Chapter 14: Cheat Sheets and Steamed Buns

The six of us followed behind the perverted mage like good babies in kindergarten, and we didn't dare to make a sound.

This guy is even more perverted than Dongfang Undefeated, just now, a level 35 swamp giant crocodile suddenly rushed out of the misty swamp, and when he saw that he had crossed the line, he quickly turned around and walked back, but this perverted mage did not let people go. As he heard two syllables come out of his mouth, a heavenly fire fell from the sky, instantly burning the swamp crocodile into a pile of ashes, and a gust of wind blew, and the ground was clean, leaving nothing behind...... And this pervert's expression hasn't changed from beginning to end.

Seeing this scene, we were terrified, this person was ruthless, and we all firmly believed that even if we just accidentally stepped on the little white flower planted on the side of the road, he would not hesitate to throw a forbidden spell and blow us into slag.

"When you come to the Demon Fox Clan, you must abide by the rules of the Demon Fox Clan." A cold voice spoke.

"Definitely, definitely." We hurriedly agreed.

"No spitting, no crossing the road, no damaging public property, no revealing clothing, no misconduct, no swearing, no murder and arson, no fighting, no theft and robbery, no embezzlement and bribery, no ............ Do you understand. As he spoke, he glanced at us and gave me goosebumps.

"Understood, understood!" Don't you understand?

The perverted mage nodded with satisfaction and stopped in front of a building like a temple, "This is the intermediate combat academy of the demon fox clan, you are half a member of the demon fox clan after you register here, and you can accumulate racial contribution points by completing the academy tasks, and you can obtain the corresponding official position in the clan with your contribution points." ”

"If you want to make money, go to the Mercenary Association to take on mercenary tasks." As he spoke, he pointed to another white temple-style building next to it.

"That, why is it half a member of the Demon Fox Clan?" The Drifting Thief whispered.

The perverted mage glanced at him, "This is the question I want to talk about next, after you complete the transfer task, the patriarch will hold a ceremony for you to join the clan, open the demon fox yuan power, and open the demon fox yuan power to be regarded as a member of the demon fox clan." ”

"The job transfer task has been issued, and it's your own business who you want to take the task. Note that the same person will not issue two tasks, that is, you will have to find different people to take the task, and each person's task is different, there are difficult and easy, it depends on your luck. ”

After speaking, he handed a book to one of us, "This is the legal text of the Demon Fox Clan, you can take a good look at it." I am the fire elder of the Demon Fox Clan, in charge of punishment, if you dare to break the law and fall into my hands...... Hum! That's all for the instructions, so go ahead! After saying that, he sneered and left.

A few of us were so frightened by him that we trembled like leaves in the autumn wind.

"The people of the Demon Fox Clan are really terrifying." The little thief said with a sense of innocence, and a few of us nodded approvingly, agreeing with him.

"Let's go to the Combat Academy to sign up first, and then we will split up and find a job transfer mission, and contact each other every hour...... Spider, are you with us? ”

I shrugged, "No need, I'll let you know if I find a job change, or call me if you need help." "Just kidding, if I'm going to act with them, I'm not joining them in disguise.

I was a little disappointed, "Okay, if you need any help, you must call us, you have helped us a lot along the way, and I haven't figured out how to thank you." "I really don't want to leave, I get along well with everyone in the Five Thieves Group, and they all like me.

I'm also very hesitant, in fact, I have a good impression of these five thieves with personality, maybe people can meet many people in their lives, but there are not many who can become friends, once this kind of people meet, they should be cherished, in my definition, they belong to the kind that can be friends. But...... I don't have enough reason to give up my original intention.

"Spider, we don't force you, you think about it, before you leave the demon fox clan, give me an answer." The one who spoke was silent all the time. As soon as she finished speaking, we all looked at her in amazement, I didn't expect her to say such a thing to me, and I had the impression that she should be indifferent.

Not only was I surprised, but they obviously didn't expect that they would leave me with no words, but they reacted immediately, "Spider, Xiao still said so, you can think about it!" ”

It wouldn't be right to refuse a beautiful woman's sincere request, so I nodded heavily, "I'll think about it." ”

After entering the Intermediate Combat Academy, I easily found the archer's registration office, and after the NPC at the registration office recorded my information, he led me to a slot machine, "Let's sign up here to give away three skill books, randomly draw, you can start shaking." ”

I looked at the delicate slot machine and thought to myself, can't you give a ready-made skill book? My luck is so low, I'm sure I'm going to pull out the garbage book.

However, the world and the earth are the largest, and I have no choice but to accept my fate. With your eyes closed and a ruthless heart, pull the joystick on the slot machine......

The three rows of numbers kept turning, getting slower and slower, and finally, stopped, I looked at the three numbers, 124, 314, 478, speechless, such an unlucky number I actually drew three at once, I am really a genius, this kind of thing with the probability of Mars hitting the earth is similar to that of me have been encountered.

