The atmosphere was almost rendered, Chen Mo cleared his throat and started the fixed link before each live broadcast - telling jokes.

"In ancient England, King Arthur, the Lord Chancellor admired the queen's beautiful breasts, but he knew that the price of blasphemy against the queen was death. He told King Arthur's royal physician his secret.

The Imperial Physician promised him to help him fulfill his wish, but at the cost of the Chief Justice's 1,000 gold coins.

So, the imperial doctor prepared a kind of itching water. One day, while the queen was bathing, the royal physician smeared the itching water on the queen's mask.

When the queen put on her clothes, she felt that her huge (harmonious) breasts were itching unbearably.

King Arthur hurriedly summoned the royal physician to see the queen. The imperial doctor said that it was a strange disease, and to relieve the itch, only with a person's saliva, to let this person lick the queen's chest for 4 hours in a row, this person can only be a justice.

King Arthur sent the chief justice into the palace to treat the queen. The Imperial Physician had put the anti-itching medicine in the Chancellor's mouth. So, the Chancellor finally fulfilled his long-held wish and licked the queen's beautiful huge (harmonious) breasts for 4 hours!

The chief justice was too addicted, and the queen's illness was cured. ”

Speaking of this, Chen Mo deliberately paused and glanced at the barrage.

"! And this kind of operation? ”

"Huang is quite yellow, but I always feel that the quality is not as good as the joke you told before."

"I don't think so!"

"I think so!"

"Hey, upstairs, it's unfair for you to say that!"

"It's unsatisfactory, I can only say that, after all, it is impossible to ask the king to be of such high quality every time he tells a joke."

"It seems that this joke can be omitted in the future."

"It's really not good!"

……

Most people in the barrage feel that the quality of Chen Mo's little paragraph is not as good as before.

The corners of Chen Mo's mouth curled slightly, and he smiled secretly in his heart: "If it's so simple for you to guess the ending, then am I still the king?" ”

After the barrage was sprayed by the water friends for a while, Chen Mo just said lightly: "After the chief justice went home, the imperial doctor came to find him for the reward of 1,000 gold coins. But the chief justice was already addicted to words, and knew that the royal doctor did not dare to tell the king the truth of the matter, so he refused to pay the debt.

The Imperial Physician left angrily and vowed to let the Justices pay for everyone. So he put on that itchy water again.

On this day, while King Arthur was bathing, he applied itchy water to the king's underwear (harmony). The next day, King Arthur summoned the Lord Chancellor into the palace. ”

After speaking, Chen Mo picked up the water cup and took two sips of tea.

There was silence on the barrage......

After two minutes of silence, all the sailors who reacted burst into laughter!

"Damn, I'm laughing to death!!"

"I take back my previous words, I don't even support you with a few special handfuls, and I will serve you!"

"This justice is so cool now, not only can he suck the queen's breasts, but he can also suck King Arthur's Tintin for four hours in a row!"

"The little train has passed!! Dirt Dirt Dirt Dirt ~~~~"

“99999999！ Why 9? Because 6 turned over there is wood! ”

"King: It's exciting! (Three Dirty Expressions)"

"Get off! This is not a car to kindergarten! ”

"And the second time there was no antidote in my mouth, this is the most sassy! The justices are dead! ”

"Isn't King Arthur my king Saber?"

"Could this imperial doctor be Merlin?"

"Such a filthy King Arthur can't be a girl!"

The barrage exploded!

The audience was happy!

The popularity has skyrocketed to 200,000!

Chen Mo didn't say a word, and said directly: "Ladies and gentlemen, you can see the troublesome fish balls, apply for a card, and take a walk, the more you give, the happier you will be." ”

When this sentence came out, the live broadcast room was instantly swiped by the information of the fish ball reward!

More than a dozen rockets came!

Chen Mo also smiled, and immediately started his path to ranking.

Bite!

"Mission Release: Elevate the segment to the King of Glory for any time."

"Mission reward: Miss Wang Zhaojun's 'Transformation Idol Cane'."

Turning into an idol cane?

What's that?

No matter what, it's better to have a reward than no reward anyway!

At this time, Chen Mo's rank was already four stars of Xingyao 3.

In a few days at the beginning of the season, he reached this rank, and he won all the MVPs and all the tricks, Chen Mo's winning rate has reached a terrifying 100%!

At this time, there was no king in the whole district.

This also caused Chen Mo to wait in line for a long, long time, almost more than twenty minutes, and he hadn't gone in yet.

After waiting for another five minutes, Chen Mo finally entered the game screen.

At this time, the audience watching the live broadcast saw some IDs displayed in the room, and they all screamed, because these IDs were all famous king anchors, but they didn't expect Chen Mo to really be in line with them, and now there is really a good show to watch.

"I'll it, there's a betta frog and a sting!"

"Hahaha, there are still nine days of Huya!"

"The other one should be a passerby, but the estimated winning rate is also the kind of god who screams high."

"It's interesting, here are all gods with a super high win rate, and the other side should be like this."

"At least the other side is the king who has hit more than 10 stars of glory!"

"Now that's interesting!"

Obviously, as soon as they entered the room, the frog and the stunned were also stunned when they saw Chen Mo's ID.

Frog: "You are the new king of the betta fish?" ”

Surprised: "I just went to check the ward, and it is." It's good that it's not on the other side, otherwise we're going to lose points again. ”

The other two teammates are also secretly having fun, originally they didn't believe that anyone could open and play "Glory of Kings", but now someone really opened it, and it was about to be opened in front of them, as old kings, they naturally wanted to see if it was really as perverted as in the video.

As the noble hanging king, Chen Mo typed in a very high-profile manner: "Hello to the seniors of the two betta fish! I'm very happy to be able to live broadcast with you, rubbing your wave of popularity and popularity, hehehehehehe! ”

The sting and the frog couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Who rubbed whose popularity?

As soon as this product came to the Glory Zone of the Betta King, more than half of the popularity of both of them was lost!

This game is going to be opened anyway, and Chen Mo simply chose the new hero - Baili Shou.

As long as the new hero comes out, your content will definitely be popular and make a lot of money!

Anyway, he was open, and typed directly on the public screen: "Zhongdan Baili abides by the contract, and does not give it away!" ”

Frog: "I'll go!" ”

Sting: "......"

The passerby players who had chosen the mid-laner hero Zhuge Liang were also completely speechless.

But thinking that Chen Mo was the legendary Great Hanging King, he also gritted his teeth and typed: "Okay! Medium order allows you! But only if I win this round! ”

Chen Mo: "Don't worry, my reputation of breaking the contract for a hundred miles is not in vain!" ”

Zhuge Liang: "......"