Sitting crookedly on the bus back home, there was no longer the sleepiness when I came.

The rush outside didn't come into his mind at all, even though his gaze kept wandering out the window.

Crooked took out the registration form again.

In addition to the general personal information, there is also a column for checking the academic qualifications.

Bachelor's, Master's, Ph.D., and other science and technology enthusiasts.

There are only these four options, and there are conditions attached to other science and technology enthusiasts: those who have made scientific and technological inventions and won scientific and technological awards, regardless of age and education.

Tongyun Technology Interest Group?

Such a high demand!

Crooked and indignant, he picked up his phone and began to search for this interest group.

After reading the introduction, he was happy.

It turns out that the Tongyun Technology Interest Group has been established for more than 50 years, and it was established with the concept of rejuvenating the country through science and technology at the beginning. Therefore, this Tongyun Technology Group is currently the top science and technology interest group in China, and its members have undergone strict review and checks, and all of them are elites.

Crookedly touching his chin, he thought to himself to go back and take a good look in the mirror to see if he really looked like a tech elite!

In the end, I saw that there was only one way to join this science and technology interest group, and that was to recommend joining. Only those who have won public science and technology awards within three years after joining the science and technology group as a member, or have published papers in international high-end journals, can receive a recommendation form.

Crooked hurriedly took out his watch and looked at it carefully, and sure enough, the back was a light blue recommendation form, and the name of the recommender was written on it: Rong Xuzhong, female, year: 3 years. Recommended credentials: Blank.

There is also a number on it, which must be only available to the team members.

Crooked decided to go back and fill in the watch neatly, then frame it with double-sided glass and hang it on the wall to commemorate this bizarre experience.

Then Crooked just smiled, thinking about that scene.

But his smile became more and more bitter, and his gaze became deeper and deeper.

The crooked one day without eating came home and went headlong into his room and didn't come out, and the second sister-in-law didn't have time to ask him what today's harvest was.

The second sister-in-law wanted to ask her, but the sissy stopped her.

The sissy said, "It's done." ”

The second sister-in-law was stunned for a moment, then put on a smiling face and asked, "Really?" ”

The sissy said: "Eighty percent, and if there are two percent, he is really a mud who can't support the wall." ”

The second sister-in-law smiled, looked at the crooked and closed door, shook her head and said, "Crooked is definitely not mud, by no means!" ”

The sissy hugged the second sister-in-law and echoed: "Well, no, no!" The children you raise are by no means mud! ”

He lay in the house for a long time, until he was hungry, and then he remembered to come out to forage for food.

Because of the sissy's guarantee, the second sister-in-law made several dishes, all of which were crooked's favorite food. It was left in the steamer and heated, so I ate it crookedly and beautifully.

The next day, he saw that his second sister-in-law had no intention of giving him any more tasks, so he went out alone. When I came back, I nibbled on three big steamed buns, my brows were furrowed, and I looked very angry.

The second sister-in-law doesn't look vicious on weekdays, but when the crooked mood is bad, she is very careful, for fear of making the crooked more angry, so she just watched from the sidelines, crooked looking for water to drink, she poured water for him, crooked when she was hungry, she hurried to serve food, and at this time, the second sister-in-law will definitely not play mahjong, for fear of noisy.

The sissy looked strange, he rarely saw crooked in the past few years, the second sister-in-law covered his mouth and said: "Crooked, this is thinking about something very important, and it is not going well, don't interrupt him." ”

The sissy looked crooked in surprise, and sure enough, she found that his gaze was very blank, drifting past you, but he couldn't see you, or stared at you, but there was no you in his eyes.

The sissy thought it was funny, so she leaned against the door and looked crooked. Xiao Si also opened the door and occasionally observed the crookedness. The potato chips were grabbed in his mouth, watching the crooked back and forth between the living room and the room.

Three days later, the crooked head like a chicken coop came out, glanced at the wilting sissy, and said, "Your hair salon has been sealed?" At home in broad daylight. ”

The sissy was trampled on her tail, and shouted: "What nonsense, what nonsense, the old lady's hair salon is good!" The queue is crowded! ”

Ignoring his bragging, he turned around and knocked on the door of Xiao Si's room. Xiao Si usually doesn't haunt during the day, but he opened the door early this morning. The two of them closed the door and muttered inside, and the sissy felt the green tendons on her brow jump, because the door directly touched his nose when it closed. The sissy is resentful, but who let herself be too close to the crooked and defenseless.