The service NPC handed me three books, "This is the skill book you drawn, congratulations, please walk slowly." The service NPC smiled, I was very moved, the first time I met an NPC with such a good service attitude, it was not easy, tears were in my eyes, but this NPC is definitely not an artificial intelligence program, all artificial intelligence programs are very individual characters, such as the perverted fire elder.

When I think of Elder Fire, I think of the transfer mission. So I asked the NPC, "Where can I get the job change?" ”

"This is the skill book you drawn, congratulations, please walk slowly." The service NPC was still smiling, and I really wanted to punch him in the face, but I couldn't help thinking of the "no fighting" clause.

Walking out of the Intermediate Combat Academy, I opened three books, "Eagle Eye", which everyone knows what this skill is for, a necessary skill for sniper archers, but I don't have much interest in sniping, and stuffed it into my belt.

"Light Eye Technique: Ignores invisibility, traps, camouflage, no level, permanent solidification skills." This is good, hurry up and learn from a book.

"Locked?" This is a bit interesting, I looked at it carefully, "You can lock the designated target, and after locking, the map will display the target's location with a red cursor for 30 minutes, during which the damage to the target's physical attack will be increased by 20%, which can be upgraded." Mana urging, each time it costs 80 mana points, the meta-force urge is invalid. ”

I was quite happy to see the front, as if I had won the jackpot by buying a lottery ticket, but when I saw the back, I was very depressed, as if my winning ticket accidentally fell into the toilet. I looked at my attribute panel helplessly.,The mana value is still a pitiful 30 points.,Or I added it when I set it up at the beginning.,When I upgraded later,The amount of blood is rising rapidly.,Now it's more than 800.,But the mana value hasn't risen at all.,It seems that I can be directly classified as a magical idiot.。

Chicken ribs, chicken ribs, I had no choice but to save this Niu Bi very skill book to the money bank, it seems that this book can only be used to exchange for some silver. As I sorted out my personal locker, I couldn't help but take out that chain quest scroll and look at it again.

"The main quest of the system: Luo Feng's report letter: send this scroll to the hands of the Netherworld, no time limit, no failure penalty, task rewards: 1. Randomly draw a gold artifact; 2. Evolve once; 3. A follow-up task scroll. "To put it bluntly, it's a messenger mission, but the target of the message doesn't know where to stay in that corner, Nether? Because it's supposed to be in the underworld, how to get to that kind of place, depressed.

As I did the previous times, I reluctantly put the scroll back again.

The capital of the demon fox clan is quite big from the heavenly city, but there are not many people, I asked more than 30 NPCs in a row and didn't receive the transfer task, frustrated, very frustrated.

After asking an NPC again to no avail, I couldn't help but be full of depression and screamed to the sky, "Ah~~~"

After calling for a little more comfort, unexpectedly, a mage in a white outfit with a red armband suddenly appeared in front of me, "The sound you just made exceeded the average noise index of the capital, causing noise pollution, please pay a fine of 5 taels of silver." ”

Boom, I fainted.

This chengguan actually shook me awake inhumanely, with a serious face, "Please pay the fine within 3 minutes, otherwise you will be sent to the Criminal Department for punishment." ”

Criminal Department? I shuddered when I thought of the sneer Elder Fire made when he left, and I quickly paid the fine and fled.

Walking on the delicate road of the demon fox clan, thinking about what happened today, I feel that I am really unlucky, if I vote for the top ten tragic characters of the flood wilderness, I believe I will be on the list. Forget it, go offline and eat something good, and make up for my deeply hurt little heart.

Unexpectedly, after going offline, my bad luck did not end, and I heard a terrible news at the first time.

"The old class said that tomorrow I will take the * theory test!"

I suddenly felt as if I had been hit by a forbidden spell and collapsed. In fact, I have great respect for Deng Dada, but Deng Dada's theory is too profound and not understandable to a person like me who has no political consciousness. So, I really wasn't sure about that exam.

Seeing the drunken and dreamy Grass Flower Mei who was still playing games, I stepped forward and pressed the wake button on her docking device.

Cao Huamei quit the game and looked at me with a dissatisfied face, "What's the matter, bug, we summoned the alliance to raise funds to buy the headquarters, and I was choosing a house." ”

"Stop playing, take the * theory test tomorrow, hurry up and prepare!" Cao Huamei heard this, and quickly took off the connector.

"The old class said that the main test is the content of the first class, which of you listened?" The little fish looked at a few of us.

"I was studying art when I was in class." I'm not embarrassed to say I'm painting a portrait of a shadow.

"I'm studying literature." Cao Huamei called romance novels popular literature.

"I'm practicing calligraphy."

"I gave *** a painful shot in class, so I'm practicing martial arts!" After the little comb finished speaking, we all fell, we are all talents.

"What should I do?"

I looked at Cao Huamei, "Beast, you go and ask a few heroes in the dormitory next door to borrow notes from the last class!" ”

"Why me again? This kind of unkind of unkind thing always asks me to go, it's time to change people! "The grass flowers and plums do not follow.

