"What's the situation?"

"Could it be that Wang Meimei's sister was given green by the king?"

"That's a lot of information!"

"Ahhhh!!h

Chen Mo: "Sister, don't slander people!"

When did I break up a marriage? ”

Wang Meili: "Hmph! Still don't admit it? Read the private message yourself!!

The link has been sent to you! ”

Chen Mo opened the link in the private message suspiciously.

I saw a penguin news come into view:

[Suspecting that the tea girl is a liar, the guy "outwitted the liar" but missed a love]

The boy Dawei (pseudonym) received a friend application from a girl named Su Su a few days ago, looking at the avatar and photos of the circle of friends are the types he likes, Dawei passed the friend application.

But David is not a naïve boy, he knows that beautiful girls don't add themselves for no reason, and these photos are eighty percent fake, so he gets straight to the point and asks if the girl sells tea.

The girl's answer was also straight to the point, yes.

At first glance, it was a tea seller, and Dawei knew everything.

But he didn't delete Su Su immediately, but learned from netizens and began to outwit the tea girl, he tricked her into transferring money, tricked her into ordering takeout, and tricked her into registering a game account...... Dawei was proud that he had played the liar around, and he also posted on Moments many times to show off, until finally he found out that he was blocked by the tea girl.

And Dawei only learned the truth today, it turned out that this is a school girl who has always had a crush on herself, and finally added her WeChat through various channels, she replied that she was selling tea because she was working in a milk tea shop during the winter vacation, but after chatting with Dawei, she found that Dawei was a liar, and she was extremely disappointed, and found that she loved the wrong person, and blocked it.

After reading it.

Chen Mo's whole person is a black question mark face.

Groove !!

The Su Su who sold tea before, turned out to be real?!

The sailors were stunned one by one!

"!!!"

"Da Weisheng has nothing to love!!"

"At the beginning, I asked the king to help tease the liar, but the result was ......"

"Dawei couldn't regret it, and added ten more girls who sold tea, and finally unfortunately went bankrupt."

Later, Dawei met the second tea seller.

'I'm going to have to catch love this time!' ’

David thought so, and then was cheated out of 20,000."

When he lost it, David regretted it.

He knew that this innocent love was destined to become only a memory.

He frantically looked through all the chat records left by the girl, frantically saved all the photos of the girl to the computer, and then silently changed the gender in his profile to female, and sold tea on the Internet. ”

"For a while, I didn't know where to complain......"

After this girl's Mai hung up.

Chen Mo took a few sips of whiskey.

After waiting for a long time, there was a third person who connected to the microphone:

"Hello Hangwang."

The voice of a young, young boy came from the other end of the microphone.

"My name is Bi Yuntao, I am a college student, and this year is the first time I have fallen in love.

My girlfriend is always angry.

Saying that I am an elm head, I can't guess the girl's mind at all.

However, I think I've done it thoroughly!

I did everything she asked for and said!

Ay...... Hang the king, ask for love experience!

I don't know how to understand a girl's mind!! ”

Chen Mo: "Actually, it's a question.

I've had it with my roommate before.

When you're in love, you don't know what girls think.

It's not good to coax girls.

The last unlucky one must be the boys!

Here, I'm going to give the majority of novice love boys to say some girlfriend phrases translated!

Listen up!

Knowing this, you are guaranteed to be able to meow your girlfriend during your relationship! ”

"What the hell is that meow? Isn't it? ”

"Ask for Guidance !!"

"After reading so many issues of your moon in my heart, I finally have a practical one!"

Chen Mo: "Xiao Tao, you remember.

Girls don't talk as straight as boys.

They like to talk around the bush.

1. Hmm: I'm a little upset right now! Coax me!

2. Don't use it: use it! Must be used!!

3. Okay: Okay, your sister!!

4. Let's play a game: you dare to play a game!!

5. I'm asleep: you're finished!!

6. I can't sleep: Coax me to sleep!

7. I'll sleep first: it's good for you to come back!!

8. I'll go by myself or: You say you want to go with me!!

9. Don't say it: you're done!!

10. Say: You're finished!!

11. Oh: You're done!!

12、…… : You're done!!

13、。 : You're done!!!

These are some of the lessons I learned from my relationship with my girlfriend.

If you don't have a strong desire to survive, or make the girl feel that you may not be able to take care of her well and love her enough.

It's easy to break up.

Especially students!

It's not that material-oriented.

Xiaotao, do you remember? ”

Bi Yuntao: "Remember."

And...... According to what you said, I think I've finished it many times!

No wonder my girlfriend is angry every time.

Ay...... What a hassle for women!

Is there anything you can't say directly? ”

Xiao Tao said this. It's really a drought that dies of drought and a waterlogging. ”

"Although women are hard-hearted, I still want to be slept with by women."

"I think, after you said this, a straight man like Xiao Tao still won't coax."

"Anyway, I think it's very useful to hang the king. At the very least, let me pause! ”

The fourth water friend connected the microphone.

"Hang Wang, my name is Wu Yong, but everyone calls me useless!

Because when I was in school, my grades were always at the bottom of the list.

After graduation, the work efficiency in the unit is not high.

Anything, it's a failure.

I haven't found my girlfriend yet.

The Glory of Kings diamond can't even hit.

Most of the time the chicken is landed in a box.

I always consoled myself that no one would succeed casually.

Do you think I'm right to comfort myself like this? ”

Wu Yong said.

Chen Mo frowned and said:

"No one will succeed casually, but neither will they fail like you casually!"

Wu Yong: "......"

All sailors: "......"

Groove !!

Won't you just fail like you?

This sentence is too heart-wrenching, there is wood?!

"Shut up!! Stinky Pig !! ”

"No one will be beautiful for no reason, but they will not be as ugly as you casually!"

"You're going to talk a lot!"

"I'm seriously failing."

"Shut up for me, knock in!!"

At this time, Wu Yong asked: "It's all about failure being the mother of success."

But I think my mom is too much......

Who is the father of success?

I want to know!!

I also want to be the father of success!! ”