When the soldier heard this, he looked left and right, looked at the village lord who was kneeling there facing the door, and said, "If the village master lets you go, you don't have to ask me." ”

When the soldiers heard this, they smiled at the soldiers standing guard and said, "You stand, then I'll go?" ”

The guard replied: "Okay, let's go." ”

Ya Qianbing replied: "Well, I won't bother." As he spoke, the soldier walked towards the small room pointed by the soldier standing guard.

The guards looked at the soldiers and ignored him.

The soldier walked to the front of the small room, the door was closed, he didn't know if the door was inserted inside, he stretched out his hand and pulled it open. The room was not big, and as soon as he stepped into the door, he smelled a smell of wine, like a dead corpse.

Ya Qianbing fanned his nose with his hand and said, "This smell." ”

The small room is not big, but there is also a kitchen and a room, the kitchen has a stove, some dry wood next to it, and a flat board like a stove. He went into the bedroom with two feet, the bedroom was not big, there was a bed big kang for two people, the room was as big as a bed, there was a small cabinet against the wall, and there were two stools under the small window. Both of them were asleep on their backs.

Ya Qianbing stretched out his head to look at the two family members and said, "Hey! Wake up? ”

The two of them were still asleep, as if they had not heard of it. Ya Qianbing stepped forward and pushed the two of them: "Hey! Wake up? The two snorted twice, turned sideways and still fell asleep.

When the soldiers saw this, they pushed them hard and shouted, "Hey! Wake up! ”

"Hey! Wake up! The soldiers pushed the two families eight or nine times, and the two families lay over and said in a daze: "Who?" What for? ”

The soldiers pushed them vigorously again, saying, "Get up, I have something to do with you two." ”

The two of them hummed and seemed to open their eyes, and then turned sideways and fell backwards.

The soldier pushed them again and said, "Get up!" ”

These two are monkeys and ponies, and the monkeys are inside and the ponies are outside. The monkey raised his head first and asked with a hum, "Who?" ”

The pony asked in a daze, with his eyes half-open, "Who came into the house?" ”

The soldiers knelt on the kang and slapped them twice: "Get up!" Get up! ”

After the shooting, the soldiers came down and stood on the ground.

The pony lying outside sat up, rubbing his eyes and glancing at the soldiers, but did not speak.

The monkey lifted his head and glanced at it with his eyes half-open, then turned his head and said, "Who?" ”

Ya Qianbing looked at them and did not speak in a hurry.

After a while, the pony said, "Aren't you standing guard in front of the yamen?" ”

The soldier in front of the yamen replied: "It is the official who is standing guard, and I am guarding the door in front." ”

"Oh." Pony answered, and he asked, "What are you doing in our house?" ”

The soldier looked at the man lying inside, and when he saw that he was lying there and still couldn't get up, he said, "Hey? Inside, why don't you get up? ”

Pony said, "That's a monkey." After saying that, he pushed the monkey and said, "Get up." ”

The monkey was pushed up by the pony, and he rubbed his eyes and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The pony said, "The watchman in front of the yamen is here?" ”

The monkey looked at the soldiers with sleepy eyes open and asked, "Why did you come to our house?" ”

Ya Qianbing asked: "You two woke up, have you sobered up?" The house smelled of alcohol. ”

The monkey said, "The wine is so strong that it turns red at the first sip." ”

Pony only feels the smell of alcohol in his body, and he asks, "Does it smell of alcohol in the house?" ”

Ya Qianbing said: "Yes, you can smell it as soon as you enter the house." ”

Pony asked, "Did you come for something?" ”

Ya Qianbing replied: "It's okay, what am I doing in your house?" After speaking, he said: "The housekeeper is not here, and the village owner asked me to find a housekeeper and get tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones." ”

"Get tables and chairs, pens, ink, paper, inkstones?" Pony asked, "What are you doing with all that?" ”

Yaqian replied: "The village master is in front of the yamen and the old Derby poem, let me get tables and chairs, pen, ink, paper, inkstone, I don't know where there is a village owner." The village owner said that your family often works for the housekeeper, so you should know where the tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones are? The village owner refers to no one who uses it. ”

The monkey said, "Nobody's using it? He added, "If no one uses it, throw it away." ”

Yaqian soldier said: "Throw it away!" Where's the throw? ”

The monkey said, "The pen, ink, paper, and inkstones that no one uses are thrown into the trash, and the tables and chairs that no one uses are burned as firewood." ”

Pony said, "There are also paper thatched huts that no one uses." ”

When the soldiers heard this, they said, "Why did you throw them all away?" Also burned as firewood? Then he said, "Can the paper in the hut be used to compare poems to the village master?" ”

"The village owner is more than a poem?" The monkey suddenly remembered, and he said, "The village master is more poetic? How can the village owner compare to poetry? ”

At this time, the pony also remembered, and he said, "The village master is more poetic? What kind of poem is the village owner compared to, Tang poetry? Then he said, "How can the village master compare poetry with others?" ”

Neither the monkey nor the pony had ever heard the village owner recite poetry, let alone compare poetry between the village owner and people. They think that the village owner is doing nothing, and people who have never even read poetry can compare poetry with others?

The monkey asked, "How can the village master compare poetry with others?" ”

Yaqian replied: "I don't know about this, the village owner only asked me to get the tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones to the yamen, and Lao De was there." ”

Pony asked, "Old German?" Is it the old virtue of the Cross Street Lao De Private School? ”

Ya Qianbing replied: "It's him, the hair on his head has been cut in a large piece, and a plaster has been pasted." ”

The pony didn't ask deeply, he said, "Why does the village master want to compare poems with him?" I heard that Lao De is quite knowledgeable, and the village owner has never even read a poem, so doesn't he hit the wall with the old Debi poem? ”

The monkey said, "Yes, doesn't the village master hit the bow and arrow?" ”

Ya Qianbing replied: "I don't know about this, the village owner only asked me to get tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones, and he knelt on the ground, so I thought about letting him get up." ”

When the monkey heard this, he asked, "What's the matter, why is the village master kneeling on the ground?" ”

Yaqian replied: "The village owner and his insider, no, it was his insider's who got angry with him, and he knelt in front of his big house to punish him." I asked the village owner, and he said he couldn't explain it. ”

When the pony heard this, he said, "The village lord is afraid of his wife, so it is normal to punish him for kneeling." ”

After a few pauses, Ya Qianbing asked: "This, are there any pen, ink, paper, inkstones, tables and chairs that have been thrown away?" Didn't you burn a fire? ”

The pony said, "Throw away all the useless things that should be thrown, and burn all the things that should be burned." After speaking, he muttered: "There seem to be dusty tables and chairs in the warehouse, and it is difficult to find pen, ink, paper, and inkstone." Pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and yatang are there. ”

After speaking, Xiaoma asked, "Is it okay to have dusty tables and chairs?" ”

The soldier said, "Then you have to wipe it clean." ”

Then the monkey said, "Is the butler not there?" ”

The soldier replied: "No, it's in the collapse of the house." ”

The monkey said, "You don't have to go to the warehouse, you have to wipe it." Go to the housekeeper's house and get it, there are tables and chairs in his room, and there should also be pens, ink, paper, and inkstones. ”

The pony listens and says, "Isn't the butler there?" ”

The monkey said: "This is the table, chair, pen, ink, paper, and inkstone that the village owner asked me to find, and the housekeeper can do it when he is not there." ”

When the pony heard this, he said, "Then go to the butler's house and get it?" ”

The monkey said, "Go to the butler's house to get the tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones." ”