Chapter Ninety-Five: I Am a Pure Man
The shadows kept snickering along the way, I couldn't even raise my head, the evil grass blossoms, the evil condoms, I was so angry!
"Worm, let's finally meet once, if you say something, don't be silent~" The shadow didn't say a word when he saw me for a long time, just walked forward with his head stuffy, and took my hand and said.
I raised my head and gave him a roll of the eyes, but I still didn't speak, I didn't explain the condom to him, anyway, it's the same whether I say it or not, and if I say it, it will be misunderstood that I'm quibbling.
Seeing that I still didn't speak, Shadow took out a condom from my bag, looked at it, and said to me with a smile: "This one has the logo of the National AIDS Prevention and Control Committee on it, and it was issued by your school!" I also posted it when I was in school, and I carelessly put it in my pocket and forgot about it, and later I found out that it was a big ugly, no big deal. ”
I gave him another blank look and pointed ahead, "We're here." ”
"It's really interesting." Shadow held the binoculars and looked at the natural statues of different shapes in the distance, "Nature is really magical, that statue really wanted to be artificially carved, but I didn't expect it to be naturally formed." ”
"Actually, they don't feel much during the day, and at night they are more realistic, but at night it is so scary that no one dares to come."
"Really?" The Shadow's eyes sparkled, "Then let's go on an expedition at night!" ”
"Investigate the ghost~" I feel that I rolled my eyes more today than in a week, "There is a strong wind of seven or eight levels here at night, it is very dangerous, and no one knows if you die!" You'd better stay in the hotel honestly! ”
“…… It's a pity, but you haven't seen it, how do you know that the night is more realistic? ”
"Comrade Shadow." I put a hand on his shoulder, "Don't you know there's something in the world called a camera?" ”
The shadows were speechless.
"Alright." I looked at the sky and said, "It's going to be windy, let's go!" ”
"Are you taking me to the two people you said?"
"yes." I pulled the Shadow and walked in the direction of the Giant Deer Laboratory.
When I came to the tombstone, I placed a yellow wild flower as usual, and then sat down on the grass next to me, and when the shadow saw it, he also sat down, and asked me with his eyes.
I smiled at him, "This is my former boyfriend." ”
"Gah?!" The Shadow looked at the young picture in surprise, then at me.
I spread my hands: "He is a researcher in the Julu Laboratory, he died in an experimental accident, I don't know the specific situation, I only know that we celebrated his birthday happily the day before, and he was here the next day." I didn't even see his body. ”
The Shadow didn't know what to say, according to the general truth, he should have comforted me at this time, but when he saw my big smile, he really didn't know if he should comfort me......
"Alright." I stood up, "I brought you here to let him know that I kept my promise between us, and that I would live happily regardless of whether the two of us could be together in the end or not." ”
Shadow has never forgotten that windy afternoon, a girl named Bug, the smile that was brighter than the sun at him, and the words that seemed to hit the deepest part of his heart: "Shadow, I really like you, I have decided, I will marry you in the future!" ”
The Julu laboratory is still as clean as usual, and I came to Lu Xiaofeng's laboratory after I reported, "Xiaofengfeng, you don't rest on weekends, you work so hard?!" ”
"Bug ......" Lu Xiaofeng knew it was me when he heard this obscene voice. But when he looked up and saw the shadow beside me, he was stunned for a moment: "Bug, this is ......"
"He's my boyfriend, Ding Hao." I grinned and took Shadow's arm to introduce Lu Xiaofeng.
"Oh, I'm glad I will!" Lu Xiaofeng wiped his hands on his white coat and held the hand stretched out by the shadow. Then he looked the shadow up and down, muttering, "What a ......"
"Like what?" I didn't have the picussion to interrupt this Shinto guy.
"I just said that he is like a friend of mine, what kind of temper are you experiencing~" Lu Xiaofeng said aggrievedly.
"Cut~" I held out my finger and despised him. I know he's trying to say that the Shadow's temperament looks a lot like that person, but you can't say it in front of the Shadow, wouldn't that make the Shadow misunderstand me?