"Because you're cute." I say it shamelessly.

"Hurry up, or I'll strip you naked and throw you in the corridor!" Although the method of the little comb is more radical, the effect is still very good, and Cao Huamei listened to the words of the little comb and honestly ran to the next door.

The so-called things gather like people in groups, and the birds and beasts in the dormitory next door are all extremely good at learning, and their notes are the review materials for all our dormitories. And our dorm ......

Several beasts smiled and took out white paper, paper cutters, staplers, and various color ultra-fine gel pens and began to make preparations for making cheat sheets.

If we claim to be second in the production cheat sheet level of our dormitory, absolutely no one dares to claim to be first. Every time someone else sees the finished cheat sheet we make, they feel amazing and ask, "Is this really made by earthlings?" Isn't it true that you guys kidnapped a Martian from somewhere to help make a cheat sheet? ”

Countless boys have worked hard to get along with a few women in our dormitory, just so that we can generously throw the used cheat sheets to them during the exam, and they are willing to be our garbage recycling station.

Caohua Mei rushed back, holding a notebook in her hand, "This is Zhou Daxia's notes, very detailed, come and come, the scanner is waiting." "Skillfully scanning the notes, I edited them a little, printed six copies, and started the huge project of making cheat sheets one by one......

Although I am an atheist, I have lamented the incredibleness of fate more than once. If it is by chance that I, Cao Huamei, and Xiao Comb were admitted to the same school, and we were transferred to the same class by chance, and it was still by chance that we were assigned to the same dormitory, then it is inevitable that we will become good friends.

But what made me feel amazing was that I later found out that the mantissa of our registered student numbers were 019, 029, and 039, and we sat in the same row every time we took the exam, which can only be described as weird.

With the cheat sheet in hand, everything is fine. The three of us sat in our seats calmly, amusefully watching the group of people in front of us scrambling to copy answers on the desks. The quality of our desks is very good, the smooth surface can be used as a mirror, if there is any dirt, it will be wiped off with your hand, I have experimented, it is very difficult to write on it.

I was despise those who cheated by clumsy means, and the invigilator came in. Although there are two surveillance cameras in each examination room, the school still has an invigilator, mainly because some people are so cunning that even the surveillance cameras can't capture evidence of cheating. For example, Cao Huamei, I once stared at her for an hour without moving my eyes, but I didn't find out how she cheated, so I could only shout in my heart: Hero!

"Everyone pack up their things, everything with words is not allowed to stay, mobile phones, MP3, MP4, voice recorders, bugs, hearing aids, handheld computers, and micro-storage disguised as watches, all handed over, otherwise it will be considered cheating!" The Iron Mask God lifted his glasses, and a cold light reflected on the lenses.

Seeing that the podium was full of colorful high-tech products, the iron-faced god nodded with satisfaction and continued, "Now change seats, the first row will be changed to the second row, the second row will be changed to the third row, and the third row will be changed to the first row, with a time limit of 1 minute, start!" ”

There was a clattering sound of falling to the ground in the examination room, and many people with N were caused by this trick with endocrine disorders and incontinence, and many N people foamed at the mouth or fainted with blood. It's so cruel that there is no way to live, so thought the candidates in the audience.

……

"Ha, ha, ha." Caohuamei gnawed on a large cone while laughing pervertedly, "What kind of bullshit iron-faced god catch, it's not a dish in front of the old lady." ”

"Beast, don't be so complacent, you will meet ghosts if you walk too much at night, and you will get wet shoes if you run too much by the river, be careful that you will capsize in the gutter one day." I taught her with all my heart.

"That's it, I'm almost glorious this time." The little comb has a heart.

Cao Huamei waved her hand indifferently, "The person who can find out that I am cheating is not born yet!" But worm, how do I think you didn't copy a cheat sheet today? ”

"Don't mention it, I was too serious about the cheat sheet yesterday, and I memorized all the answers, so I ......," I said depressedly.

Bang Chang Chang ~ ~ The two people poured into a ball.

"Beasts, there is no reason!" The two of them looked at me sadly and indignantly, as if I had transformed into a Super Saiyan.

"Huh? Isn't this a little comb? Grass flowers, plums, and insects are also there! A girl in the same class walked over, glanced at the small waist of the small comb with jealous eyes, and then looked at the large cone in our hands, "You also eat this kind of high-calorie thing, the book says that eating a cone is equivalent to eating 5 steamed buns, and it is easy to gain weight." After saying that, he glanced at the little comb again.

"Really?" I asked innocently, then turned to the owner of the cold drink shop, "Boss, 3 more Mengniu cones!" ”

The girl looked at me in amazement. I turned my head and explained to her sincerely, "I would love to know what the consequences of eating 10 steamed buns in one meal will be. ”

……

"Worm, I've never seen such a bad person as you in my life." Afterwards, the little comb commented on me.