too much? Zhao Ling is just a dependence on himself between master and apprentice?
Come to think of it, after all, I haven't even met in person, so it's impossible to develop the love between men and women, right?
"Then obediently listen to Master's words, don't meet first, and when the time comes, Master will invite you to a big meal, okay?" Wu Xiaolang relaxed a lot.
"Oh~"
Zhao Ling instantly became well-behaved.
"I'm going to eat pig's trotters then! (Gluttony)"
Wu Xiaolang is embarrassed, how much do you love to gnaw pig's trotters...... Didn't you just nibble on it last night? I really didn't expect my big beautiful head teacher to be this kind of head teacher.
But then I think about it, my mother said that pig's trotters are rich in collagen!
Wu Xiaolang finally knew why Zhao Ling's skin was so good and why his breasts were so big.
"Okay~ When the time comes, the pig's trotter tube will be enough ......"
Wu Xiaolang let out a long sigh of relief.
"By the way~ Master, if you don't see me, are you afraid that I will look ugly? (surprised)"
Wu Xiaolang replied impatiently: "It's not (Khan)"
Bite!
Zhao Ling directly sent a cute photo of his mouth, Wu Xiaolang's eyes were straight, Zhao Ling's daily selfie didn't look like a teacher at all, but like a sexy sister next door.
"What's going on, Master? Apprentices aren't ugly, are they? ”
Unknowingly, Zhao Ling is no longer called Uncle Wu Xiaolang, but Master instead.
"Hmmm......"
Wu Xiaolang didn't say much, I have to say that Zhao Ling's photos are cute and beautiful, but Wu Xiaolang is afraid that she will praise Zhao Ling and think about herself again.
It's better to strangle this relationship that shouldn't happen in the cradle!
"Master~~~"
Seeing that Zhao Ling was coquettish, Wu Xiaolang decisively withdrew from QQ to lock the frequency, put the phone in his pocket and no longer bothered her.
In the office, which is only separated by a wall from the sophomore (9) class, Zhao Ling is pouting on the desk and pouting, looking at the phone stupidly, waiting for a reply.
Five minutes passed......
Ten minutes passed......
An hour passed......
"Humph! Stinky Master! ”
Zhao Ling stared at someone's avatar on QQ resentfully, and bit her red lip dissatisfied.