"Xiao Fengfeng, I came to you to ask you to solve today's dinner problem for me, and you also know that in the entire oasis, only the restaurant of your Julu Laboratory is the most high-end...... This one...... I invite Ding Hao to dinner, I can't be in the school cafeteria, you see......" I smiled and gestured with two fingers.
Lu Xiaofeng knowingly took out a card and handed it to me, "This is my meal card, you take it, don't forget to return it to me after eating." ”
I quickly gave Lu Xiaofeng a flying kiss, and then pulled the shadow out.
"That's ...... Not so good! The shadow looked at me in a sweat.
"What's wrong, you don't know how wasteful that guy is, he can't eat the meal on his card every month from their research institute, the amount on this card can't be accumulated, and it will be cleared at the end of the month, I will help him eat some every month, otherwise he will lose more."
Shadow sweats profusely, thinking that there is still such help in the world?! It's unheard of......
After a romantic candlelit dinner at the high-end couples restaurant in the giant deer laboratory, I returned the card to Lu Xiaofeng and went back to the coffee hotel with Shadow.
It would just be dark, and the hall on the first floor was very lively, a bewildering long-haired man was playing the piano, and several couples were slowly pacing the dance floor to the melodious music, and the seats around were almost full, with a cup of hot coffee and some refreshments, and the whole hall looked quite harmonious and emotional.
"It's a nice place." I looked at the atmosphere that was completely different from the daytime, and I couldn't help but praise, I didn't expect this place called a gay club to be so elegant, it seems that the rumors are still not credible......
Just when I came up with this idea, I saw two handsome guys come in through the door with their shoulders hooked, and one of them said to the other: "This is the Xuanzi Psychedelic Club, the owner here is my old friend, I will introduce you to the club later." ”
The other excitedly said, "Then you must introduce me to my boss, I am his loyal admirer." ”
"Hehe, of course, the one who is playing the piano is the boss, I think he will like you, maybe he will ...... tonight"
I glanced at the Shadow and took a few steps away from them.
At this time, the song ended, and the boss walked to the bar and sat down, and after talking to the two men for a few words, he turned to look at me and the shadow, "The two faces are very raw, the first time you are here?" ”
We nodded, and I took a closer look at the boss in the dim light, but was surprised to find that he looked almost exactly like the purple illusion in the game, except for the hair color, no? I groaned in my heart, is this world really so small?!
Thinking of Purple Fantasy, I thought of Sichen, Milk Candy Baby and His Royal Highness the Cat, I quickly turned my head to look around, and sure enough, in a dim corner, the two sisters of the Milk Candy Baby and His Royal Highness the Cat were holding coffee, aiming at the single handsome guys and beautiful men in the field with bad intentions. I sweat! No, this place is too dangerous, I can't let the Shadow live here alone, maybe I'll be attacked by the night......
"Ding Hao, let's go back to the room!" It's too dangerous here.
The Shadow gave me a strange look and nodded, "Okay! As he spoke, he got up.
"Wait a minute!" Purple Phantom stopped us, "It's the first time you've come, and according to the rules, I'm going to give you a gift." As he spoke, he walked around to the bar, pulled out a large bunch of inexplicable things from underneath and began to mutter, "Lube? Looks like you don't need it...... SM Suit ......"
Purple Phantom held up a pile of leather belts, "Do you need this?" We can provide it for free. ”
Sweat! We quickly shook our heads.
"What should I give you?" Purple Illusion continued to flip.
We couldn't stand it anymore, "No need, just bring us two cups of coffee, let's go back to our room." As he spoke, he fled back to the room of the shadows.
I burst into my room and locked the door, and I breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh my God, Shadow, you're really looking for a place to stay!" ”
"Didn't I come in because it was stylish and the coffee was delicious?" The Shadow smiled wryly.
"Forget it, just ignore them." I jumped on the big bed that looked comfortable, squinted and smelled the fragrant soap on the sheets, and the sleepy bugs came up......
"Bugs! Bugger! ”
I opened my eyes in a daze at the sound of the shadow, who was wearing pajamas and looking at me amusefully as she wiped her wet hair with a towel.
