"Don't say anything, I can only say that the hanging king did a good job!"

"This kind of woman who cheats money and wants to cheat sex should be beaten to death!"

"Want to prostitute without paying?"

"What's the difference between this and a white prostitute who doesn't pay?"

"Support the hanging king! Gotta money! ”

Chen Mo drank two sips of the juice fed by Yang Yuchan and continued:

"I haven't been to an Internet café for a long time, and I want to find a good Internet café to have fun with.

The Internet café here is generally 300 packages per night, and there are also good ones with thousands of packages per night.

Although the machine is second-hand, the hardware is still very good, and it is very pleasant to operate, especially the feel of the mouse, which is comfortable to touch, and you can also use a USB flash drive to transfer files to it.

Of course, the premise is that you are not afraid of USB flash drive poisoning.

Personally, I came out to surf the Internet, and I was more afraid of USB flash drive poisoning, so I used antivirus software.

Of course, there are also black Internet cafes, which are cheap, but I don't dare to go.

Too many people have plugged in the USB flash drive of those machines, they are all old machines, a lot of viruses, and antivirus software can't prevent them. ”

As soon as this joke came out, there was a sigh in the live broadcast room.

"Hanging king, this paragraph is not funny at all!"

"Although the last paragraph is old-fashioned, it's so funny, what are you calling it?"

"It's boring!"

"Let's have some dirt!"

"Hanging Wang, you have changed, and the current joke is really not dirty at all."

However, after the sigh, the real demon kings began to swipe the screen.

“6666666！”

"I almost believed you're going to the Internet!"

"I really thought you were talking about a joke related to an Internet café, until I saw a package of thousands of dollars per night......"

"If you can make the connotation of prostitution and harmony to this extent, you will be the only one!"

", I'm just now reacting to what the king is talking about!"

"Woo woo woo, I don't dare to say that I am a member of the Filthy Demon King Legion anymore, I am not dirty at all!"

Chen Mo continued: "The last paragraph, old iron, officially start after speaking!"

My wife and I were cheating on the nanny and my wife found out, and my wife raised her hand to hit the nanny.

I rushed up and it broke out, why do you beat people, what qualifications do you have to beat people, the land is dragged by others, the rice is cooked by others, the clothes are washed by others, you know all day long that you want money to buy and buy, go out to wave every day, even your husband's physiological needs are met by others, what qualifications do you have to beat others? ”

"Deideidei, dei!"

"May I ask how big a cup is your nanny?"

"Now it's not a secretary who has nothing to do, it's a secretary who has nothing to do, it's a nanny?"

"May I ask the king of hanging, your wife Youmu has beaten you to death?"

"Sexy Hanging King tells jokes online!"

After the joke was finished, Chen Mo clicked on the ranking interface and said, "It's still the old rule, let's fight Pei Baohu first."

I've been playing with this hero a little bit these days.

How so......

Now those who dare to use this hero to fight the jungle are stupid beeps!

This hero is not explosive enough, his body is brittle, and his continuous output ability is not as good as ADC, and he is a pure bastard in a group!

Unless it's a smooth ride, it's okay to play with this hero.

Once the wind is headwinded, this hero will be useless, and a mass will die!

This hero is now ranked first from the bottom in terms of win rate, and his appearance rate is only 9, which is weaker than Gongsun Li and Jiang Ziya.

The king of hanging boldly predicted that this hero would either be strengthened in the later stage, or it would have to be redone, and now it is really too wasteful, not to mention the king rank of the hanging king, that is, there are few diamond ranks and platinum ranks to play.

So, it's not recommended that you use Pei Baohu for ranking, just watch me play in the live broadcast room of Hanging King. ”

"Although it is not recommended to play, I would like to recommend a set of outfits and inscriptions to everyone.

Meat Blade, Boots, Grandmaster's Strength, Vampire Knife, Armor-Piercing Bow, Resurrection Armor or Armour-Breaker.

The inscription recommends 10 hunting, 10 eagle eyes, and 10 scourges.

The way to play is also very simple, that is, to call out the skill in the face, and then retreat, and then use yourself as an adc to fight.

If you feel that you don't have that god operation, and you will hang up after calling people in the face, then I suggest you just beat yourself up as an adc.

At least it won't be so pitiful, and it won't kill a few people, but it won't send a lot of heads. ”

As soon as he entered the game, Chen Mo decisively chose Pei Baohu.

After thinking about it, I started to use my first DIY plug-in opportunity.

"Nickname: Pei Capture Pig!"

"Pei Capture Pig: Pei Capture Tiger's ultimate move no longer becomes a tiger form, but becomes a big hanging black pig!

1 Skill Breeding Pig Breeding: If the place has its back to Pei Pig, it will be directly re-entered by Pei Pig and injected with evil liquid, causing 5 seconds of continuous poison damage, and this skill will double the damage to the hero!

2 Skill Black Pig Throwing Stick: Pei Pig will use his big hanging as a support to spin himself wildly and cause a tornado attack! ”

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……

On the other side, in the office of TiMi Studio.

Qiang Yanan saw that Chen Mo was on the air, and immediately found his top boss Chen Pengfei and said:

"Boss, that guy is on the air!"

Chen Pengfei helped his glasses and said fiercely: "Very good!" It's time to fight this guy to the death! ”

Since Chen Mo started the live broadcast, the pressure on TiMi Studio has doubled!

If there is a game bug or a hero imbalance problem, it will be sprayed as a dog immediately.

"Garbage game, people don't care about plug-ins, the game still has so many bugs, quit the game!"

"Heheda, go to Tianmei's grave every day, just see when you can manage the hanging king of betta room 001!"

"I seriously suspect that the king is an insider of TiMi, and he is a high-level person! Otherwise, why does it take so long to open and still care? ”

"Garbage Ugly, NMSL !!"

Similar to this kind of abuse, the anti-cheating department doesn't know how many they have to receive every day!

The complaints about Chen Mo are like snowflakes, countless!

As soon as the big leaders above had a meeting, they used the anti-cheating department as a negative teaching material, and they didn't know how much the bonus was deducted.

Chen Pengfei, as the boss of TiMi's anti-cheating department, is really under a lot of pressure!

But Chen Mo's "technology" is too powerful!

Chen Pengfei used countless manpower and financial resources, but he couldn't find this guy's IP address, and he couldn't even find his account information!

So it has been delayed until today, and Chen Pengfei has nothing to do with Chen Mo.

Yesterday, Chen Pengfei convened a meeting of people from all departments.

Everyone felt that it was no longer possible to go on like this.

A game that is blatantly provoked by the cheaters is an insult to their programmers!

Chen Pengfei decided that as long as the king started broadcasting, he had to talk to him!

If he can negotiate, he will admit even if he pays a large sum of money.

If you can't talk about it, then you must use wisdom to make the guy who hangs the king give up hanging by himself!

Thinking so, Chen Pengfei directly used his authority to send a super-large message to Chen Mo, who was playing ranking, on the kill broadcast.

"Hello Hangwang, I am the top leader of the anti-cheating department of TiMi, and I want to talk to you about turning off the plug-in."