Chapter 357: For the New Year, let's blow a wave of
Being able to enter and exit the other party's spring water unscrupulously, what could be more sassy than this?
Five killings? Abuse Spring? None of this is as refreshing as this one!
Directly treat your spring water as your own spring water, and you just don't have the slightest way, this is the most sassy!
All five sticks cried.
Do you want to be so perverted?
Lao Tzu's spring water is not added to blood!!
The spring water is all Nyima, and there is wood?
The spring water is all cowardly, what else do they play with?
I can't hang up!
But a few teammates just didn't push the tower, and tortured and killed the five sticks in the opposite spring over and over again.
In the end, Zhang Yixing said excitedly: "Hey, I seem to be able to accomplish several achievements with this one!"
Thirty kills, thirty supports, and the one with how many gold coins per second seems to be complete! ”
The sticks in the spring are dead and alive, alive and dead, and the abused life cannot take care of themselves.
This inhumane torture lasted for forty minutes, and Zhang Yixing said with satisfaction: "It's so cool!" It's the first time I've killed someone else's house! ”
At this moment, Zhang Yixing's assistant and agent urged him to hurry to the rehearsal.
Then he said, "Guys, I'm going to rehearsal!" Secretly reveal a little secret to you, I will perform a dance with Brother Bo and Brother Wei Ting in the evening!
By the way, thank you for your great help, the mood is really very happy! ”
Seeing this, Chen Mo immediately said with a bang: "See, old iron!"
The blessing of the sheep giant in the thirty live broadcast! There is also the breaking news of the Spring Festival Gala! You can't even see it on CCTV!
The only one in the live broadcast room of the hanging king! There are no other branches! ”
"Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow !!!"
"Awesome, this wave of awesome is really awesome!"
"233333, is there a little bit of social shaking? Looking forward to it! ”
"The little sheep is so handsome, even if it dances social shaking, it looks good!"
"Thank you for having the king with you in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve!"
As soon as the little sheep Zhang Yixing quit the game, Chen Mo didn't want to waste any more time.
If you drag it out any longer, it will not be good if you deduct credit points from others.
The four of them soon began to lead the line of troops to push the crystal.
For the five stick players, they can't wait to quickly push off the opposite side and end this one!
This game is really embarrassing!
Inexplicably, there is a hero on the opposite side who can transform into a spring, and he can still make his own spring water invalid.
It's the first time they've seen such a game, and it's probably the last time they've seen it.
Pushed it all the way up, and directly broke the opponent's crystal.
This is over.
The five sticks frantically opened the reporting interface, wrote various reasons for reporting, and then pressed the reporting button fiercely.
At the moment of pressing the button......
Bite!
"Do you admit that Korean culture originated in China? Yes or no? ”
Nonsense!
How is it possible that the culture of the Republic of Korea originated in China?
Decisive click is not!
Bite!
"Congratulations, you have successfully activated the self-destruct button on your phone! The countdown starts in ten seconds! 10、9、 8……”
What?
What's that?
The five sticks looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.
Especially the three sticks who didn't understand Chinese, scratching their heads, and muttering: "How can this game report still have a countdown interface?" ”
“3、 2、 1!”
When the countdown is over......
Rumble!
The mobile phones in the hands of the five of them exploded without warning!
The hair of the five people who was blown up in an instant turned into an explosive head, and their bodies and faces were dark!
Black smoke kept coming out of his teeth and nose.
……
……
In the live broadcast room, because it was the Chinese New Year's Eve, the dormitory was only allowed to live until this morning, and Chen Mo could only say: "Guys old Tie, I have to go home for the New Year."
Let's have a few jokes, I'm broadcasting!
For the New Year, let's blow a wave of first! ”
"Today I met Saobai in the middle lane, to be honest, his Mulan is very powerful, and my midlaner Li Bai can't beat him a little.
Just when I was about to kill him for the eighth time, they assisted Hi Clan to suddenly swim out and give me a weakness.
At this point, I didn't hesitate, put my foot down, and began to play with my hands.
And when I thought I was sure to win the double kill, they jungler Zhang Daxian suddenly flashed with Dharma, but fortunately I opened my eyes in time and barely got three kills.
Unexpectedly, they got out of the grass on the single ghost, but fortunately I reacted quickly and turned on the display screen to kill four thrilling shots.
Unexpectedly, their ADC boss also followed, I put down the chopsticks in my hand and completed five kills! ”
"Poof......
"This is awesome, jingle bell!"
"When will I be able to blow like a king?"
"Tell me the truth...... These people seem to have been abused by you......"
"Hey, don't take it out. That is, it is time for him to catch up. Look at Brother Snake, he was sentenced to pay 24 million to Huya for job hopping, and 40 million for Douyu for two consecutive jumps. ”
"Hang the king, let's have a little dirty paragraph!"
Chen Mo thought for a while, shook his head and said: "Xiao Dirty Duan has said too much, and he is going back soon, everyone will inevitably face all kinds of relatives' questions, let's talk about a phenomenon that I think we are very speechless in Huaxia." ”
"The Chinese contradiction is to humiliate your own children but you can't cry.
When I was in junior high school, my mother often sent me to make up classes, and when school was about to end, there would be a group of chattering parents waiting at the school gate, and my mother was one of them.
Once, as soon as I left school, I saw my mom and a few parents laughing happily.
When one of the aunts saw me, she immediately pointed at me and said, "Oh, your mother just said that as soon as you get home, you take off your socks and throw them on the dinner table, and you don't want to do that when you grow up." ”
There was a joke in his tone.
My mom continued beside her, "Hear me, Auntie is laughing at you." ”
After saying that, a group of people laughed again, and then someone said that their children were not much better.
I remember very well that the mother of the girl I liked at the time was also standing next to me.
At that time, I wished to disappear from the world forever.
It was the first time I felt unbearable shame, when I was twelve, when my self-esteem was at its strongest and most vulnerable, my mom was making fun of me in front of everyone about humiliation, and I couldn't even remember that I had done it.
I was very aggrieved, on the way home, I cried and asked her when I had been like this, and my mother said that she didn't admit it, and she was embarrassed to cry?
I said even if I did, you wouldn't be able to tell everybody. My mom said that the child is at home, who cares?
I care, at least I remember it ten years later.
This seems to be a common problem for many parents, who think that making fun of their children is a no-cost and resonant conversation, but in fact, what you consume is the child's self-esteem and her trust in you, these things are non-renewable.
You have lost some medium of connection between you, and you may later attribute this lack to your child's bad personality, but you will not think that there is anything wrong with you.
You gave birth to her, but she didn't belong to you. She has an independent mind and personality, and she will be sad when you are hurt, and this sadness is even better than any kind of sadness given by anyone else. ”