The second sister-in-law came in and saw this scene, and said with a smile: "Crooked has finally gotten her wish." ”

The sissy rubbed her nose and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

The second sister-in-law said: "He has long been dissatisfied with your boasting of what David's nose is." ”

The sissy gritted her teeth hatefully: "This little cub actually did it on purpose." ”

The second sister-in-law smiled very charmingly. The sissy is emotional, no matter how much she learns, she is not as good as the second sister-in-law, a real woman, who compares herself with a casual smile. He took his second sister-in-law's hand a little rudely and entered his room.

Crooked entered the door and asked Xiao Si directly if he could fake his academic qualifications.

Xiao Si said, "Okay." ”

Crooked overjoyed, asking, "What price do I have to pay?" ”

Xiao Si looked him up and down: "What price can you pay?" ”

It's crooked, he has no money, no power.

"I can be your bodyguard." Xiao Si once walked on the street because he was too involved in hacking an account with his mobile phone, ran into a little hooligan, and was dragged into a black alley by the other party and beaten.

Xiao Si said: "I carry an electric baton with me. ”

Crooked said: "There are times when the electric baton is knocked down, and there are times when there is no electricity." ”

Xiao Si said: "You won't always follow me. ”

Thinking about it crookedly, I was worried: "What should I do then?" ”

Xiao Si said: "It's a gesture, there is no charge, as long as you clean my room for a month." ”

Crooked mouth, there is nothing else in Xiao Si's room, only garbage can be touched, but, "It's so simple?" ”

Xiao Si stared crookedly and said, "Because it's not complicated in itself." ”

Crooked nodded: "Okay!" Besides, count me crookedly owing you a favor! ”

Xiao Si said slowly: "It's easy to fake academic qualifications, but that's not the reason why I don't take money." ”

Crooked asked: "What else is the reason?" ”

Xiao Si said: "It's easy to find out that it's a forgery." ”

Crooked and furious: "You trick me, so easy to find out that I will look for you?" Small advertisements all over the streets! ”

Xiao Si was calm: "Because it is easy to forge academic qualifications, but learning cannot be faked!" No matter how fake my documents are, your head is empty, and anyone can see that your academic qualifications are fake! ”

Crookedly froze, and suddenly felt hot on his face. He snatched the door out. After three days of decadence, Crooked came to the door again. "Little four, I want to become a learned person, what should I do?"

"Go to school."

"But, I never went to school."

"Then let's go."

Crooked and tangled, thinking: "How much money does it take to become knowledgeable!" ”

Xiao Si thought about it for a while and asked him, "How determined are you?" ”

Crooked didn't speak, just looked at Xiao Si deeply. Xiao Si had some heart palpitations, hurriedly turned the chair, and said, "There is another way." ”

Crooked suddenly smiled: "Little fourth brother, what way?" ”

Xiao Si shuddered: "I'll do your education before junior high school, you go to the high school entrance examination tutorial class, start by being admitted to a key high school." ”

Crooked started to go to tutoring classes, although he said no, but the second sister-in-law still gave him 10,000 yuan.

"You're only sixteen years old, and you're not yet an adult, so I'm going to study with all my body and mind, and I'm not allowed to work to earn tuition! For a year or two, the old lady can afford you! ”

pinched the money crookedly, nodded and said, "Anyway, the life is given by you, and the money is given by you, so what's so hypocritical." ”

The second sister-in-law waved a small handkerchief and watched him go to cram school with tears in her eyes.

The sissy laughed at her, and she just said, "I finally realized what it's like to send my child to school, it's fucking good!" ”

The sissy leaned over and asked, "Then do you want to experience what it's like to send your husband to work?" ”

The second sister-in-law glanced at him and said, "Don't interrupt, this is moving." ”

The sissy's eyes flashed and dimmed.

Can't you tell this stinky that she's proposing?

Crooked began to be tired, it turned out that he thought he was very tired from working three jobs a day, and it turned out that he was tired after catching up with three cram schools every day.

Primary 4 has been here for two years, and he has some understanding of the degree of crookedness, so he downloaded the mid-term final exam papers of the first to third grades of ten middle schools from the Internet, and asked the crooked to make the papers.

The second sister-in-law has taught crookedly over the years, although it is not formal, but it is very miscellaneous and there are a lot.

The most important thing is that the crooked writing is very good.

It took a week for Crooked to complete 60 sets of papers, and the level of Crooked was roughly in the second semester of the second semester of junior high school, that is, the stage when he should be promoted to the third year of junior high school. But this is average. To be admitted to a key high school, it normally takes him two years.