"Is it dawn?" I looked up at the window, and it was still dark~
"Bright ghost!" The Shadow slapped me on the ass, "Do you want to go back to school, it's so late, why don't you stay here!" ”
"Oh! Then I'll stay here. "Generally speaking, when I'm sleepy, as long as I have a bed, I don't care about anything else. With that, I closed my eyes again and prepared to continue dreaming.
"Bugs! We've been outside for a day's wind, so you should at least go take a shower. "The Shadow is particularly helpless.
"Well, that makes sense." With one eye open and one eye closed, I sleepwalked into the bathroom.
…… The shadow is speechless except speechless, and the insects in reality are a hundred times more confused than in the game......
I came out of the shower in the same style of pajamas as Shadow, sat on the couch and turned on the TV with my legs crossed.
"You're not sleepy?" The Shadow sat next to me and took a large towel to help me wipe my lazy and undried hair.
"I'm sober after taking a shower." I slurred my mouth with a fruit salad.
"......" Shadow feels that the insects in reality are 100 times more **** than in the game, which is really overwhelming.
We snuggled up to each other and talked without saying a word, which was a nice feeling, if only everything in the world were so simple.
"Bug, I'm going to ask you a question." Shadow said earnestly.
"What, ask!" I waved my hand and said with a big grin.
"Don't you think it's a waste for you to bring so many condoms, why don't we ......?"
"Shadows!" I interrupted him, "Look into my pure eyes, although I think your proposal is constructive, but ...... You need an atmosphere to do that kind of thing, and it doesn't seem to have that kind of atmosphere at the moment. "I'm not ashamed to say it.
"You...... Pure ......" the corners of the Shadow's mouth twitched.
"Yes, in this world, everyone is pure, but the purity is different, some people are 0%, and some people are 100%, people like me who are 100%, purer than pure water, are rare......" Before I finished speaking, the shadow vomited blood and fell to the ground......
I don't know if it's because of those two cups of coffee, anyway, neither of us fell asleep in the back, and chatted all night with great interest, and when the east showed the white of the fish's belly, the shadow looked at me and asked again: "Worm, are you really sure you don't have to try it once?" ”
"I'm sure!" I nodded firmly, in fact, to hide my weakness. I've been nervous all night, and I've been talking to him all night so I don't want the Shadow to see how nervous I am. Alas, I still wasn't mentally prepared, but I didn't return overnight, and I don't know how the beasts will interrogate me when I go back......
As I expected, as soon as I waved the dormitory, I was surrounded by a group of women who were eyeing me.
"Wow, I actually have dark circles under my eyes, I must have not slept all night."
"Well, I'll see...... Really, bugs, honestly, how many times did you do it last night? ”
Cao Huamei poured out the contents of my bag and began to shout: "Is there a mistake, you don't have a condom, aren't you afraid of ......?"
I had six black lines hanging from my head: "I'm sorry that my good sister came yesterday, so I didn't do it once, are you satisfied!" ”
"Cut~" Everyone dispersed, I couldn't wait to climb into my bed to make up for sleep, I could have been with the shadow for a day today, but he received a call from his boss, asking him to go back, there was something important. So I came back early. Alas, I suddenly remembered that I hadn't been in the game for a long time, and I don't know how many days had passed in the game, and I didn't know what had happened.
I fell asleep, but I didn't know the time, but the game was upside down.
Cao Huamei sat in the hall of the Summoning Alliance, and listened to the system's announcement of the whole region with all the helpers of the Summoning Alliance: "At twelve and six this morning, one million players in the flood wilderness have reached level forty, and the conditions are met, the Holy Spirit suit task is officially opened, and there are four sets of Holy Spirit suits, which are the Qinglong battle armor guarded by the green dragon, the Vermilion Bird soft armor guarded by the Vermilion Bird, the white tiger holy clothes guarded by the white tiger, and the Xuanwu robe guarded by the Xuanwu guard. All players above level 40 can accept this quest, and the quest NPC is the king of the four realms of Chaos, Ornamental Moon City, Suni Clan, and White Wolf Clan. Please participate and have a great time! ”
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Tomorrow I will go to another city to visit relatives, and I will pause for a day, so everyone will be considerate.
The 24th is still two chapters