Chapter 1: Cockroach Nie Xiaosan
"Brothers! Ladies and gentlemen, today I will perform a bungee jumping durian show for everyone, if I behave well, I hope you will give a thumbs up, a reward, now, let's start, yo roar ............. β
~Bang ββββββββ!
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"Holy! What are you doing in a daze, call the police, call the police, call the police, someone is dead. β
"~Woo! Mom, I'm going to wash my eyes, I've seen things I shouldn't see, it's so bloody. β
"Alasββ-! Brothers, Nie anchor sacrificed heroically for our happiness, and I, as a senior fan, will reward a piece, is there anyone together. β
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And just when the scene of the accident was in a mess and the audience was collecting coffin books for Nie Xiaosan, in the future a thousand years later, a sudden lightning bolt directly split a three-story villa into a bottomless hole, and at the same time, under this powerful thunder and lightning, the whole earth seemed to have undergone some strange changes.
"Huh? I'm there, I'm not dead. Looking at the messy scene around him, Nie Xiaosan, who originally thought he was dead, actually found that he was still alive, but the scene at the scene was not a hospital or a home, which made him feel both scared and confused.
~Click! Click! ........
Suddenly, the sound of objects crawling instantly made him look towards an entrance in front of him with vigilant and frightened eyes.
"Holy! Big cockroach, woo, who's going to save me, there's a monster here, the cockroach has mutated. It turned out that it was not his family or a doctor who appeared in front of him, but a cockroach as big as him.
It's just that no matter what he called, no one paid attention to him, but let those cockroaches get closer and closer to him, looking at the big cockroaches with sharp teeth and sharp mouths constantly squirming in their mouths, Nie Xiaosan instantly had a feeling that he was going to be eaten.
Under the desire to survive, no matter how injured he was, he just wanted to run backwards, originally thought that it would take a long time to escape from this narrow space, and it was possible that he could not escape the pursuit of the big cockroach, but what he didn't think of, he just wanted to escape, and the scene in front of him was like a sports car with two hundred miles, changing rapidly.
When he reacted, he found that he had actually appeared outside, although he was very shocked by this matter, but deep in his heart he was indeed ecstatic, because he had become a superman, from the inside to the outside, at least a few hundred meters, and it was actually a second.
In an instant, his original frustration and fear mood also became instantly cheerful under the influence of becoming superhuman, but after being cheerful, he recognized one thing, that is, there were monsters on the earth, but now that he has superpowers, how can he be afraid of these big cockroaches.
As soon as he thought of the scene of people all over the world waiting for him to come to his rescue, and the beautiful woman threw himself into his arms, he unconsciously let out a loud laugh, although this laughter is a little scary, but he can get superpowers, and it's okay to laugh scary.
"Huhββ! Monsters, come on, watch Master Ben clean you up today. With Nie Xiaosan's shout, the few big cockroaches that had originally caught up instantly seemed to be afraid of something, and all their heads fell to the ground, and at the same time, large pieces of food residue were also taken out from the carapace on their backs.
"Huh? Isn't this a cake?,Strange.,It looks like it's just a corner.,Isn't anyone making a particularly big cake?,Huh? No, what is this, how does it look like potato chips, what is this situation, I, I, I rely on, my hands, my hands, how, how did it become like this? β
Out of curiosity, Nie Xiaosan was originally going to pick up the big potato chips and take a look, but when he stretched out his hand, he was instantly stunned by the scene in front of him, is this a hand, is this his hand, it is completely just a cockroach leg.
Originally, he thought it was an illusion and was about to hit the ground with the cockroach leg, but the tingling sensation from the cockroach leg instantly made Nie Xiaosan not calm, because he had become a cockroach and a big cockroach.
Looking at those huge foods and the surrounding scenes, Nie Xiaosan finally understood that it was not the cockroach that had become bigger, but that he had become smaller, and he had seen everything from the perspective of a cockroach, and of course everything was very big.
"Wooββ! God, why, why do you do this to me, if you turn me into a dog, why cockroaches, if this is discovered, I must not be trampled to death. As Nie Xiaosan roared angrily, the cockroaches also seemed to be very afraid of Nie Xiaosan, and their whole bodies trembled.
For this situation, Nie Xiaosan was instantly interested, and at the same time, as an optimistic person, he also forgot all about God turning him into a cockroach, because he knew that cockroaches also have the use of cockroaches, not to mention that his cockroach also comes with human wisdom.
"Heyββ! I said what's the matter with you, come, come, give the master a circle. Originally, Nie Xiaosan was just holding the mentality of giving it a try, but the next scene instantly made his mood take a 360-degree turn, and with his command, these cockroaches were like robots, let them do whatever they wanted, as if he was the king of cockroaches.
"Heyββ! In fact, there is nothing bad about being the king of cockroaches, a few of you, go, go and call some compatriots to come, this little master wants to go out on patrol. "As a cockroach king, except for being a little smaller and a little disgusting, in fact, it is stronger in any aspect than when you were a human.
For example, what Nie Xiaosan wants to do next, that is not something ordinary people can do, that is, peeking at a beautiful woman taking a bath, in the current earth full of surveillance, if you want to peek at the bath openly and not be discovered, then it is estimated that only his current identity can do it.
With Nie Xiaosan's command, a sedan chair twice as big as his body appeared in front of the cockroaches in an instant, after all, he was the king, how could he go by himself when he went out to peek at the beautiful woman taking a bath, at least he had to be carried by eight cockroaches.
"Get up! Let's go outside. "Cockroaches deserve to be called cockroaches, under their power, this sedan chair is like a piece of paper, it is easy to lift, and their speed, that is ridiculously fast, the most important thing is that cockroaches are not limited by the terrain, even if it is a wall, it can be easily erected and climbed.
"This, this, what is the situation, why are cars flying in the sky, is the level of technology so high now?" As soon as he came out of the dilapidated villa, Nie Xiaosan was shocked by the scene outside, here, although it was similar to the villa community, but the cars back and forth made him a little dumbfounded.
It seems that this is a particularly high-end community, otherwise it would not be so clean here, the scenery is so pleasant, that is, the flowers and plants next to the villa, which are exactly the same as those that have been trimmed.